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#WHCD My new favorite person in the world is Wall Street Journal writer Khadeeja Safdar, who gave Trump a perfunctory handshake, turned her back on him and walked away while he was trying to talk to her, and made this face in the process...
Todd Blanche is wearing a white polo shirt and a pink blazer. Because his fashion sense is as good as his lawyering skills. He reminds me of Judge Smalls from Caddyshack.
I must stress that I do not, have never, and will never watch State Regime Media, This is how I found out about it 🤣:
There's supposed to be this speech by Trump tonight, fireworks, the whole shebang, but USA Today just posted this up on their Youtube live feed of the event:
Massive crowds already gathering for Orange Führer's 80th Birthday Bash in Washington DC today - 5:01pm
The Apache Helicopter/Shahed Drone crash, as described by Trump.
Despite an incalculable number of photographs of perfect relections on the reflecting pool, stretching back decades, Orange Hitler claims that "The reflective lake never worked." What? Does he think they never changed the batteries or something?
I finally figured out who Howard Lutnick reminded me of...
To the dirty-minded among us, the Artemis II trajectory map is worthy of a good Sid James laugh.
How the fuck are people supporting this fucking move in Venezuela? I mean, Adam Kinzinger?! REALLY?!?! I am NOT impressed. And the corporate news media is fucking SANEWASHING this lunacy, too. Below is a fucking DISGUSTING headline from MSNOW, who should fucking KNOW better.
Marjorie Taylor Greene successfully scales Mount Morality and claims the high ground. (Over Trump, admittedly, but it's still kind of jaw-dropping.)
I don't want to be That Guy who makes everything about looks, but I just saw a video of Jasmine Crockett on MSNBC and realized how stunningly beautiful she is... Important to note that she also kicks ALL KINDS of ass. xx
Mike Waltz is sitting at the US delegates' section with a broad smirk reminiscent of a Thunderbirds villain.
I've just done a study that's AT LEAST as scientifically valid as RFK Jr's, and I've found a direct inverse relationship between the number of autism diagnoses and the average IQ of GOP representatives in Congress. IT'S PROVEN SCIENCE - DUMB REPUBLICANS CAUSE AUTISM!!!!!
Saw this restaurant today: Waiter - Are you ready to order, ma'am? Woman - Yes, thank you, I'll have the steak, medium-rare. Waiter - Anything to drink with that? Woman - I'll have a glass of the House Merlot. Waiter - Very good. And which of your children would you like us to shoot?
The thumbnail for this video from Sky News needed a tweak. So I fixed it.