Bosco is…tall 😍

If they don’t manage to make a pun w “lore counter” tho

We have a genuine unicorn folks! A text message *actually sent to the wrong number* and not a ridichoney trap spam attempt (deleted earlier version bc that had the number included in screenshot) Also rip to Janice whose colleague apparently thought she was just stonewalling 3 weeks of errant texts

Any of my mutuals going to see gods favorite transsexual at the Wilbur tonight? If so lmk! I think we have an outfit ready for the meet and greet

This guy hangs across from our place at the academy of arts and science grounds. Love him. The crows try and gang up to drive him off every so often but it doesn’t take. And the squirrels? Well.

I think about this yglesias tweet a lot, its completely unnecessary use of the f slur, and that, after immediate firestorm it caused, Jane coaston invited Matt onto The Argument (the then nyt podcast for reactionary debate, not the now substack for reactionary debate) to discuss his views

How it started/how it’s going

Mitch McConnell!? Three weeks in the hospital? Talking for twenty minutes? Entirely localized on your phone? Yes. Can I hear him? No

Go to Montreal for five days and come back dressed like a fucking mime smdh…but also do I like need a beret?

I am, in fact, a little teapot

Could I figure out, since I already subscribe to 2/3, if using this deal would work? Maybe. Would I rather take this as a good reason to just sign up for the one i didn’t already have? Yes, yes I would.

Tfw you both pull the same outfit at the theory outlet

Botox clinic going hard in their calendar notifications (not for me…yet. Totally pro age maintenance but maybe too vain to give up exaggerated facial expressions??)

What in the catch-22 nonsense is this? (Elsewhere in this great piece fire dept noted objection to Korean grilling based on a 1990 propane tank fire..but I’d note their solution was to pay fire dept to have someone on hand during open house, like they force formaggio to for weekend bbq)

@unlikelywords.bsky.social I don’t think Gracie’s is open at 8am? But I was going to buy some ice cream if you were

9 years ago, a decade after we’d met and briefly messaged, both gotten married and divorced, and not spoken since, Katie liked a selfie I posted onfb. i messaged her, we’ve been together ever since (the mean girls bit below is a bit newer). Fb had perks! But also a hellhole I left w/in a year

The 👏 coverage 👏 will 👏 decrease 👏 until 👏 temperatures 👏 improve 👏

I was this shiny walking at 6am and, as you can see, I am not happy about it

Regret to inform that i can no longer, in fact, get that Ariana Grande pussy

The perfect outfit doesn’t exi…

Maybe overly earnest reply lol but-Have you browsed women’s lines? Obvi not perfect but turned this up in about 5 secs from mango I imagine I could get a lot closer w/o too much more effort

idk about that wayfair

One of my first meals at clover vs my last

Finally entering my inevitable parasol era

this is fishing rod erasure!!

Oh shit did the polygon re 9 reviewer write this?

Was skeptical when people said Ezra Klein was an unlikely thirst trap but now I get it

“When I said fuck college, I meant fuck your kids going to college. My kids are precious angels who must be educated by the Ivy League.” Kang joining long tradition (uatx crowd, ed reform pushing vocation over 4 year schooling for lower ses folks) of “college bad for thee, not me”

@marchurboston.bsky.social vida coffee on broadway open, with some chinese influence on the drink and food menu!