Unicorn of Doom 🦄
@trishmenzies
Canadian 🇨🇦🍁 Mom. Cat mom. Neurodivergent. Atheist. Pro-choice. LGBTQ ally. 🌈 Pro-Human Rights. Idiopathic Intracranial Hypertension, 🧠 pain makes me snarky. Wife of @alligator-crunch.bsky.social Daughter of @klpearce57.bsky.social
I was in a forum for people with my brain condition… and this lady, who doesn’t even have it cuz you’d never fucking say this as someone who does, came in to give this advice to this poor struggling 17yo… I raged out on her so hard.
I learned today the #1 cause of death for people w/ my rare brain condition: Suicide @ 43% 7x more likely than an avg human to commit suicide. 15x more likely to commit suicide by overdose. I’m not surprised. Cant imagine being an unlucky USian who has to worry about the cost of healthcare too.
My adhd is fully gone wild. I vocal stim constantly singing to my cats, my husband or myself. Sometimes it’s just weird noises or humming. The noise I made today made him burst out laughing. Thanks brain.
Talking to my therapist and she asked “what do you do to relieve stress?” I said sometimes…just sometimes… when I see people who are horrible enough…I roast the fuck out of them on Facebook for sport. Original post was “women don’t speak until your man is done speaking” these were the comments:
These words kept infiltrating my thoughts when I was trying to sleep. I am not a writer or a poet but thinking about what was done to Alex Pretti haunts me and for my own sanity I had to write it down.
My sisters a narcissist. She hasnt contributed to our dinners in a year but still eats the food we buy/make while complaining about everything… Do I maliciously comply? I want to wrap up whatever solo Tupperware lids I have at home and gift them to her. Technically I am returning Tupperware. 🤷♀️
What it’s like being in a Winnipeg winter… we are just… built different Blizzard 🤷♀️ snow up to your hips? Oh well…time to get to work.
You Shall Not Pass!!! Hall highways into and around Winnipeg are closed. They even closed schools for the first time since like 1997 I think 😂 -Winnipeg Blizzard Fun.
I love messing with my mom and my son. For context my mom said when she dies to just throw her body in the ocean. Also she has murdered every plant that has ever entered her home.
I think this is it. It’s been a pain in the ass today and this might be the only good version that came out lol.
I was asked what my least favourite genre of music was. I said country & rattled off lyrics to explain why. I wondered what those lyrics would sound like to music… might be copyrighted 🤷♀️ it has every word of every country song ever. I added onto it again, it’s longer & worse 😂 I need an outro
Yesterday I saw a post what said “what’s your least favourite genre of music?” I said most country. And then I gave a description of lyrics as to why I hated it. Then I made that comment into an ai song… and it kinda slaps lol. 😂 I sent it to my husband and son and they laughed.
The only part of this I don’t understand is why we are holding the soup, soup for your family…
All I can say is … what a weird way to show your abuse. I’m sorry…but if you need a weapon (I don’t care what cute name you try to give it) to discipline a child you are a bad parent.
So when the cat has got your tongue There's no need for dismay Just summon up this word And then you've got a lot to say But better use it carefully Or it can change your life…