CaptainTeo

@tobassett

The musical chameleon/emotional support spider. Composer, artist, former radio host. Composer of the Undertale album "An Evening with the Underground Symphonic Orchestra". 100% safe for work. Unabashedly me. Profile picture by Entuwal.

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CaptainTeo@tobassett· Jun 14

There's a typical kind of Discord spam bot that generates a name using a random forename and surname and four random numbers, and this one just joined a server.

A screenshot of a randomly generated Discord account name that ended up being called "MariahCarey".

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Jun 1

Happy Pride Month. ❤ So, uhm. This has been a weird year for me. I finally confirmed something that I've always suspected but never had proof; it turns out that I wasn't born male. I'll probably never know the full story, but it still explains a lot. I'm happy to finally be sure.

The intersex pride flag; a purple, hollow circle on a yellow background.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Apr 6

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Feb 16

Wait.

Crop of the above image, showing a hybrid snail/snake that's labelled "snake".

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Dec 23

It was @zaezar.bsky.social who encouraged me to start doing this. It's encouraging to realise that an artist will know how to make it into a proper composition when you can't. I scrawled this in GnuIMP for my last cover art and @pirxyl.bsky.social did a beautiful job of bringing the idea to life.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Nov 6

While clearing out bot accounts from a Discord server, today, I came across one that tried to make an LLM-generated bio but used the LLM's response of being confused about their prompt as the bio instead.

A Discord bot account's bio that reads "Could you clarify what you mean by 'furry shot bio'? Here are a few possible interpretations-let me know which one you're going for:" and nothing else.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Nov 1

I'm glad to hear that you have a head.

A screenshot of the thumbnail of DrDubz' Twitch stream with the title cut off at "@ryyudo has a head..."

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Oct 29

Art or Treat! I like vegan jelly sweets and salted peanut brittle (but probably not together).

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Oct 28

I did it.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Oct 26

I'm a bat for Halloween. (Big thanks for @catmayo.gay for helping me get the wings to a working state in a pinch.)

An anthropomorphic pool toy mexican red-knee tarantula wearing a bat onesie.

An anthropomorphic pool toy mexican red-knee tarantula wearing a bat onesie. It's raising its arms with an angry face to show the onesie's wings and trying unsuccessfully to look intimidating.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Oct 22

Today, I achieved something that I've been working on for 23 years, having to restart through all (Substance+) re-releases of Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance. I got the top score in every single VR mission in the game. All 500 of them. (Orange names means all top scores in that category.)

A screenshot of Metal Gear Solid 2 from the Master Collection. It shows the character select menu of the VR missions, with all characters at 100% with all orange names.

A screenshot of Metal Gear Solid 2 from the Master Collection. It shows the Alternative Missions submenu for MGS1 snake with all orange titles.

A screenshot of Metal Gear Solid 2 from the Master Collection. It shows the Hold Up Mode submenu for MGS1 Snake with top scores and orange names for every mission.

A screenshot of Metal Gear Solid 2 from the Master Collection. It shows the save menu for the VR missions menu, showing the completion rate at 100%.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Oct 8

I don't like to whine about this in public, but... as a genuine question, what am I doing wrong? The posts about my new music were shared collectively a couple of hundred times and not a single one of those even turned into a listen, let alone a download. Am I really that uninteresting?

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Oct 8

mfw they add VRChat AudioLink IRL

A zoom-in on the torso of the above image, with the shapes of the glowsticks making it look like an incredibly stupid face.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Aug 9

If you'd like to support an independent disabled artist, my new song is up on Bandcamp, Ko-Fi and other sites. ❤ If I could at least make back the licensing fee that I had to pay to release it, that would mean a lot to me. Bandcamp tobassett.bandcamp.com/track/dream-... Ko-fi ko-fi.com/s/b9e88f0908

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Aug 2

Non-gif version of the image because Bluesky made it blurry and I want people to be able to see @pirxyl.bsky.social's art as intended.

An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula sits on a cloud, looking upwards. Stars and space can be see in the background. At the top of the image, a cityscape can be seen upside-down, making it apparent that the spider is actually hanging on the bottom of the cloud and looking down at the city. The text reads: "Dream Operator
T.O. Bassett
Aug 8 2025".

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Aug 2

A little late because I just got out of hospital (I'm fine <3), but Dream Operator, the song that I wrote for Furality Somna, will be released on Bandcamp and the music video on YouTube next Friday, August 8th, with releases on streaming platforms following ASAP! Art by @pirxyl.bsky.social. 🧡

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Jul 28

An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula showing a plush F.Y.N.N. (Furality's mascot) to a purple Bichi.

An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula sitting on the head of a giant Bichi. Their heads are tilted to look at each other.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Jul 27

There's a lot more to say, but so little space to say it. Thank you for helping me be a little piece of history.

"I helped my younger sister play through the game. It was a formative experience for her and my favourite memory of spending time with her. Thank you for helping with that. <3"

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Jul 9

Furality Somna-themed sketch by @soraime.bsky.social's recent sketch stream. I'm so happy that someone drew my Somna onesie. <3

A sketch of a pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula, wearing a bear onesie, sitting down and holding a Bichi.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Jul 7

I think that I need to work on the variety of things that I post on Bluesky.

Seven different posts from myself on Bluesky, all of which are minor variations of "Thank you so much".

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Jun 27

There it is! This is really cool of you. Thank you very much. <3

An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula standing amongst some hanging pride flags, waving a wand that's leaving a trail in the colours of the asexual pride flag.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Jun 13

(5/5) Good night, Somna.

An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula asleep among a huge pile of pillows and a group of eleven small Bichis, who are all sitting on the pillows and singing. The tarantula is holding a plush F.Y.N.N. (Furality's mascot) and another, smaller Bichi.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Jun 13

(4/?)

An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula and a Bichi asleep on a bed. The tarantula is holding a plush F.Y.N.N. (Furality's mascot).

An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula petting a giant Bichi, who is leaning into it with its eyes closed.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Jun 13

(3/?)

Three Novabeasts (ArvuReBantra, Misty Jinn, and Hartx719), an anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula (CaptainTeo), and an anthropomorphic brown spider sitting in the Furality Somna event stage and watching the Opening Ceremony.

A group of people posing in the Furality Somna lobby world, including CaptainTeo, ArvuReBantra, Butterscotch, Sora The Syke, SnakeMayo, and choco31415.

A group of people sitting in the Furality Somna event stage world and watching the Closing Ceremonies, including CaptainTeo, ArvuReBantra, Misty Jinn, Viridian, and Yipxybold.

A group of people sitting in the Furality Somna event stage world and watching the Closing Ceremonies, including CaptainTeo, Misty Jinn, Viridian, and Yipxybold.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Jun 13

(2/?)

An anthropomorphic doe (ThirdEditDoe) hugging an anthropomorphic Mexican red-knee tarantula (CaptainTeo) in the Furality Somna event stage world.

An anthropomorphic dragon (Baroness Leina) and an anthropomorphic Mexican red-knee tarantula (CaptainTeo) posing together in the Furality Somna meetup world.

An Avali and an anthropomorphic Mexican red-knee tarantula posing together in the Furality Somna lobby world.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Jun 13

A thread of some of my favourite photos from @furality.org Somna. Photos taken by me, @arvurebantra.bsky.social, @butterscotchv.bsky.social, @lilliplant.bsky.social, @leinalinckia.bsky.social, and ThirdEditMan. (1/?)

A group photo of various anthropomorphic spider avatars in the Furality Somna meetup world, during the invertebrate meetup.

A group photo of the invertebrate meetup at the Furality Somna meetup world, including various creative invertebrate avatars of massively varied sizes.

A pile of actual geckos at the Scales & Tails meetup in the Furality Somna meetup world.

A photo of the Furality Somna Dealers' Den world, showing T.O. Bassett's music booth right next to the Awesome's Taekwon-Do booth, belonging to T.O. Bassett's taekwondo instructor.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Jun 13

(Art by V.A.T.A. on FA and @sheeshiedoesart.bsky.social <3)

An anthropomorphic femboy Indian chameleon sitting in an Autumn forest. He's winking a the camera with an arm outstretched, a small heart floating above his hand. His tail is absolutely gigantic why do people keep drawing it like that I need to be able to walk goddamnit

An anthropomorphic pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula, jumping in an action pose.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Jun 1

Got this pride virtual pet commission from @steelsoldier.bsky.social <3 I've been a big fan of their pixel art style for a long time and I'm so happy to get something like this from them. Happy Pride Month! <3 (Reposted to add alt-text just to find that you can't put alt-text on gifs sorry. X..x)

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Apr 6

International Asexuality Day! <3 All art is by @zaezar.bsky.social, @entuwal.bsky.social, and @miffix.bsky.social #InternationalAsexualityDay #AsexualVisibilityDay

An anthropomorphic femboy Indian chameleon, changing into rainbow colours while standing in front of an asexual flag.

A pool toy Mexican red-knee tarantula, lying on pale grass and reaching for an asexual flag.

A bust of an anthropomorphic Indian chameleon, wearing an asexual flag-patterned bandana and winking at the viewer with his tongue out.

CaptainTeo@tobassett· Mar 15

I just searched for "Search engine that doesn't use AI", and DuckDuckGo's AI popped up to tell me that DuckDuckGo doesn't use AI.