Argentina vs Spain in New Jersey?? Herringbone Chain Dealers:

My homies clowned me all day for not noticing that naan bucket looked like mine. We were only supposed to get THREE pieces. Shorty was smitten (friends words, not mine)

Look what you made me do

Not saying you’re wrong, but there is a somewhat clear reason: people aren’t watching the second seasons of “good” shows anyway. Streaming is killing its own content with disinterest and the “background noise” thrives

I thought it was understood that we ain’t never talking about *that* album

This one had my mentions ablaze for a solid two weeks

I really be thinking I’ll be able to take my dog for a walk right after work. 😂😂 This is why we got the duplex with a yard, Troy

Finally got honest with myself and just brought em downstairs

JB for threeeeeeeee

Haven’t seen anything since this moment.

They really have a whole gang called “YNs” in GTA 6 😂😂😂

Took my day off to actually do nothing and stayed home. My thermostat isn’t used to me being home and is trying to fucking kill me 🥵🥵

I wanna make jokes about Saudi Arabia having to stab somebody, but they might take that shit up a notch

Bringing this one back around:

I picked the wrong fucking week to do my THC cleanse. It’s still so damn hot. I can’t sleep for shit.

In dramatic fashion too.

Today in Texas news: Aye, it’s a different kinda hot. STAY IN THE HOUSE

Name at TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. A damn near perfect season of TV that only falls short because it was supposed to be more (I have no idea how)

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

These two were in heavy rotation in my house. Which explains a lot about me.

Damn sis was just minding her business 😂😂😂

No. Nobody reads. Sent msg to friend group about trying out a game. I “spazzed” on one of them for never reading our msgs then asking a million questions in person He asked “how much is the game. Is it fun, do you like it, what if I dont like golf Here’s the text I sent BEFORE he asked all that

Masters of the Universe this joke, over and over, for two hours, except they *are* wearing yellow spandex

Ladies and gents this is the moment you have waited for OHHHH OHHH OH OH OH

A few specific differences kept me from Unc Status

It’s on Apple Music

It takes a very specific kinda nerd to be excited about Gitaroo Man It’s Me. I’m nerds.