Treacle

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Neither as funny nor as clever as he thinks. Brace for disappointment. Luncheon Vouchers Accepted Here

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Treacle@treacletruffle· 22d

Just to add to the growing sense of creeping decrepitude the first Digitiser Live was seven years ago today. A lovely tribute to a special man named Bronk.

A slightly over elaborate Digitiser Live promotional poster designed with a Victorian style as if heralding the performance of some sort of freak show.

Treacle@treacletruffle· 26d

Too soon?

A wheelie bin with an assortment of England flags hanging out from under its lid.

Treacle@treacletruffle· 27d

Hydration Break

Ozzy Osbourne and Bill Ward enjoying a libation.

Treacle@treacletruffle· 27d

Hydration Break

Amos and Mr Wilkes behind the bar in the Woolpack.

Treacle@treacletruffle· 29d

My Danzig t-shirt is 34 years old. This is surely adequate age verification.

A photograph of a black t-shirt with Danzig written across the top in white above a white picture of someone wearing a goat head mask being crucified. A classy shirt for a classy guy. Full disclosure the t-shirt pictured isn't mine, which is currently in a vacuum bag in the loft awaiting the day I loose enough of my middle age spread to squeeze in to it again.

Treacle@treacletruffle· Jul 11

Hydration Break

The Tea Prancer distributing tea bags to the audience at Digitiser Live.

Note: He's a sexual guy.

Treacle@treacletruffle· Jul 10

@gralefrit.bsky.social I know there are stories about what can happen when crystal skulls are brought together, so just wanted to ask if there are any similar tales of strange anomalies regarding these artifacts I should be aware of?

The soundtrack CDs for series one and series two of Broken Veil sitting side by side on a green carpet.

Treacle@treacletruffle· Jul 10

Rest in Piss Madam Ladyplops. Thoughts and prayers with Squishy Jim.

Dead cunt Ann Widdecombe standing in a ridiculous legs apart power stance that make it look like she's about to drop a steaming bum egg. To her left stands sadly not dead cunt Nigel Farage, poised as if ready to trample her feacal Fallout.

Treacle@treacletruffle· Jul 7

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image.

A picture of a product called Meat Clown, a roll of very processed meat with Clown face depicted in different colours of meat running through it like the writing in a stick of rock. Clown Meat slices sell for 29p per 100g.

Treacle@treacletruffle· Jul 7

Ah yes. I see you know your von Däniken well. Good one.

Australian legend Jack Karlson being arrested. What was the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

Treacle@treacletruffle· Jul 6

Remember Um Bongo? It's back! In gummie form.

A photograph of a packed of Um Bongo fruit flavour jelly sweets.

Treacle@treacletruffle· Jul 1

Thought I'd dig out the PSOne and play Metal Gear Solid (again). It's amazing how much of the game I've forgotten.

A screen grab of Codec conversation between Mei Ling and Snake, Mei Ling is asking "Snake, why are you naked from the waist down?" Just how Solid Snake is has not been revealed.

Treacle@treacletruffle· Jun 29

Treacle@treacletruffle· Jun 26

Did they explain why Peter Powell was dressed as a Weetabix?

A screen grab from an episode of Top of the Pops featuring Simon "sexual swear words" Bates wearing a white jacket, red shirt and dark trousers standing next to Peter Powell, wearing a white t-shirt, braces and black trousers with a belt.

Treacle@treacletruffle· Jun 23

What looks like a mock up rwcord sleeve with the ne George Formby at the top in black text, and When I'm Cleaning Windows in white text across the bottom. The central image is cheeky banjalele(sp?) botherer George Formby winking at the camera with a facial expression that indicates he's about to make some ribald innuendo about Blackpool rock.

Treacle@treacletruffle· Jun 19

At my sisters and went to get a drink from the fridge, only to be faced with a liquid abomination with perhaps the most nauseating chummy copy I've seen in a long time. They can, frankly, ram it up their farter.

A can of Punchy peach, ginger and chai sparkling drink. The can is tall, slim a nd mostly white apart from the text and a stylised drawing of a sun setting behind tropical beach.

"Juicy peach with hot ginger & fragrant chai. This is a drink born of furtive glances, fleeting romance & skinny dips to remember" according to the hideous chummy copy on the back of the can.

Treacle@treacletruffle· Jun 18

Hydration break for a very special man by the name of Bronk.

The actor John Challis, who played Boycie in tiresome sitcom Only Fool's And Horses, raising a glass in remembrance of Bronk.

Treacle@treacletruffle· Jun 12

A better Superman than Dean Cain

Comedian and winner of New Faces 1986 Duggie Small doing his famous end of act Superman impression.

Treacle@treacletruffle· Jun 7

Any metal fans near the North East should definitely check out this years Get Heavy Festival in Gateshead on the 15th and 16th of August. A great line-up for both days at a small, friendly venue with outstanding food and a bar on site.