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Drooker like snooker and not Drucker like... well, you get the idea.

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To)))m@tomdruker· 28d

Cringed itself out of existence

To)))m@tomdruker· 28d

R.I.P. big man. Your time may have been short, but no one can say you didn't play a blinder.

Paddington, the Azrael of British royalty, national treasures and political careers, escorts Kier Starmer off to politics afterlife where he can have a nice time with all of his many Union Flags

To)))m@tomdruker· Jul 5

Friends and family aside-

Sign on the entrance for Electrical Audio studios

To)))m@tomdruker· Jun 18

Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys wearing more sensible and subtle eyewear

To)))m@tomdruker· Jun 18

hey guys what's up I made one of my famous memes again (I'm certain this joke has been done many times before)

Carl Weathers and Arnold Schwarzenegger shaking whole arms from Predator meme template

On Carl's arm it says
hardcore shows

On Arnold's it says
depression

In the handshake it says
'see you in the pit'

To)))m@tomdruker· Jun 17

Happy football to everyone who celebrates

Trivia about the novelty world cup song 'Sven, Sven, Sven'

'In 2018, ready for the World Cup in Russia the duo revamped their classic "Sven, Sven, Sven" and released "Gareth, Gareth, Gareth".[3] It was not a hit.'

To)))m@tomdruker· May 30

Waystar Royco x Blue Origin

To)))m@tomdruker· May 23

Seeing The Taking of Pelham 123 at the excellent @thenickelcinema.bsky.social yesterday was a wonderful way to spend a far-too-hot birthday afternoon

Walter Matthau giving Thuh Look. He knows what you've been up to.
Dun dun dun

To)))m@tomdruker· May 17

'We didn't Burnham' for PM

Tubbs and Edward from The League of Gentlemen

To)))m@tomdruker· May 13

So do you!

News headline:
'More than 1,700 confined on cruise ship in Bordeaux after suspected norovirus death – Europe live
Operator says majority of passengers on board of cruise ship stuck are British, while about 50 people are showing symptoms'

To)))m@tomdruker· May 13

Aaron A. Aardvark for PM

Aaron A. Aardvark, one of the most unlucky cits in Mega City One.
Your time to shine, Aaron!

To)))m@tomdruker· May 11

"You'll see all your favorite soccer stars...

like Ariaga, Ariaga II...

Bariaga, Aruglia, and Pizzoza!"

To)))m@tomdruker· May 6

I'll just keep a version of this in drafts.

Cosmic mensch Dr. Manhattan, looking off to the stars. The caption above him says
'I AM TIRED OF GOYS. THESE PEOPLE!
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN THE TANGLE OF THEIR MESHUGAAS'

To)))m@tomdruker· Apr 29

Advertise your account using one Simpsons image

Lenny Leonard sitting in his underpants in his horrible home eating beans from a tin saying 'Please don't tell anyone how I live'

To)))m@tomdruker· Apr 29

Here's a few!

The superhero pop star Zenith, from the 2000AD strip 'Zenith' getting punched through Big Ben by Nazi super villain Masterman.
Early Grant Morrison. Look it up, read it, it's great.

Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future. OG British super hero. Fascinating eyebrows.

The Leopard from Lime Street.
From Lime Street, but not an actual Leopard*

*I've not actually read it.

The Ten Seconders- another great 2000AD anti-superhero comic.

To)))m@tomdruker· Apr 29

Finally the Yiddish lesson I've been waiting for ✊🚩🏴🔥

Screen grab of a Duolingo lesson for Yiddish. It says the sentence 'Why does one need money' in Yiddish and English

To)))m@tomdruker· Apr 28

Post a meme made by you

Marlow Stanfield from The Wire addressing the New Deal Co-op. Written beside him is the word 'Landlords' in large neon lettering

Marlow is saying
'Price of the brick going up.'

Marlow Stanfield from The Wire addressing the New Deal Co-op. Written beside him are the words 'Energy Companies' in large neon lettering

Marlow is saying
'Price of the brick going up.'

Marlow Stanfield from The Wire addressing the New Deal Co-op. Written beside him is the word 'Nerflix in large neon lettering

Marlow is saying
'Price of the 'flix going up.'

Marlow Stanfield from The Wire addressing the New Deal Co-op. Written beside him is the word 'Heinz' in large neon lettering

Marlow is saying
'Price of the beans going up.'

To)))m@tomdruker· Apr 27

Concerned Celine Dion, on a landline phone, saying
'je telephone a la police'

To)))m@tomdruker· Apr 20

Garth from Wayne's World getting his teeth drilled, representing how he feels about Kenny G, and how I feel about the below.

To)))m@tomdruker· Apr 1

Everyone, stop what you're doing. Lewisham Cash Converters has a brand new, never-been-played 'Enya' signature guitar for just £449.99

A close up of the headstock and price of the 'Enya' guitar.
Sign says:
ENYA ELECTRIC GUITAR
INSPIRE SMART ELECTRIC CARBON FIER GUITARRA
PURCHASE THIS ITEM TODAY

To)))m@tomdruker· Mar 31

A screen shot of two skeets

First skeet by Ursula K. Le Guin bot:

'What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?'

Second skeet from Wajahat Ali:

'Madness'

It quote-skeets Prem Thakker:

'The Israeli official and convicted terrorist who just yesterday declared his support for a military unit that assaulted a CNN crew & killed a 78-year-old Palestinian-American is now today drinking champagne to celebrate a new law to execute Palestinians.'

Below is a picture of a video of said incident.

To)))m@tomdruker· Mar 27

post a non religious picture you think of as holy

Young Johnny Alpha in Portrait of a Mutant

To)))m@tomdruker· Mar 1

To)))m@tomdruker· Feb 19

Any time an AI billionaire guy talks about their vision for the future, this is all I hear youtube.com/clip/Ugkx2LW...

To)))m@tomdruker· Jan 28

New reaction picture just dropped

To)))m@tomdruker· Jan 21

Hi Victoria, I'm sorry to say I'm out today as well. I think I picked up a cold, I woke up feeling awful this morning.

To)))m@tomdruker· Jan 16

Roger the Dog Man and Horace having a lovely time in a back room at Mar-a-Lago

To)))m@tomdruker· Jan 2

'Please, Sir, I want some less'

To)))m@tomdruker· Dec 22

How I felt getting up to work today

A photo of an unspecific jesus flyer on a wet pavement in south east London. Hands are grabbing the earth a bit like the Fifa Donald Trump First Annual Award for Achievements in Donald Trump award trophy. Text above it says 'THE WORLD IS GETTING OLD'

To)))m@tomdruker· Nov 26

How is this anything but an admission of their own cruelty? And to say all this, but keep it going for another 6 months