Tom Urtz Jr.

@tomurtzjr

Perennially juggling things. Living & dying w/ Mets & Knicks. ⚾🍎🏀 He/Him. "Anyone can cook, but only the fearless can be great."

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Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· 3d

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A dark-themed stat graphic from Real App showing game performance details for basketball player Marine Johannes.

Header Section
Player Name: M. Johannes
Fantasy Performance: 32.7 fps (5.7 change)
Primary Stats Highlight: 27 pts, 1 reb, 3 ast
Platform: realapp.com
Reactions & Engagement: 84 smiling faces, heart-eyes, goat, and cowboy emojis; posted 1 hour ago with 5.7k views
Hashtags: #20points, #marksman, #triplethreat, #ethical, #breakout, +1
Game Context
Matchup: Las Vegas Aces vs. New York Liberty
Final Score: 71–111 (Liberty victory)
Player Position: Guard (G)
Detailed Box Score
MIN: 22
PTS: 27
REB: 1
AST: 3
STL: 1
BLK: 0
+/-: +26
FG%: 64.3%
FG: 9/14
3FG: 7/12
FTS: 2/2
TO: 3
PF: 0
OREB: 0
DREB: 1
TS%: 90.7%
FPS: 32.7

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· 6d

Since debut, Adam Fox is 5th in xGAR. 1st just among D. Also 3rd among D in GAR. 1 Norris, should have 2. Worth 21.3 sG in 25-26. So many different stats, and he's at top or nearly there. Perception has taken hit, but he's still that guy, & in line to get paid. bluelinestation.com/adam-fox-eas...

A horizontal stacked bar chart titled "Expected Goals Above Replacement: '19-26" displays total xGAR values for top NHL players, broken down into specific metric components.

Key Features:

Header & Parameters: Titled "Expected Goals Above Replacement: '19-26" with subtitle "TOI cutoff: 100 | Position: All", credited to Evolving-Hockey.com (dated 2026-08-04).

Axes: The vertical Y-axis lists 20 NHL players starting from Connor McDavid at the top down to Jared McCann at the bottom. The horizontal X-axis measures total xGAR value, ranging from around -25 to over 200.

Legend (Components):

EVO.GAR (Even-Strength Offense GAR) – Blue

EVD.GAR (Even-Strength Defense GAR) – Orange

PPO.GAR (Power Play Offense GAR) – Pink

SHD.GAR (Shorthanded Defense GAR) – Light Blue

TAKE.GAR (Penalty Taking GAR) – Green

DRAW.GAR (Penalty Drawing GAR) – Yellow

Top Ranked Players:

Connor McDavid: Highest total xGAR (~205), led by high EVO.GAR (122.7), PPO.GAR (42.9), and DRAW.GAR (28.2).

Auston Matthews: Second overall (~185), featuring strong EVO.GAR (123.9) and PPO.GAR (36.3), along with positive EVD.GAR (11.5).

Leon Draisaitl: Third overall (~180), driven by massive PPO.GAR (79.3) and EVO.GAR (113.4), despite negative EVD.GAR (-18.5).

Nathan MacKinnon: Fourth overall (~160), with 118.7 EVO.GAR, 13.9 PPO.GAR, and 13 DRAW.GAR.

Adam Fox: Fifth overall (~150), leading all defensemen with a balanced mix of 76.3 EVO.GAR, 34.8 EVD.GAR, and 23.5 PPO.GAR.

Other Notable Players Listed (In Order):
Jason Robertson, David Pastrnak, Cale Makar, Artemi Panarin, Kirill Kaprizov, Brayden Point, Mitch Marner, Sam Reinhart, Nikita Kucherov, Quinn Hughes, Sebastian Aho, Sidney Crosby, William Nylander, Roope Hintz, and Jared McCann.

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· 11d

That’s more like it for Sabrina

A screenshot of a Real App game log featuring S. Ionescu (Sabrina Ionescu) of the New York Liberty. The graphic highlights a near triple-double performance with key headline stats: 27 PTS, 7 REB, 10 AST, and 50.4 FPS.

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· 13d

There’s a rain delay. I took the shuttle and this was $36

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· 19d

LeBron and Brown to the Sixers

Front cover of the October 29, 2012 issue of Sports Illustrated magazine featuring newly acquired Los Angeles Lakers players Steve Nash (wearing jersey #10) and Dwight Howard (wearing jersey #12) smiling in gold Lakers uniforms. Howard holds a basketball, and the bold cover headline reads, "NOW THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN."

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· 21d

Game 1 on a minute restriction and Phee did this.. between her, Miles, McBride,Howard…

A screenshot of a Real App game log featuring N. Collier (Napheesa Collier) of the Minnesota Lynx. The card highlights a double-double performance with key headline stats: 24 PTS, 10 REB, 1 AST, and 38.5 FPS.

Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons sitting alone on a school bus, smiling blankly with closed caption text reading "Chuckles I'm in danger."

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· 27d

just stepped outside for lunch and…

A three-panel Seinfeld meme bathed in an intense, ominous red light.

Top Panel: Jerry Seinfeld looks concernedly into Kramer's apartment, with the yellow subtitle: "Kramer, what's going on in there?"

Middle Panel:A horizontally stretched air quality map of the Middletown/Goshen area, showing a prominent black circle in the center labeled "127" (indicating an unhealthy air quality level).

Bottom Panel: Cosmo Kramer stands inside his glowing red apartment looking startled, with the yellow subtitle: “it's the air quality... unhealthy for sensitive groups"

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· 28d

Stewie is always getting disrespected when these rankings come out

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· 28d

this is such a loser mentality... f you lose the same way four times in five games, that's not bad luck sa tried to land a knockout blow in Q1 of each game, and ended up losing Q2, Q3, and Q4

The New York Knicks took down the San Antonio Spurs 4-1 in the 2026 NBA Finals, and Orlando Magic head coach Sean Sweeney thinks the series could have panned out differently if the former team hadn't been unlucky. Sweeney, who was the Spurs' associate head coach for the 2025-26 season, was asked what went wrong in the Finals during an appearance on The Ryen Russilo Show.

"I think a few things," Sweeney said. "One, I think there's a little attrition, having to go through the previous series. Two, bad luck. You know, they told me if the games were like 46 minutes or whatever, we would have won 4-1. Jalen [Brunson] obviously had a monster game in that last one. You know, coached him in Dallas, like, happy for him, kind of. But I think there's some of that.

"And I think we just made more mistakes than we had made in the previous series," Sweeney stated. "And you could maybe say some youth to that, but you don't do what you did, and just all of a sudden become young. The one thing I think that's a little different in the Finals than the other rounds is when you have to do media in the Finals, you have to answer questions even when you've played poorly or struggled, and you don't have to do that in the previous rounds.

"You know, those guys like all year, if they have a longer media session, it's because they've done something good," Sweeney added. "You don't have 15 minutes of answering like, why didn't you make this play? Are you too young? Are you guys on the same page? What do you think about coach's decision? So I think that's like a different deal and can obviously contribute to it."

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· Jul 14

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A player performance card from the Real App highlighting a career-best game by rookie guard Olivia Miles of the Minnesota Lynx.

Key Stats:
Points: 33
Assists: 8
Rebounds: 3
Minutes Played: 31

Shooting & Efficiency:
Field Goals: 10/16 (62.5%)
Three-Pointers: 5/8
Free Throws: 8/9
True Shooting (TS%): 82.7%

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· Jul 12

Screenshot of Walter White website from Breaking Bad

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· Jul 12

feels relevant today

A photograph of comedian George Carlin performing stand-up comedy against a solid black background. He is wearing glasses and a long-sleeved black shirt, holding a microphone in his right hand while gesturing outward with his left hand. Superimposed across the bottom of the image is the text: "IT'S A BIG CLUB — and you ain't in it!!"

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· Jul 10

MvsW merch with words shaped to form a Stanley Cup

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· Jul 8

watching the mets

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· Jun 28

no. 6 of tbd

A tattoo on a forearm depicting a mashup of the Peanuts character Snoopy and NBA player Jalen Brunson of the New York Knicks. In the tattoo, a mid-air Snoopy releases a left-handed floater of an orange basketball. He is styled with Brunson's distinct hairstyle, a royal blue and orange basketball uniform, and teal sneakers. Black motion lines surround the ball and his hand to emphasize the high-arcing shot.

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· Jun 14

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· Jun 14

Sixteen down.

NBA Champions Graphic featuring New York Knicks roster

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· Jun 11

Fifteen down.

OG Anunoby tips home the game winning shot off a Jalen Brunson miss.

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· Jun 9

An ugly game that ended 115-111.

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· Jun 6

What the fuck kinda push notification is this given the ticket prices?

StubHub
Up 2-0. Back to MSG.
12m ago
The Knicks come home with full control. Tap to get in the building for Game 3.

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· May 27

and one more

Josh Hart @joshhart
The fact that people really voting for this racist to stay in power shows you how this country really feel behind closed doors
10:09 PM • Nov 3, 2020

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· May 27

There’s always a tweet, and in this case, one that involves Josh Hart.

Screenshot of tweet from September 1, 2020

Josh Hart @joshhart
What a dumbass.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump• Sep 1, 2020

People are tired of watching the highly political @NBA.Basketball ratings are WAY down, and they won't be coming back. I hope football and baseball are watching and learning because the same thing will be happening to them. Stand tall for our Country and our Flag!!!

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· May 26

Twelve down.

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· May 24

Eleven down.

An NBA Paint style digital illustration depicting New York Knicks guard Landry Shamet reimagined as a front-loading washing machine, set against a solid lavender-blue background.

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· May 22

Empire State Building adorned in orange and blue lights for the New York Knicks!

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· May 22

Checked off a bucket list item by going to Game 2 tonight. The energy of MSG was immaculate. Much different than some Ranger playoff games I’ve just decided to block out of my memory 😂

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· May 20

This is just absurd

A screenshot from the Real App showing Jalen Brunson's stat line from a New York Knicks 115-104 victory over the Cleveland Cavaliers.
The top section displays his total game stats: 38 points, 5 rebounds, and 6 assists.
The bottom section focuses specifically on his fourth-quarter (Q4) performance, showing that in 9 minutes of play, he recorded 15 points, 1 rebound, 2 assists, and a +16 plus/minus rating, while shooting 7-for-9 from the field.

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· May 20

Nine down.

A side-by-side split-screen meme. On the left, Pope Leo in ornate red and white Vatican vestments has his hands pressed together in prayer. On the right, Jalen Brunson in a blue New York Knicks jersey mirrors the exact same prayer gesture with his eyes closed. White text across the bottom reads: "And thus the lord said to his people... BING BONG".

Tom Urtz Jr.@tomurtzjr· May 20