Timey // Maxine of Trash
@trashmaxine
Movie fan and video essayist. 23 yrs old. Obsesses over bad animated movies a little too much. Transfem, she/they pronouns. @zagranis.bsky.social is my beautiful GF 🏳⚧ #ActuallyAutistic Banner made by DCA / Declan Corey, PFP made by TandyMouse
ONE HIT WONDERLAND: "Friday" by Rebecca Black (Fanmade @shadowtodd.bsky.social thumbnail bc I think this would be a cool idea)
While Alex Meyers is being raked through the coals right now, can I take a moment to men how I fuckin hate how his avatar looks / is animated? Bro looks like a bad anime parody of Odd1sOut.
Michael VS Caine (The Good Place VS Amazing Digital Circus) | DEATH BATTLE!
It was finally time to give Maxine a new photo. Ain't she adorable? My new official PFP, drawn by my good friend @tandymouse.bsky.social !
I've tried to get into it, I really have. On four separate occasions, all a few years apart. But fuck me, for whatever unexplainable reason I keep losing interest after (or even during) the first season, and back into the pit of nothingness it goes. I've come to accept that it just isn't for me.
We need to reclaim the term "goon" and have it go back to meaning the thug guys from lego batman
Ahaha man what a weirdo, who would *ever* give Lightyear a positive score am i right ahaha heheh yeah...
Community S6 always felt like the weakest season to me, and "Basic Email Security" is easily one of the worst episodes. Weak-ass story that just felt mainly unfunny and aimless in the grand scheme of things, and it overall just left me with an ugly feeling - which isnt what the show usually does.
Secret of NIMH (1982) The magic amulet stone thing is bullshit and kinda damages the more grounded tone of what the rest of the film had going for. Not that it ruins the film, but I really would have preferred if the film didn't suddenly introduce a magic element into an otherwise magic-less story.
Toy Story (1995) How come Buzz knew to freeze up when Andy was around, even though he was still very much under the impression that he was a real Space Ranger? You could say they explained it to him off screen, but there's no official explanation for this, so for now it's just a plot hole.
Young Sheldon Good show, but the "Introduction to Engineering" episode felt unnecessarily cruel. There's a difference between having Sheldon learn a lesson in humility and just acting like an absolute smug dick towards him, and the professor never getting his comeuppance is extra frustrating.
Speed Racer (2008) I don't mind Spritle and Chim-Chim's inclusions, but I will admit the scenes of them rampaging while being intercut with Royalton's monologue is really jarring, and takes a lot of the impact out of what should be a hard-hitting scene. It's one time where the style doesn't work.
Happy pride month. You are heard, you are valid, and you are loved. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️
Reply with 💜 and I’ll give you a letter to list your four favorite characters. I got S. Speed Racer (...) Sora (Kingdom Hearts) Stitch (Lilo and Stitch) Scamper (Igor)
Dark Knight, easy choice. I just can never get behind it. Heath Ledger was great; too bad he's only in like 20% of the movie. The rest is a boring slog, and Christian Bale as Batman is genuinely terrible. I'm not even a Nolan fan to begin with, and this is easily his most overrated flick.