Lake Mungo Jerry
@toomanymonkeys
He/him. I'm just on this earth to build a broad set of skills that I'm exceptionally mediocre at. Also to shit post. Fuck City Brand Ambassador Icon by
The pronunciation of Nevada according to an auto-generated subtitles of an Irish youtuber
Even Roger Corman would look at this AI slop poster for Death Race 2000 and think it was phoning it in. The movie isn't particularly good but it's better than this dogshit! Why are there two moons?!
Korben Dallas's inexplicably slutty arm stockings RB if you agree
After listening to his album, I sincerely miss the heavy metal bands too!
Who has two thumbs, one skinned knee, and is learning to skateboard at 40
The mini bog is going great, now I just need to find someone who's made a floating Ophelia figure like the John Everett Millais painting
Decided to participate in #makeaterriblecomicday2026 this year. Inspired by one truly life changing plum I ate last year
Every rave should have a chill dock across the river for people who are 40+ and can't dance
Hey NextDoor, I think I'm good. I think I don't need to do that
My Wikipedia app has been glitching for a while, but it still gives me some sublime moments
My parents have unwittingly hoisted me on my own petard by buying me a Bluetooth enabled cassette player for my birthday. So now I'm out listening to Night at the Opera on a walk
Mr and Mrs Met and Mayor Mamdani were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!