toilet bones

@toiletbones

highly motivated and experienced technology leader with a passion for diarrhea

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toilet bones@toiletbones· 3d

new angle on Shape

just a cropped close up of the photo they posted

toilet bones@toiletbones· 7d

oh no, Craig Brittain added me to a list because I think Craig Brittain having run a revenge porn site is bad

Screenshot of a notification that Craig Brittain added me to a list titled "zionists genocides cops agents maga bots" because I think it's bad that Craig Brittain ran a revenge porn site.

toilet bones@toiletbones· 15d

One of those off-putting ai slop charlie brown images with the word balloon edited to be the lyrics to DJ Assault - Ass n' Titties.

toilet bones@toiletbones· 22d

there's also a gendered aspect to it that dovetails with their dystopian hypercapitalism-- the capital M manager is maximally masculine

Screenshot of a passage from the book Slow Gods: "hé" and "shé". These categories are presented for those who have reached the absolute pinnacle of their gender presentation - the most manly and the most feminine, the ultimate expressions of what everyone else should aspire to be.

toilet bones@toiletbones· Jul 15

396 followers:17.4k posts is a hell of a ratio

toilet bones@toiletbones· Jul 10

If you're going to open a survey with a question like "what words come to mind when you think of x" you should probably put a character limit on the response field so people like me don't write something like this

Screenshot of a wall of nonsense text that reads:
Toilet karate improvised mustache a magic bucket the bucket is a wizard one thousand buckets full of magical liquid Italian bucket seventeen mustaches the world's biggest bucket full of mustache magic two hundred small buckets inside of a big bucket it's Christmas the bucket is al dente everyone eats a delicious bucket the bucket is sumptuous one million mega buckets an entire nation of buckets a singular sexy bucket seductively full of mop water jumbo bucket the pistol shrimp stunned a bucket by creating a small bubble that collapsed causing cavitation but another more Italian bucket fed brightly colored shrimp one whole unit of spaghetti pasta dinner meal a lonely bucket slowly walking across the bottom of the ocean imagining mustaches it will never see but a giant flesh bucket with a powerful mouth vomits dirty mop water into a regular normal bucket it is the circle of life and it is beautiful inside of all buckets even when powerful flesh vomit or mysterious mustache jazz amen sixteen hundred angry buckets full of cortisol a scented bucket full of flute sounds commits check fraud all of the wind is trapped inside an unusually shaped bucket a tower of stacked buckets full of wisdom and thriving crustaceans giving each other mustaches for the holidays one hundred Italian bucket men smoke delicious meat cigarettes with several uncles at a birthday party eleven bucket scientists cast wet spells all over an elaborate and mysterious bucket with five mustaches all day long

toilet bones@toiletbones· Jul 6

this image from wikihow describing diarrhea caused by bacteria reassured me about graham platner. maybe it will reassure you, too.

a wikihow illustration of a guy sitting on a toilet looking unwell. a word balloon comes out of his abdomen showing magnified bacteria that are causing his diarrhea.

toilet bones@toiletbones· Jul 1

NO THANK U

Screenshot of an email from linkedin with the subject "1 person noticed you" and a preview of the body that says "You're getting noticed"

toilet bones@toiletbones· Jun 30

Y'all would call a 1996 Toyota Previa minivan ai slop if they came out today

The Wikipedia page photo of a 1996 Toyota Previa minivan.

toilet bones@toiletbones· Jun 28

how am i supposed to know which thing that sucks shit is the thing i'm wrong about

screenshot of a list notification: @schizanon.bsky.social
has added you to the "Wrong about VR AI Crypto Smartglasses NFTs Bitcoin" moderation list

toilet bones@toiletbones· Jun 8

this guy is great, he's searching people's user names + climate change to be smug about it, so i searched it for me and discovered that the first result is me making fun of this same guy in 2024

screenshot of kevin leecaster searching people making fun of him's user names + "climate change" and acting smug about it.

toilet bones@toiletbones· Jun 8

i think it's kind of funny that the first result for climate change for me is me making fun of this same fucking guy's enthusiasm for exxonmobil in 2024

A screenshot showing Kevin Leecaster posting a screenshot in 2024 of an article about the Arkansas lithium mining boom from the daily mail with the text: "I have not been convinced by any arguments that our climate crisis can be addressed without capitalism." with a reply from me in 2024 making fun of Kevin Leecaster by saying: "if there's a multinational energy extraction corporation i trust to solve the climate crisis, it's the good people at ExxonMobil who currently have the lithium brine mining rights to about 200 square miles of arkansas. historically, they have always done the right thing."

toilet bones@toiletbones· Jun 5

initially i was just going to be rude to some guy who was being an asshole, but then i got distracted thinking about getting kicked out of a city council meeting for voicing confusing concerns about bus genitals and baselessly speculating about religious exemptions to those concerns.

toilet bones@toiletbones· Jun 2

toilet bones@toiletbones· May 20

I've been reading javtitles aloud in various accents and voices and a dour polished British baritone is really a lot of fun

The butler from Downton Abbey with a word balloon drawn on him to make it appear he is saying the javtitle aloud.

toilet bones@toiletbones· May 19

photo of Mr Carson, the butler from Downton Abbey with a word balloon so that he's saying the javtitles post.

toilet bones@toiletbones· May 15

ascii art text that reads "JUNGLE IS MASSIVE LIKE MY GIGANTIC FAKE ASS"

toilet bones@toiletbones· May 14

Just wait until you see my new project, it's going to change how we think about visual media (for example, "maybe visual media shouldn't be turbo dogshit"). Also it's not real, don't get angry at me.

Screenshot of a message with the text: "current prompt: a dramatic airbrushed mural of a metro city bus magically flies through synthwave erotic outer space, it's very metaphysical and sexually arousing, hamburgers are also there, super mario is a vibe, everyone smokes cigarettes and does karate. there is a unifying theme of mysterious chaotic undulating suggestive hypersexual commerce. a powerful home depot employee astronaut wizard restores order to the universe, it's all biomechanical, there's a tuba"

toilet bones@toiletbones· May 10

my mom asked for a meme for mother's day idk maybe 5 years ago and i made this for her

an image with stock photos of a weird monstrous inflatable carrot, a woman with a goose for. head, a synthwave cat shooting rainbow beams out of its eyes, a man holding two large fish so that their eyes cover his eyes, and an old woman with a gold hat flashing a bunch of non US cash and wearing a blue fur coat.
Text: "The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters. It is also Mother's Day"

toilet bones@toiletbones· May 4

screenshot of an email:
"Hello today,
I think it's a very important that students learn Shrek Math. See attached document for further information.
Thank you,
Shit Pisserman, Concerned Parent

toilet bones@toiletbones· May 4

i just noticed i finally got taken off the PTA listserv for a private school somewhere after years of receiving emails not intended for me that i replied to with the name Shit Pisserman to voice my many confusing concerns

screenshot of an email:
"Hello today,
I am concerned about hat day being on a Wednesday. I think it sends the wrong message.
Regards,
Shit Pisserman, Concerned Parent"

toilet bones@toiletbones· Mar 29

screenshot from charles barkley shut up and jam gaidan: a pixelated image of charles barkely stands with a minimal background. white text in a blue box appears over him that says "My name is Charles Barkley. I am one of the last b-ball stars alive."

toilet bones@toiletbones· Mar 19

love to live in a time when it's hard to tell if someone is just doing a halfassed job or using ai to do a halfassed job

screenshot of an email from steam that says The Steam Winter Sale Is Here above a graphic that says Steam Spring Sale.

toilet bones@toiletbones· Mar 19

a friend sent me some screenshots of me the other day from maybe 2020 idk i have no memory of riffing in the taliban's replies

twitter screenshot of a post from the taliban's PR account: "#Toyota Hilux is the most popular truck in the Islamic Emirates of Afghanistan. Americans mostly use it to buy burgers at #McDonalds drive-through; we use it for a more masculine reason. To fight for #freedom and #honor."
my reply: "They don't sell them in the US due to import taxes, we have to make technicals out of PT Cruisers, a hypersexual honormobile that runs on pure fuck"

toilet bones@toiletbones· Mar 7

Screenshot from youraislopbores.me
My prompt: "i've got computer madness and an need an uncritical voice to encourage my delusions involving billy ray cyrus: i think he's using magic to enter my home and destroy my toilets when i'm not there"
Response: "i mean its true..."

toilet bones@toiletbones· Mar 2

love 2 fill out intake forms

screenshot of a medical intake form that asks for my current occupation, which i list as "i teach dogs how to do karate and i'm a part time astronaut"
and my current living situation, for which i simply wrote "yes".

toilet bones@toiletbones· Jan 29

ai has made it possible to imagine exciting new stories of american history told exclusively through closeups of mouths bellowing things

close up of a mouth from the video. it's not good.

toilet bones@toiletbones· Jan 29

that's a shape that my brain is immediately like ooo balalaika

photo of a balalaika, a triangular bodied, stringed, russian folk instrument.

toilet bones@toiletbones· Jan 27

i just love leaving feedback and i appreciate that there are somehow so many people in the world with similar names who regularly fuck up entering their email address and instead enter mine

a screenshot of a survey for lenscrafters asking for a 0-10 rating and to leave a comment. my comment: in the email you sent me, the scale was shaded red for 0-6, yellow for 7-8, and green for 9-10. i think it would be better if it aligned with the bristol stool chart such that 0-1 is yellow (constipated), 2-3 is green (well-formed), and 4-7 is red (varying degrees of diarrhea). while this would be more difficult to interpret and would likely confuse respondents, i think it would be worth it because it's funny to me.

toilet bones@toiletbones· Jan 21

I still don't like canva, but I guess I have a use for it