bobby_hill_real

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internet curmudgeon/AI despiser/video game enthusiast/silly voices ask me about choose your own adventure-type gamebooks sometimes i stream on twitch (trash_muppet) he/him visit my booth at space ghost con 97 three hams will thrill me

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bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Jul 6

i always did like the smoothness of pacific madrone after it sheds its bark, idk

picture of a tree trunk, paper-thin and peeling red bark over a smooth green skin in front of a blurry background of an evergreen forest

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· May 13

Tom Bosley as Father Dowling, a Catholic priest who solves murders. he is wearing what seems to be a black cassock with a white collar visible under the neckline. Bosley has brown eyes, a jowly face, grey-to-black hair, and large dark arch-shaped eyebrows

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· May 6

or possibly

Op image but poorly edited so the green sign says "S an S rd" with an image of Sans(a pixelated, short skeleton wearing a blue jacket and black pants, his hands in his pockets) from undertale

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· May 5

I was sorely tempted to do some minor vandalism @bransonreese.bsky.social

A street sign in front of a leafy green background. At the top a dark green sign with white text reads "Swan Bay Rd", below it is a yellow sign with black arrows pointing left and right, and at the bottom is a brown sign with a boat on a trailer going down a ramp into some implied water, and an arrow pointing left depicted in white

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· May 2

well there it is. a rainbow in the dark.

Photo of a cloudy, darkening sky. In the right third a rainbow can be seen. In the distant background a range of white-capped mountains (the cascades) can be seen. Bottom of the picture shows the railing and parking area of a ferry dock. There are a silver car, a red car, and a black car on the deck. A lamppost exists

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Apr 30

Have y'all ever been to La Push WA It's close by Forks so if ur a big fan of draculas u could make a day of it (also the Hall of Mosses is incredible and nearby but I haven't been there recently so no pictures)

Photo of the Pacific ocean, the blue sky and cottony white clouds are reflected in the water, and there are tall rocky islands, some with evergreen trees on top of them, the shore is also visible with leafy green vegetation covering it

Photo of the Pacific ocean, the blue sky and cottony white clouds are reflected in the water, and there are tall rocky islands, the shore is also visible with leafy green vegetation and grey driftwood logs

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Mar 20

trying to figure out what this could possibly mean and came across this:

black text on white background that reads "How does cum-cum work?"

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Mar 15

Happy Ides everyone

Todd, a small black anthropomorphic squirrel, stabs Pat, a larger anthropomorphic cat, in the ankle. A speech bubble coming from Todd reads "Shank 'em if ya got 'em, fellas!" and one from Pat reads "AAAAIIIAUGH". Black and white line art, from webcomic Achewood

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Mar 9

Holy shit his middle initial is P Crispy Cocks

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Mar 3

exactly the way i saw it, too

a pitcher with a plain grey jersey that says EAT TAINT in tiny letters on the front

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Mar 2

still from the intro to Twin Peaks, depicting a mountainous forested landscape, a road on the right and a sign that says "welcome to twin peaks, population 51201" against a painted image of two mountain peaks. In the center of the image is green-outline text that says "THE MUPPET SHOW", but in the center of the O there is a tiny Gonzo (a purple and blue muppet, dressed in a purple tuxedo) with a lavender background. gonzo is blowing a trumpet

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Mar 2

Same image as OP but with text that reads "you know you want me baby!"

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Mar 2

What about

Same image as OP but the text reads "Earth vs. Soup"

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Mar 2

I hear you, but what about

Same image as the OP but the text reads "Co-Producer Speed Weed"

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Feb 25

Diane, 11:30 AM. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Feb 17

homer simpson lying on his back in a hammock, resting a beer on his belly and using his other arm as an impromptu pillow. text caption is "Yeah, they'll do that." (from s04e15 of The Simpsons, "I Love Lisa", at 10:45

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Feb 10

stop trying to make "fetch" happen, donny

Wiktionary screenshot:
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Panican

Etymology
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From panic +‎ -an (possibly influenced by American or Republican). Coined in 2025 by U.S. president Donald Trump, in reference to people panicking about the stock market's response to his trade tariffs. Popularised by Donald Trump's supporters.
Noun
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panican (plural panicans)

(neologism, US politics, derogatory) One who becomes easily panicked.

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Jan 26

personal to Greg Bovino:

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Jan 12

heard you was talkin shit

amelia (r.i.p.), a brown-and-white fluffy cat looking down from the bare branches of a mossy apple tree. her eyes are glowing like small suns due to the light from the flash of the camera

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Jan 9

Google why the fuck are you like this. Show the results that have all of the search terms in them first, you fucking garbage. who on gods grey earth searches for three terms but actually only wants two of them. "No you're right, Google, the truck part wasn't really necessary, just show me whatev"

Google search results for a search for "mitch hedberg truck" (without quotes). The first result is from a Facebook page called "All Things Comedy" that has part of an improperly phrased Mitch Hedberg joke, "Last week I helped my friends stay put. It's a lot easier to helping someone move." Below the search result it says "missing: truck", a bar, then "show results with: truck", implying the search result does *not* contain the word "truck" in it anywhere

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Jan 2

initially misremembered moribund as meaning "really sad" and I was like "sounds about right" but one google later and, well, I guess it still sounds about right but that does *not* bode well

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Dec 21

I regret to inform you all that I have gotten Festive

a balding man in a red Tshirt stands in a bathroom; he has two clumps of fairly long beard on the sides of his face. The clumps have been dyed green (left, looks rather brown though) and red (right, same color as the shirt). The expression on his face says "I have made a mistake and I hate this"

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Dec 18

Ray from Achewood (an anthropomorphic cartoon cat wearing glasses and a medallion on a chain) sitting in a high backed leather chair, says "can't talk now, bro. I'm three-ballin'" in a speech balloon. Drawing is black and white digital line art

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Dec 17

mozilla's new CEO: "is that good"

shot of bluesky's "trending" tab, says "NBA Cup", "Rick Scott", "Knicks", "Mozilla Firefox", "Waterfox", "ACC Scheduling", white text on very dark blue-grey

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Dec 7

ok so i misremembered what the thread was about to a degree, it was specifically about trans-related stuff, and it's on a friend's FB wall + not public so i can't directly link it, but i asked and she said it was ok to share ( src @ogtolkienista.bsky.social )

(screenshot of a fb post; white text on dark-grey background)
I believe myself to be one of the world's leading experts on this subject and so I will just share some new words in Quenya that were needed for our modern times
Aucircoroni -- Orchiectomy
Puccocarmë - Vaginoplasty
Vinyapucco -- Neovagina

For you transmascs out there we have Aucirtitti, for top surgery, Puncilcarmë, and Vinyapuncil.

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Dec 6

in a similar vein

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Nov 19

made a small edit to the text fr im done now(also apparently there was a lil border line around skinner???? whoops)

same as above, but "leonardo dicaprio" and "sean penn" have been replaced with "seymour skinner" and "gary chalmers"

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Nov 19

look i did my best and im not gonan do any more on this rn but i hope u enjoy it

in the background the scowling face of Superintendent Chalmers looms large, while in the foreground Principal Skinner apepars to be running across a road (in fact he is doing isometric exercises). an orange gradient has been applied to both characters to match the color scheme of the poster it is intended to parody. the text still reads

leonardo dicaprio
sean penn
benicio del toro
regina hall
teyana taylor
chase infiniti

written and directed by
paul thomas anderson
ONE
RATTLE
AFTER
ANOTHER

only in theaters
september 26

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Nov 19

no in the OBAA original poster i was thinking of doing

poster for One Battle After Another. looming large in the background is leo dicaprio, with brown wavy hair and salt-and-pepper-ish moustache/beard and a serious expression, in the foreground is (i think) chase infiniti, running across a road and carrying a pistol + having handcuffs hooked onto her belt, with a desperate expression. most of the color is washed out by sunset-orange tones. white text atop the image says leonardo dicaprio
sean penn
benicio del toro
regina hall
teyana taylor
chase infiniti

written and directed by
paul thomas anderson
ONE
BATTLE
AFTER
ANOTHER

only in theaters
september 26

bobby_hill_real@trashmuppet· Nov 15

the only bike-related martial art i'm interested in is whatever one Kiryu from Yakuza uses