This is exhausting. Once again, you are not a legal prodigy that has figured out a loophole that Hasbro's lawyers haven't in the last 40 years. Hasbro knows gun Megatron would make ALL of the money, they would do it if they could in a heartbeat. Screaming "but I want it" doesn't change US toy laws.

This should be interesting

Obligatory eBay shill for the day, so here's four I'm surprised are still available. Got a little over a week left to get things ordered before I shutter the shop for my Metrocon trip. www.ebay.com/usr/tj_phoenix

More up on eBay! Also I won't be selling any others directly here on Bluesky, I forgot how much more expensive the postage is without eBay's discount. So it's all over there now! www.ebay.com/usr/tj_phoenix

So I WAS going to post an eBay update for everything I added last night, but a bunch of good stuff sold overnight sooo... here's other stuff!

Gonna add some odd ball items to the eBay page, like a bunch of Splatoon amiibo, even the rare set. www.ebay.com/usr/tj_phoenix

I just need to point out the insane imagery that is an Optimus Prime with the shape of a human skull in his chest.

It's worth it just for the convenience, like if you need a thing but don't want to wait for it to get delivered, you can just make it. Example, these little stands I made so Joes don't fall over in their case. Logo aside, these are just simple shapes and measurements that fixes the problem.

Listed a ton on eBay but some scraps aren't worth the fees to list, so offering up here. Everything is $20 shipped each. All the boxes are sealed, all the loose figures are complete. DM if interested. Reposts appreciated!

Didn't realize why they made Ribbit in this pose until I did this. #tadc

These days I like seeing the innards, but on my first build the window bugged the shit out of me. I painted the entire window black with a tape mask of my logo, then stuffed it full of red LEDs.

You had one job, Walmart...

Years back this show hit my nostalgia really hard and I ended up tracking down the full figure set they did. Never sold in the US, a few of these a friend of mine in Europe had to scrounge around for. All we got here were some coloring books and one plush of Bernie, found that, too.

Post a cartoon you remember that nobody else does

Thank you, I am getting paranoid now. Last one, two blueprint variants. Only one with the negative effect.

HUH. Okay, interesting! ...this the same situation?

@javajojo.bsky.social Trying to sort my Creo cards with your checklist... and it doesn't seem to account for cards that can be hologram AND flavor text. How many can be this way?

I prepared for today.

Ended up at a small antique mall today. Found these three for $1 each. Then another booth had... THIS...

Spent most of the afternoon handling soldier's crotches.

Still the worst attempt at a Transformer I've ever experienced. At least Staxx's legs aren't held on by C clips.

Same energy.

@javajojo.bsky.social RNG decided you were the one.

Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍

Back from the Digital Circus finale... No spoilers but it's an amazing and emotional finale and I cant wait to discuss it in two weeks. Here's the emotional support tiger I decided I needed after the show. #TADC

Just a little while to go... NO SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SEE IT YET. ALSO, if you're seeing it in theaters, for the love of God, WAIT TILL YOU GET TO YOUR CAR BEFORE TALKING ABOUT IT. Nearly caught a spoiler from a girl in a Gangle mask on the way in.

Messing with Freakwency and it hit me like a brick. He has the EXACT colors Nexus should have had. Faded blue, less red, he looks more ancient than the Prime!