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Da Haole@turbowifeguy· 9h

Society if we had kept Win7 going instead of Win11

"Society if" meme of a futuristic city, implying the above post would usher in great egalitarian changes to the whole world if true

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· 8d

Watching the "woke" Odyssey to own the chuds

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· 9d

Careful I had a post worded similar to that and they hit me with a ban 🫤

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· 15d

The Bible vs maga cultists 100% of the time is just this

King of the Hill meme where Bobby is trying to give information to other kids by way of a poster on the window but they are illiterate so it is meaningless to them

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· 23d

Im okay with people being Trans if they want but the "agenda" is going too far now, making our femme beach drinks into masc golf drinks??? Yikes 😬 Serious note, what the fuck is the flavor of the "real juices" inside? Grape, citrus ... and golf ball???

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Jul 6

Moments before disaster (diarrhea)

A really white guy in basic outfit of white tee and black short shorts doing a T-pose against the enormous length of the Amazon's Arapaima fish (max 10 feet)

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Jun 27

Oh man this is really the food of the rich! Burgers ... uh... fries... even soup! Wow 🙄🙄🙄

The Wikipedia link for Culvers that op is insisting is bougie food with burgers, shakes, fries, chicken sandwiches, grilled cheese, onion rings and corn dogs among the "products" as fast casual is a half step above fast food in quality but doesn't have waiters or anything like real "dine in" restaurants

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Jun 21

Yea lets adapt this shit into a movie 😌

Really old early 2000s Newgrounds style game "Dad n Me" about some masked freaks killing everyone else in the playground.
Both are muscular and an off putting... purple(?) color with faces hidden behind goofy looking white masks with little tiny eyeholes

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Jun 20

I used to think fish are kinda dumb but honestly call me Patrick Star the way I would get got by this tasty looking gummy worms

Gummy worms looking bait - in dark coloration and a bright pink but both looking like actual candy and not a fish food

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Jun 19

Yea, definitely wouldn't put this on TV where people could see it and think about this

The doctor then looks around and says, "Dachau. Why does it still stand? Why do we keep it standing?"

Closing narration

There is an answer to the doctor's question. All the Dachaus must remain standing. The Dachaus, the Belsens, the Buchenwalds, the Auschwitzes; all of them. They must remain standing because they are a monument to a moment in time when some men decided to turn the Earth into a graveyard. Into it they shoveled all of their reason, their logic, their knowledge, but worst of all, their conscience. And the moment we forget this, the moment we cease to be haunted by its remembrance, then we become the gravediggers. Something to dwell on and to remember, not only in the Twilight Zone but wherever men walk God's Earth.

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Jun 15

Shout out this spider eating up those fucking nasty termites in my room 🫡

Corner of a desk with some power cords showing and a spider with three termites caught in it's web

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· May 28

Happy pride to the ones we lost, (AIDS crisis) like beloved Frog and Toad author Arnold Lobel

Description of a Frog and Toad book with one of the words being gaiety, in this context a frolicking happiness but in wider context, Frog and Toad being a homo couple 🥰

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· May 18

Everyone talking about Odyssee for some reason? Yea I mean I really like it too, despite being in a near incomprehensible language (*French*) Call me a man of culture, the way I like my agitations tropical, whatever it's supposed to mean 😌

L'Imperatrice Odyssee album cover. They going to the moon on a train or soemthing. It's a groovy, spacey feeling upbeat lil EP

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· May 13

Its kinda crazy how they expect a system like this not to fucking collapse 2019-21 at $900/month 2025 at $1500/month Whatever struggles other generations had I dont think it included housing jumping 66% in 4 or 5 years

A apartment rental at 900$ a month from 2019 to 2021, with significant increase to 1100$ in 2022

The same apartment going up another 400$ to a total of 1500$/month from 2025 to current

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· May 11

Tourism in 2 photos, how dem haoles talk about Hawaii and the residents, and how they treat the land and the people

"We had a fantastic stay in Hawaii! Thank you for sharing your home with us"😊 on a hotel notepad

*Graphic*

The toilet in the same hotel room with a crusty layer of diarrhea along the top of bowl and underside of seat

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· May 8

Ready to drink means hitting it right out the bottle right?

Koloa Hawaiian Mai Tai Cocktail at 17% ABV

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· May 7

How I can see this and not be missing her? 🥵

A shellfish mussel flayed open to show it's interior that seems similar resemblance to human vagina

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· May 4

@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social "There's some chatter on the interwebs, the forums, etc about something new. They calling it Snoopy Pussy. We dont even know *what* it is! Probably a drug, but hell it could be some nasty sex act or something. Whatever this term is, it's making the e-girls go crazy"

Ice T explaining a new drug meme (snoopy pussy)

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· May 2

Call her pussy Macadamia the way it gives me ...

A bag from a Macadamia Nut farm with tan text on green background saying "The Perfect Nut"

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· May 2

"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Apr 29

There's only one name here I've heard of and ... Howie Mandel? The Game Changer guest star?

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Apr 25

Is it the $500 boxes that make the Force of Will $1000 or the chance of getting a $1000 Force of Will makes the boxes $500?

JP art Secrets of Strixhaven Mystic Archive, in "Silver Scroll" special foiling Force of Will

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Apr 21

Society if the language we insist everyone uses (English) made fucking sense bc how the fuck caught and draught sound not rhyme?

A futuristic city used in the "society if..." meme implying the stated sentence makes the world a better place

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Apr 11

This is what I think every time some self important chud (who the fuck are they?) goes on like a 50 post rant about Cait (and Adonis)

Hard right (of center) "Libs" who are just wannabe consultant class grifters always be posting on Bluesky like they're a great House of Dune and they have a 50 year plan to have the Rep majority by 1 bc of a psyop to find the perfect tweet to destabilize Senator Bloodfast (283 years old, the two Iran Wars refilled his health bar???) to murder-suicide Bloodfast JR (45 years) and that this will completely fix the country talking about "And it would work if this diabolical Bene Geserit witch and her vile son didn't ruin it by demanding good things now"

And then it's just a sweet pretty normal white woman with a cute one eared orange cat

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Apr 7

Really feeling these right now, please God 🙏

Sam Richardson from I Think You Should Leave saying [REDACTED] bc (I hope he dyes) is frowned upon

Old Bud Dwyer with gun in hand at press conference a few moments before his passing

Joshua Graham from Fallout New Vegas DLC saying "We can't expect God to do all the work"

The card "Was That My Name?" from the game guillotine, that allows you to "Move a noble forward up to 3 places in line"
It is implied that the noble is too dumb to realize this a queue for something bad and wants to willingly cut ahead to their own fate

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Apr 6

Drunk ass forgot to post the food 🫣

Some overly cooked fries with a burger. While not visibly showing, it has goat cheese, a balsamic reduction and greens (maybe arugula?)

It was tasty

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Apr 3

Not my best but is what it is

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Apr 3

You say that now but wait til you get a Chunky

I Think You Should Leave skit where Tim Robinson is some ridiculous game host and the one loser player keeps getting the bad card of the board - Chunky, where a big costumed freak shows up and fucks the contestant up

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Mar 24

www.propublica.org/article/immi... Article from last year, so there will certainly be more by now, but this man was detained twice despite having Real ID (which has the same verification process as a passport)

Da Haole@turbowifeguy· Mar 20

So our hotel has a magazine and uhhhh ... I've been here 10 years and wouldn't call myself a local, so some fucking real haole ass mainlander here 3 years ... yikes!