I wish I could feel worthy of celebrating this milestone, but I know it includes blocked bots and people I had to block or have blocked me without unfollowing me, which could account for over 30%. Anyway, "Achievement Unlocked" I guess.

And while we're at it, also normalize telling your friends "I love you" on a regular basis.

Mysterious and prophetic...

"Slowly... there's time."

And remember that nothing justifies bad behavior... EVER.

Someone at work gave me this for Christmas, and I can’t stop playing with it at my desk. Bouncing it off the cubicle walls… batting it from side to side across the tabletop… Am I a… catboy? I’m not sure how I feel about this at ALL.

FYI surely you know that I don’t look a thing like my picture. That said…

Just a slice of my life that I recorded earlier in the week. I promise it’s SFW, but it does have one or two bad puns so I’m sorry in advance.

At the Bluesky Christmas Party this is what you’ll find me drinking at the bar. Flaming Dr. Pepper

Quite the broad platform this person has. Links to his carrd are over on the cursed app, but he’s here too. Turns out I have some moots following him as well. I hope they see this.

I smell like this… FYI.

Now it’s certified.

Well, looks like it’s time to identify the beanpoles… Me. I’m beanpoles.

We have a clubhouse and monthly dues, but all the notices sent out were too subtle.

Sex was great until I realized that I had to be in my own lane. WTF?! 🤬🤬🤬

🤣😂🤣 The Old Man 😭😭😭

I blame the person who “saved” it… according to the pop-up window.

CW: sad thoughts, dark thoughts The words from @xsilentxwordsmith.bsky.social were so haunting. If you’ve ever felt like this, you’re not alone. I hope this helps someone.

I’m skeptical, but willing to suspend my disbelief.

And yet another from the mind of @mipha13.bsky.social . Be sure to check out all of Mipha’s works when you get the chance. Please enjoy this audio as well.

Benefits of decades worth of adult practice and a childhood growing up with these.

I always love the words that @mipha13.bsky.social comes up with. I hope you all enjoy listening to this as much as I enjoyed reading the lines for the first time.

Water Wednesday it is. Keep hydrated, all you sexy people!

If you only engage in discourse with a select few who call you out for sweeping statements but ALSO block others for doing the same, you have revealed your true colors of hypocrisy. I am very disappointed, but I can’t say I’m surprised. Recently got a bad feeling… just sad it’s confirmed.

STOP! If you see this, you must post 4 of your favorite characters from 4 different series…pass it on!

If you see this post a vampire 🩸

This looks like it’ll be a blast! I’ll start my thread with the template here first. Be sure to check back if you’re interested.

👏👏👏 Time to get this meme in circulation again.