Some kids get on a train to the north pole.

Why not

Da purple warrior

Been very long, down like 70lbs. And ready to like every pretty black lady post. Fuh wit meh.

You know it

Don’t worry about me! Cause NO lady thinks I’m her…man…

You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature? The Mask (1994) followed by Son of the Mask (2005) because I’m a sicko.

Gotta add her for the trifecta

All of these

Need that

….

EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP

I feel implicated as fuck for catching up. As far as your thing, that ain’t none of my business. I hope everyone drinks some water.

Wow

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You damn right

Zuck: the average American has three friends.

Good morning to you!

If you see this, post a vampire.

Yeah that crazy who would do that….?