davy gravy

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for some reason it's pronounced "twighty." i do standup and i go to the grocery store and that's basically it. www.davidtveite.com

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davy gravy@tveite· 29d

photographer who snapped this shot has gotta be pleasantly surprised to get a relevant headline to attach it to

bald man with black goatee and glasses using a cloth to wipe teleprompter glass in front of american flag backdrop

davy gravy@tveite· Jul 16

this reacher novel has a weird bit at the beginning where half of the characters have never heard of bigfoot? also: "the size of a supermarket chicken"

"reacher put his left fist on the table. The size of a supermarket chicken. Long thick fingers with knuckles like walnuts."

davy gravy@tveite· Jul 13

reality isn't what it used to be 😔

davy gravy@tveite· Jul 11

talkin to my friend about haaland

davy gravy@tveite· Jul 9

this stuff rocks

hand holding plastic bottle of the new coca-cola product sprite+tea

davy gravy@tveite· Jul 4

ok now that's just crazy

davy gravy@tveite· Jun 21

this is that good shit

Paperback copy of butchers crossing by John Williams lying in the grass

davy gravy@tveite· Jun 17

davy gravy@tveite· Jun 15

sorry but everybody gotta see this parallel parking job from over the weekend

white guy in a green t shirt and jeans standing on a leafy residential street in front of a silver car crammed into an improbably small parking space. It's a little off the curb but still very impressive

davy gravy@tveite· Jun 15

glad to hear he's still at it

tweet from "tommy toiletman, attorney at law" (@tveite) on april 14, 2020: "Shout-out to the guy who's been in Prospect Park almost every day riding a bicycle around yelling "Uh oh!" while balancing a soccer ball on his head."

davy gravy@tveite· Jun 11

netflix social media manager trying to find a good clip to advertise the new tony hinchcliffe special

Meme from true detective s1 where Matthew McConaughey is smoking a cigarette with a look of distress and desperation on his face

davy gravy@tveite· Jun 11

1st thing i saw when i woke up to my alarm clock this morning

davy gravy@tveite· Jun 9

excuse to post meme

It's the four panel meme format where Hayden Christiansen is talking to Natalie portman in the Star wars prequels but instead of Hayden and Natalie it's Shania Twain and Brad pitt

Panel 1: Shania Twain saying "ok so you're brad pitt"
Panel 2: brad pitt smiling saying "and that impress you much right?"
Panel 3: Shania Twain looking smug
Panel 4: brad pitt looking less happy saying "that impress you much right?"

davy gravy@tveite· Jun 3

lmao why is this marques johnson's wikipedia photo. he retired in 1990!

top of marques johnson wikipedia sidebar with a black and white photo that looks like it's from one hundred years ago of him in a ucla jersey rising up for a shot or rebound over an opponent who is making a "aw fuck i'm getting owned pretty bad here" face

davy gravy@tveite· Jun 3

this very strange starting five has been the best i've been able to do so far

it's an 82-0.com lineup with the record 76-6

pg: oscar robertson
sg: marques johnson
sf: jayson tatum
pf: anthony davis
c: elvin hayes

davy gravy@tveite· May 28

pov: having war declared on you in civ

it's a grotesquely smooth and shiny ai facsimile of indian leader mahatma gandhi

davy gravy@tveite· May 28

for some reason my phone has stopped sending me push notifications for texts but started sending them anytime that this one writer posts an article on espn? so i keep looking at my phone and thinking i have a text from someone named jeff carlisle?

davy gravy@tveite· May 28

anytime i see someone with a high-paying opinion writing job who talks like that

john goodman in a suit and hat standing in front of a blazing corridor with a caption that says "I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!"

davy gravy@tveite· May 28

i don't mind the song generally but i love it in the context of the album, this sequence is fucking insane

tracks 4-7 on abbey road:

Oh! Darling
Octopus's garden
I want you (she's so heavy)
Here comes the sun

davy gravy@tveite· May 25

studyin up

wikipedia header: "List of individual rocks

from wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The following is a list of notable rocks and stones."

davy gravy@tveite· May 23

let's fuckin party

A can of yerba mate, "awakening orange" flavor

davy gravy@tveite· May 21

we did it. the nurse just put a bunch of gauze in my mouth and then asked if i have any questions which i thought was a solid bit

picture of white guy with brown hair who can't feel his mouth

davy gravy@tveite· May 14

davy gravy@tveite· May 14

republican senator rick scott, the florida nosferatu who oversaw the largest medicare fraud in united states history

davy gravy@tveite· May 6

very sloppy postcard written by a drunk homer simpson to marge in the simpsons

"maybe it's the beer talking marge but you'v got a butt that won't quit. they got these big chewy pretzels here *illegible* five dollars??!!!? get outta here"

davy gravy@tveite· Apr 13

i wanna hear some of this guy's ideas

Shadowy figure of a humanoid thing with three spikes on top of its head hovering high in the sky

davy gravy@tveite· Apr 6

got this facebook ad for a preschool that will turn your child into a walking weapon

facebook sponsored ad from "trackers earth"

"Ages 4-5: Join our Forest Preschool for friends, fun, & outdoor skills. Our teachers guide kids on fantastic nature adventures, building curiosity, creativity, and conn... SEE MORE"

photo of a woman in a straw hat showing a very angry looking toddler how to aim a bow and arrow

davy gravy@tveite· Apr 2

i guess he was rescued when the governor of new hampshire drove by and her security detail pulled him out of the car?? how small is new hampshire exactly

The crash happened just before noon Tuesday when a northbound electric vehicle struck the Bedford toll plaza and caught fire, New Hampshire state police said. Republican governor Kelly Ayotte and her security detail came upon the crash soon after, and a trooper and two others pulled Mirman from the burning car through a window, said New Hampshire state police colonel, Mark Hall.

davy gravy@tveite· Mar 26

30-year-old martin prince from the simpsons lookin ass

davy gravy@tveite· Mar 26