Good news everyone! Cynthia Swann Griffin survived the leap from her fashionable penthouse apartment. She is alive and well and reporting from the Melbourne Magistrate’s Court for 10 News.

Lol reporter on 10 news has the lumpy cerulean sweater from Devil Wears Prada.

No one has ever looked cooler than this

Don’t know if anybody has already tweeted this but Victoria’s battle of the bobs is no more. #springst #vicpol

Just remembered the time Alan Joyce got a pie in the face and I can’t stop laughing.

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat. #auspol

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat.

😂

Me to people standing in the Melbourne tram doorway and aisle while there are seats available: #melbourne #auspol

🚨 ATTENTION COLES SHOPPERS! 🚨

Best “Star Trek” captain. Wrong answers only.

Name a more iconic Australian trio. I’ll wait. #derrynhinch #ripderrynhinch

share one of your all-time favourite actors!

My phone is finally working! Bloody Telstra.

Lol 😂

Happy Fourth of July!

It’s that time of year, Melbourne! #melbweather #melbourne

Pauline Hanson’s monoculture: #auspol

My library reservation has arrived 🤩

New autistic hyperfixation just dropped: NDIS fraud.

Susan Boyle or Cynthia Swann Griffin from First Wives Club?

OMG has anyone seen the new KFC ad with the blonde twink ice-skating with the drumstick? 🍗 😂

Lincraft is closing down?!