BREAKING: Elon and Grok to remake Thor: God of Thunder because Zeus wasn't portrayed historically correct.

If you know you know.

And Canda is going to pay for it...

The view from the front gate at Coast Guard Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling:

Probably my best text of the month.

Trump: maybe you buy your daughter 1 doll instead of 5. Maybe you give your kids 5 pencils instead of 30. FBI:

"I was the grifter, and now I'm the golfer."

Reposting for the comedy value.

Ted Cruz on a plane. Must be cold in Texas.

"True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice." - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.