Mattel is so good at making me buy shit I don’t need

I already swallowed my scone. This is the second time I’ve been here, last time we got some lemonades, this place is good as heck

When they aren’t bothering me Green June Beetles are kinda pretty. I don’t see a lot of green ones around here.

My coworkers exhaust tip is bigger than my head. It’s like a foot long then goes into the factory 2” or whatever. He’s obviously a cool dude

I love the inclusivity of hotwheels. I just picked this one up, there’s a Braille twin mill, and turtle has multiple cars that are fidget spinners that come out during autism awareness month he calls “autismobiles”

/wiggles eyebrows

All I know is

Fuck it let’s call it Prep Punk

The souls, they do bounce

I dunno man. Check one off the list

Imma go down there

Goddamn man. I’m here for Suicide Machines but holy shit

A random Voodoo Glow Skull appears (just the horn)

Death By Stereo. There’s a rumor out there that I’m not a real punk

At a punk rock show and The Drowns had these at the merch table. We love a real punk band, don’t we?

Update

It’s hilarious that this bot trying to be a hot chick is dressed in trump gear. Everyone knows they’re suckers

That sucks

It’s over for these hoes (The hoes in question are some wasps at Jill’s)

Awwww yeah

Unnecessary, but cool

It’s me. I built the Cobra weather dominator from GI Joe. I’m the mastermind behind this

My founding fathers

It’s cool that they let you make fires on the prison yard. You know the guys in these guard towers are jealous

I get off work about 630, see you around 2

We’re getting some completely unnecessary renovations done at work so I’ll be running these for the next 2 (lol it’ll be at least 3) years and, while they are irritating me tonight, they’re pretty cool and so far I’m impressed

I just want to look as good as swole plankton, is that too much to ask?