Wayward Twidget
@twidget
Poorly reformed tin can sailor, network engineer, semi-skilled coder, notorious “creative problem solver", and flagrant abuser of the English language. Grammar and punctuation will be random and capricious. (He/Him)
OPSEC is for betas, I'm getting that sweet, sweet engagement... [15 minutes later] I'll suck the chrome off of your dick if you will just stop hitting me. No deal, bitch. I'm, getting paid by the punch, and beating your ass like a drum is easy money. Very easy money...
Break, Break, Break. Brain cells in the open. Fire for effect with IPA. Fall of shot ineffective, crack another and reengage.
We have heard your petition to use the vacuum cleaner and have found your arguments to be unpersuasive. Denied. You may resubmit your petition for a time when we will be summering in the guest room, and we will consider it.
Junior cat receiving a performance review from the middle manager cat. I've received complaints from mom about all of the mice you've been bringing into the house. You can keep doing it, but you have to kill them, and leave it somewhere dad will find it before she does. Got it?
Oh shit! Who's music is that? A contender for the crown who's in exile?
Sorry for your loss, here's hoping my old man can show him around cat heaven.
The so not wrong that I'm willing to violate the first rule of orange cat club, you don't talk about orange cat club.
I asked the council of cats if I could use the bed for sorting laundry, and the decision is: 1. Ok, sure 2. Ok, but I have concerns 3. Abstained
Here's mine, it's proven to be a reliable crowd favorite during these trying times:
We'll be there, because fuck all of this shit, and fuck them. They are cordially invited to come get some at their earliest convenience.
WILCO. Blue squadron set your snark cannons to automatic and clear your guns. We're going in nasty.
Pro Tip: Nothing warms your butt hole like clean laundry right out of the dryer. Follow me for other #cathacks
I'm one of the white dots aft by MT52 as we steamed into NYC for fleet week.
Location identified: check Time identified: check Movement plan & logistics: check Schedule cleared: check Sign prepped for action: Big fat double check.
Location identified: check Time identified: check Schedule cleared: check Sign: that’s a double check
If reporting on your actions sounds like "demonization" then it's a you problem, not a us problem.
The golden rule is to do onto others as you would have them do onto you. Based on his own words, little to nothing is out of bounds.