POV: You are Alastor sampling a03 tag 'Divine juice box Lucifer Morningstar' for the first time #radioapple

Busy few days = we haven't been able to properly appreciate the package from @itsmarsmol.bsky.social and @spiderpotion.bsky.social until today and OMG --- YOU GUYS 😭😭😭 Not only is the book and prints absolutely insanely gorgeous but omg the Stamps 😭 This, and the whole package, is so wonderful 😭♥️

Lol

😈Wicked Game Update!😈 Welcome to chapter 3 of - huh? What was that? Oh, it seems we're in someone else's head for once here. I wonder how that's gonna go down ;) (Holy shit it's HAPPENING) archiveofourown.org/works/807963... #radioapple

Idea; Lucifer looked up pride outfits and got far too into it with something like this: (Please feel free to make as silly or slutty as you feel called to 👀✨)

Wassup Devil Fuckers? The final chapter of the hypno fic @mixkarules18.bsky.social and I cooked for @pitftw.bsky.social You know how it goes. The link and the little nibble below #Appleradio #Radioapple archiveofourown.org/works/843114...

My one (1) thought on forced fandom drama The world's on fire; do good, have fun 🥰

More things we have to be normal about after yesterday I guess 🤣🤣🤣 #radioapple hahaha jk jk ...unless?

...is his mouth gold and glittering because he's been eating? #radioapple

I AM NORMAL AND FINE ABOUT THIS

The milking comes later because wdym i also have to be normal about MILKING AND ELECTRO STIM IN CANON

Every now and then I remember that both of my faves were in some sort of bondage in s2 and I, the professional pervert, just have to be normal about that...

Wonder what I'm doing... (I'm helping @pickledshux.bsky.social prepare their shop!)

Still my favourite 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Obligatory bonus, I may love her a lot a lot 🤣

Everywhere I go, I see ✨him✨

I'm committed to the bit

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

I do realise this one fucking image says so much but I give you a similar one! It's so important that Alastor is seen Infront of a depiction of the Morningstars that the show DOES IT TWICE

Describe your bluesky account in a single image 🦌👑

Separate people, married, we met through radioapple in 2021 Here was us the day before! Shux is very very talented though that bit is correct!!

I forgot I wanted to share the bonus. It's not an Alastor cosplay day for me if I'm not a little cursed 👀

I am @pickledshux.bsky.social ! Joking aside, thank you to everyone who came to see us this weekend!!! We had such an amazing time with so many friend shaped people!

😈Wicked Game Update!😈 Part 2/6 of 'The five times Alastor and Lucifer nearly get caught (and the one time they do)' and...this is somehow more intense than chapter 1? Oops. archiveofourown.org/works/807963... #radioapple

I know what you ARE (This au is FANTASTIC 😍)

LETS FUCKING GO! Gosh, that's such a fun twist, and I am very normal about the theme...

#TADC spoilers in memes without context to cope apparently

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (I don't think the first one counts as a meme but it's my last saved post and very on point so you get two)

I'm fully in the camp of, and do write Alastor as, someone who a) knows they're hot and b) uses seduction as another manipulation tool when he needs it. I do think when he got to hell he relied on that less but, when needed (Vox) it was teeth, tits, tummy here we go 💅✨

Bro it still doesn't feel REAL. Like, we were shipping them based off nothing what do you mean they have a series long arc which will result in them being each others something?! I will never forget watching s1e5 in bed with @pickledshux.bsky.social and going from eepy watching to I AM AWAKE