ToonTitan 🦋 ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️
@toontitan
NUFC gimp, glutton for punishment. Lover of bridges. Twitter ex-pat, Bluesky immigrant. Very occasionally, mildly humorous; often sarcastic. Time magazine Person of the Year 2006.
Confirmed shirt numbers for 26/27 season, include the following changes:
Aledji Bamba, 20 (CM) incoming. Deal agreed (€40m) with Monaco and player, who is completing his medical today. Came on as 2nd half sub against PSG in UCL, started 10 games in Ligue 1. Has decent pace. Unlikely to be a starter for us this season, but who knows if more head for the exit 🤷🏻♂️ #NUFC
Lovely words from both CEO, David Hopkinson and Eddie Howe, that capture exactly what King Kev meant to us and our beloved club 🥺 #NUFC
RIP King Kev - the man who gave me the real excitement and passion for our great club,as a player and manager. A true legend. A sad, sad day. 😞 #NUFC
#NUFC The 18 year-old signs on a free-contract for an unspecified term.
BDB the giant Northumbrian Viking slayer #NUFC #England #WorldCup2026
Dan Burn must start on Saturday. Haarland has only scored once against a team with BDB on the pitch and that was in their very first encounter. Since then, Haarland has gone seven matches without scoring when he faced the Great Wall of Blyth. #NUFC #ENGLAND #WORLDCUP2026
Geordie ✅ Mackem ❌ Jordan Henderson’s World Cup stats: Minutes played 0 Yellow cards 1 Weeks in plaster 6 Hope he makes a full recovery. #NUFC
Sean Steur (18) signed. Right footed midfielder. Not sure how much playing time he will get in the first team this season, but he had a few games for Ajax last season including 3 Champions League games and is a Dutch national U19 #NUFC
How much contempt does Romano have for #NUFC and their players?
Absolute corruption. Balogan has had his ban suspended for a year following a call from The White House to FIFA and will be free to face Belgium citing article 27 which allows them to "fully or partially suspend the implementation of a disciplinary measure.” #FIFA #FIFAcorruption
Bazoumana Toure is unveiled as the newest signing. The 20 year old Ivory Coast winger has signed a long term contract with #NUFC after departing Hoffenheim for an undisclosed fee.
The transfer wheel is turning… I’m gutted to lose Tonali, who is real quality in the centre of our midfield, but if his departure, along with Gordon’s can not only balance the books but provide much needed liquidity for building in our well known areas of the pitch, then I can’t complain. #NUFC
What was the fucking point in the Elliott Anderson/Vlachodimos transfer if we were still going to get hit for millions of Euros? FFP and UEFA are continuing to beat us (and Villa and Forest) with a shitty stick for having the audacity to try and compete with the traditional big 6. Cunts. #NUFC
Bruno’s stats for Brazil in the WC qualifiers and preparation matches. 🔥🔥 #NUFC
James Milner announces his retirement as the player with the most appearances in Premier League history. Will his record ever be broken? #NUFC
Beating PSG in the Champions League and winning a European title in Budapest isn’t for everyone
John Ruddy has now left the club as his contract has ended. Made a huge contribution - mainly seen as making up the numbers as bench filler when we were ravaged by injuries. #NUFC