Exactly. I’m hearing it was possibly fertiliser.

I've got this predicted for my area in the early hours of Monday. I cannot wait.

My youngest has been playing this today. Still works perfectly.

Calm down Schwartz.

This is the leader of Essex County Council, Peter Harris, talking about their ban on libraries promoting Pride events. 
I am concerned that children are exposed to the extremist views of people who support Reform. It’s highly inappropriate that people holding such views are running the council.

I mean it already is now it's under Reform. But this is ongoing. @eastangliabylines.co.uk I think this is something that needs questioning perhaps. Also what has happened to the MedTech investment...

Hello, this was me. This photoshoot was at Leeds Castle, on the 10th of March 2010. It was my first photography job... and I spent it with this incredible man, what a day. He went full Lord Flashheart. We rode around the castle in a golf cart waving at very surprised visitors. Unforgettable day.

It’s still going strong.

He loves this weather.

I do feel guilty about the fate of this grasshopper.

3D hydration and gravity break.

Who am I?

Unexpected. A ladybird has been stuck in a tiny web inside a rose, with the spider. They've been there all day, and the spider has appeared to be eating it, which I didn't think they did.

Tell me about it.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

The theme from Naked Gun was playing on Co-op radio today. I don’t know why but I found having this soundtrack to picking up a few bits funny.

Not The Onion.

Absolutely. I am working, no days off in my job, but the past few days I have been taking the laptop outside. So much nicer working in my garden office!

He always looks this surprised.

This is my one at the moment. He’s found a nice cool spot.

This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

I’ve taken the laptop outside to gets some work done in the sun. My cat boy is enjoying the weather too.

Art and Reform?

I've come to the conclusion that this is deliberate. It took their social media team ages to put up the 45 seconds Irish grandad sketch (despite requests), and they now have acknowledged the Pork on instagram. They are making us wait on purpose so we keep looking for it. I know their game.

I have restricted access to my bed. And then noticing my Mr Cat Boy's patterns... I've gone down a rabbit hole of reading about melanocyte migration. Also his beans smell like Wotsits.

I did consider doing a similar joke about someone else in response. But there are so many to choose from.

Oh I have issues with the Asda branding right now. They are mixing lowercase and uppercase. What the font is going on.

24 degrees, shorts and SPF on, and the first barbecue of the year.

By Massive Attack.