Why not Balatro + Gun?

I got a Capture Card to make better dumb content

I'm editing my podcast at 1.5 speed to edit faster and I'm dying at my own chipmunk voice. What if I just kept the episode like this?

You will never in a million years guess how the search interface for the PlayStation store on PS3 works

In case you were curious, it looks like the most recent PS3 release on the PlayStation store was Shakedown: Hawaii, which was released in 2020 (!!!)

I think it's beautiful! Now I just need a DS...and the ability to speak Japanese and then I can play it!

Good morning, please enjoy this video of me shitting my pants when a bird flew out of our garbage bin

Why are all of you following me suddenly

HE'S HERE

My wife out here giving me a Yakuza side quest. This is 100% gonna end with me dressed in a lion outfit fighting off a bunch of goons picking on a kid or something

Come on bathroom hamper, don't give me that look. I said I was sorry!

They say you can't overcook chicken. Well, check mate, bitches

Wow, just like the Patapons, hitting me with a rythmical climax sends me into fever mode too

NO ONE TELL THE COPS BUT I'M PLAYING A JAPANESE GAME ON MY AMERICAN PS1

They just don't name baseball players like they used to

As someone who lives here, yeah I totally get it

Thank God the Washington Post has AI to help them see sports gambling ads during televised sports. This is something no human could have done. Truly, only an AI could have seen through the noise to see the "FANDUEL" ad in picture 3. It's tough to spot, so they have a green arrow and circle to help

OK NOW NINTENDO HAS GONE TOO FAR

How old am I? My dad printed off a walkthrough for Crash Bandicoot on a continuous dot matrix printer like this one so the guide was like a giant scroll.

Ugh. If only the Civilization community had spoken up and said something. If only the players who have played multiple games in the series over multiple decades had said this was a bad idea. This all could have been avoided. It's a real shame no one said anything while the game was in development

I DEFY YOU TO GET A POOP BUTT LARGER THAN MINE. YOU CANNOT. MY POOP BUTT LOOMS LARGER THAN ANY POOP BUTT YOU CAN CREATE

Cecil about started to sing Get Lucky

I have gone infinite in Nubby's Number Factory. I left it running for 15 minutes before ending the level at 69 UnDecillion Points. I continued to go infinite on every level and forced ended them until I got level 100 and called it good. What a video game

ITS MR PIBB AGAIN???

I am one with the Nubby, the Nubby is one with me

Ok usually it doesn't bother me, but this is TOO MUCH advertising right? It even says Sage on the mound!

My wife bought a couple of vintage books "for display" and I asked her if they were smut. She said no. But lo and behold, LOOK WHAT I FIND AT THE END OF *PAGE ONE*

If any of you need suggestions for what to get me for Fathers Day...