Tom Buttry
@tsbuttry
Royals, Chiefs, Marquette fan. Board game and cocktail enthusiast. NGO advocacy in the streets, snarky progressive politics in the skeets. Thoughts are my own.
I mean, they have to figure out more words somehow and it's not like there are any other possible options...
I know it's too much to ask, but it'd be truly remarkable if one of the strongmen Trump aspires to become pulled out a Taskmaster / Little Alex Horne seating arrangement for a state visit...
Scientist: "We developed this special formula for elite endurance athletes who sweat a literal gallon each race and high intensity training session, losing more salt than the typical person consumes in a week." Typical person about to do 15 minutes on an exercise bike:
As a Midwesterner, we've used this gelatinous salt lick to commit many a culinary crime.
I decided to drop a $100+processing fees, but did leave in the dedication that it's rounded up from $68.62 to honor a sub-.500 team giving the world a Danny Hurley meltdown.
Dogtor the Barkinator decided she wanted to recreate the woman screaming at a cat meme in our back yard. @weratedogs.com
"My girlfriend cut off her toe. Said we'd get a million dollars!" "In front of Zendaya!"
The subhead is somehow even better. Chiles is reaching hitherto unseen levels of Chilesness.
Whenever my wife or I come home, our little schnauzer girl will come running up and jump up next to us the moment we sit down. Nothing quite like their unconditional love
