gm

so anyway here’s my butt in a thong

texts from mom, a big brother fan and a well-meaning ally:

found the most important booth at pride

oldie but a goodie for hump day 🤭

well hey, happy father’s day

greetings from a warm sunny pride beer garden!

"I am a Fruit" was one of the categories I had to announce on the mic at trivia last night and three regular players said "Happy Pride" in response

woke up in an absolute 😈 mood and it hasn’t gone away so here’s some butt for ya

(but it’s also my birthday)

how I’m gonna feel all day today

I’m sorry, this sign popping up in the middle of brawls on the AEW show tonight is sending me

looks like I'm putting my vacation plans for the end of the month on hold because I'm getting another writer's workload thrown into my lap with absolutely no notice

you, in another decade (twink era)

up way too early for a sunday after a longform dream I really wish I didn’t have

gm

the storm shifted slightly to the west and now we’re in for some nonsense

good morning or whatever

this is actually pretty damn surprising (*shocking*, even...?), but I don't hate it! www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...

bad bunny thinking of ideas for who could be revealed by the halftime wedding party

maybe a lil nap was what i needed 🤷🏻‍♂️ who’s to say

okay fine here’s some of me from 2016

cleared through my work inbox and got it to zero by noon on a monday

this was the surprise late major gift my mom was alluding to, and let’s be clear: mom knows game.

call this year’s christmas haul the samus criter-aran collection

it’s been a good year ngl 🙂

so what if it’s my favorite film? so what if it’s literally the tenth time i’ve seen it in theaters? it’s the movies!

maybe! i just need to be cuddled by a big spoon 🤷🏻‍♂️

your friendly neighborhood trivia dude 🫡

wait i lied, this is about six months before that i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)