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Truexyz

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the Internet is dead. long live the Internet. {truex.org and truex or truexyz or dutrieux}

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Truexyz@truex· 9d

odo ejecting sisko from the game for violating the sacrosanct rules of base ball. (furthermore, death to the opposition)

Truexyz@truex· 27d

got some big plans tonight

freshly baked pb chip chocolate brownies, still in an oven with a blue interior. the photo is artfully askew. perverts may also enjoy my upper-left arm.

Truexyz@truex· 27d

also the CDC:

that guy from the simpsons who says “i don’t recall wishing you good luck” after firing kirk from the cracker factory

Truexyz@truex· Jul 10

delta, please, calm the fuck down

a marketing image which says “TOUCH-CLEAN SPRAY HOLES”. the first two words are a legally registered trademark.

Truexyz@truex· Jun 12

…we’re gonna need a bigger bed

a white miniature schnauzer is sleeping, splayed along the edge of a round dog bed. the bed is sized for a dog approximately 4-500% larger. it is covered with a fitted sheet that has geese on it.

Truexyz@truex· May 24

i need to plan a trip to the miniature engineering craftsmanship museum sometime (craftsmanshipmuseum.com). not too far of a drive. educational. i don't have children but maybe the dog can learn something.

Truexyz@truex· May 14

a cartoon of s guy wearing a tie. his arms are crossed and his face is scrunched up in a mixture of concern and turmoil. he is grieving. his eyebrows, flat. it looks as if he’s about to say something, i guess.

Truexyz@truex· Apr 12

afeela? i hardly know ya!

a store sign which reads “afeela: sony honda mobility”, a joint partnership that makers no sense and was also recently cancelled. why did they have retail space. who signed that check

Truexyz@truex· Mar 29

but the posts are coming from inside the house!

the previous post being displayed in the discover tab

Truexyz@truex· Mar 27

A FEW DASHES ARE SUFFICIENT

an almost comically large bottle of maggi seasoning.

Truexyz@truex· Mar 27

these are trying times.

eggs cooking in a pan. they’ve been beaten with maggi and green onions and garlic. the eggs are in the shape of a pancake with swirled tectonic ridges.

Truexyz@truex· Mar 11

current desktop status

the lower-left corner of a windows desktop. the wallpaper is set to Bliss. there's a little png file of a tiberium growth sitting on the hill.

Truexyz@truex· Mar 11

thanks, microsoft. great job.

a screenshot of the microsoft outlook grammar checker suggesting that i should remove a load-bearing noun from a sentence.

Truexyz@truex· Mar 10

istg

the windows context menu for a powerpoint file. of the top four options, two are to "ask copilot" which makes absolutely no sense in this context

Truexyz@truex· Mar 2

A fake Magic: The Gathering card. It's titled "Psychic Dominator" and has concept artwork of the psychic dominator from Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge. The card costs 1X, 2 black, and 2 red to play. Spend another 2 red, 2 black, and tap the card to gain permanent control of a target creature and all creatures X/2 inches away from the target creature. I do not play MtG and have no idea if any of this makes sense.

Truexyz@truex· Jan 31

while cleaning up my screenshots i found one of my favorite replies from the fallen place

screenshot of an exchange from twitter. in a thread about how most of the world refers to chicken sandwiches as burgers, i wrote "we define burger by the preparation of the meat and not the bread/bun. a chicken burger would have a ground and cooked patter, to us this is a sandwich"

in response, a fellow named tom asks "Why the fuck does Barack Obama follow you"

Truexyz@truex· Jan 6

damn, are they going to set you up with the hard stuff?

a gallon jar of heavy duty mayonnaise. it is actually specified as 'heavy duty' on the label, that's not me editorializing. industrial mayonnaise. no high fructose corn syrup in it, though. that stuff isn't suitable as an industrial food lubricant

Truexyz@truex· Dec 23

kane, charismatic leader of the brother of nod from the video jame "command and conquer", standing behind the 'sickos' window saying 'yes... ha ha ha... YES!' as is traditional in our culture.

i'm getting far more utility out of this image than i expected

Truexyz@truex· Dec 13

excuse me, but fresno is literally 500+ miles west of here

a banner that reads “home of the world famous fresno nightcrawler”. it’s hanging over a storefront window display of space aliens celebrating christmas and also mickey mouse.

Truexyz@truex· Nov 24

kraven the hunter, 60s-style, is in the foreground. a screenshot is positioned so that he's saying "There are still a couple vials of Air Bud cum left, stored in a freezer at the International Canine Semen Bank..." peter parker is behind him looking on with not inconsiderable alarm. his face is doing that thing where half of it is his mask while his spider-sense goes off

Truexyz@truex· Nov 6

professor xavier is removing the cerebro helmet as he asks "do you think i've completely given up on my dream of mutants and humans coexisting peacefully?" it's revealed that he's wearing makeup in the style of trixie mattel underneath the helmet, with bold shapes and wildly over-defined cheekbones. he continues; "do you think i don't love you? because i do. i do... and i want you to always remember that."

Truexyz@truex· Oct 6

two comic panels. the first is a close-up on the scarlet witch's face as she says 'no more protocols'. the second panel shows several social network and comms protocols being consumed by white light.

Truexyz@truex· Sep 22

you need to up your smoothie game, then!

An advertisement for the polytron. It reads:
Only the polytron reduces an entire mouse to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds. image what it can do for your samples. powerful 700w motor develops 27,000 RPM. unique tissue disruption by mechanical shearing and cavitation. interchangeable generators to suit your sample. foam-reducing generators minimize sample aeration. optional speed controller, reco 31t, maintains constant speeds regardless of changes in solution viscosity.

Truexyz@truex· Sep 15

a picture of a french farmer in a red jacket. they’re wearing a jaunty cap and holding up some fine looking onions. maybe shallots. the photo is from alamy (a stock photo company) and the watermark mashed it look like a swarm of the letter A is attacking the man.

Truexyz@truex· Aug 30

oh, she suffers so

a white miniature schnauzer is lying upon an enormous dog bed. she is gazing forlornly into the middle distance as she is suffering the indignity of a haircut. an arm with an electric trimmer has entered from stage right and is doing some work on her belly.

Truexyz@truex· Aug 29

...retvrn?

a package of dr. guild's green mountai (reg. u.s. pat. off.) asthmatic cigarettes to relieve attacks and paroxysms of asthma. (active ingredients: stramonium and belladonna , containing total alkaloids per cigarette of 0.05 to 0.07 gr. and potassium nitrate, anise and anethol. only eleven cents!

Truexyz@truex· Aug 20

these should be illegal. unfortunately, the average american will shrivel and die if left unsauced for more than 22 minutes

a photo of a chicken nugget being dipped into a disposable sauce cup, only the sauce cup is mounted to a car vent like a mobile phone. text reads "as seen on shark tank!" and "no more sauce-less nuggets or dry fries!" which is an absolutely unhinged concern for somebody operating a multi-ton motor vehicle

Truexyz@truex· Aug 19

*the olympic class has entered the chat*

a hero shot of the USS Pasteur, an example of the olympic class of starfleet ships. the saucer is isntead an orb and the fuselage looks like a streamlined carrier deck with a flat top and an extended keel.

Truexyz@truex· Aug 12

digital threats are both extensive and varied

a screenshot from a corporate-style animated video. a narrator is describing online threats. behind her are panels showing phishing (an email on a hook surrounded by fish), a fake website (generic website and masked thief), and hackers (a gang of raccoons typing on a laptop)

Truexyz@truex· Aug 12

digital security is important

an image from a short video about digital security. the narrator is in the foreground pointing at a safe. the background is a shallow red sea by a white shore. enormous keys are embedded in the sea. everything looks apocalyptic. it's night. stars are out. the narrator is smiling.