Tom Easton (@tomeaston) · DIRTY

Tom Easton

@tomeaston

Best-selling children's author. Complete idiot. Mostly Dad Jokes. Rep. Claire Wilson - RCW. Also Production Manager at Hachette Children’s. Check out my books at he/him Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info

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Tom Easton@tomeaston· 21d

Silence of the Lambs, 1991.

Oscar from Duolingo saying your skin is beautiful in Italian

Tom Easton@tomeaston· 22d

From father Ted: is there anything to be said for another prime minister

Tom Easton@tomeaston· 27d

Congratulations Argentina

You Won Jane guy from come Dine with me

Tom Easton@tomeaston· 28d

Slightly less interest in tonight’s match tbf

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jul 11

“Don’t Panic Mr Mainwaring,” says Corporal Jones.

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jul 11

Richard O’Brien in Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jul 11

NORvENG

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jul 9

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jul 9

Hydration break!

Ant and dec with beers

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jul 6

England fans heading to work today

A little white bear on hind legs steadying itself on a fallen tree

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jul 6

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jul 3

Carrie Bradshaw typing “I couldn’t help wondering when my fanny would get a hydration break.”

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jul 3

I heard Burnham got in touch with FIFA

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jul 1

Woodward and Bernstein breaking a huge story

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 30

Hydration Break

TV Chef Keith Floyd with a bottle of wine and a cravat

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 29

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 29

Hydration break

Stan Laurel with a wine tube in his mouth and streams of wine coming out his ears

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 26

Michael Gove

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 26

inject it into my veins

Turkey 3- USA 2

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 23

Hueydration break

Billy Butcher (Karl Urban) from the Boys holding a teacup

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 23

My drafts folder

Christ in Limbo by Hieronymus Bosch

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 23

Hydration break

Wallace Shawn as Vizzini in The Princess Brude about to take a drink from a goblet full of poison

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 23

Ideation Break

Archimedes in a bath shouting “Eureka”

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 21

Fathers’ Day present from my girls. Looking forward to this, not read any @scalzi.com before

When the Moon Hits Your Eye, novel by John Scalzi

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 18

HYDRATION BREAK

James Pattinson and Willem Defoe in The lighthouse drinking whiskey from the bottle

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 18

Rupert friend in death of Stalin

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 17

Hydration break!

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 15

Reminder that June is Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month

Jack Nicholson sitting on a chopper motorcycle behind Peter Fonda in the movie Easy Rider. He is wearing a gold football helmet

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 9

The finallest of final girls

Patricia from Widow’s Bay pointing a shotgun

Tom Easton@tomeaston· Jun 2

‘So it’s a totally new podcast idea where I and two other male crabs take a “sideways” look at the news’

A crab on a beach looking at an interviewer just off camera