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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar

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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· May 29

Hey why do rebel officers wear sore throat lozenges on their chest?

screenshot from Empire Strikes Back with a rebel general or whatever grinning at Han in an ice tunnel. His rank insignia looks like one of those foil-backed blister packs of cherry flavored throat lozenges

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· May 23

fake DS9 episode titled "Worf throws a tantrum"

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· May 20

A still from the movie Gordy. Gordy, a small pig, is wearing a black robe and mortarboard. He is seated at a desk behind an open encyclopedia volume set in one of those angled book stand things, as though he is reading it. Also on the desk, flanking the book, is a tall stack of further encyclopedia volumes and a miniature replica of Rodin's The Thinker with a lit lightbulb haphazardly attached to the head. It's not screwed into a socket or anything, just sort of stuck on there. Weird. The entire wall behind the pig is a featureless world map, green landmasses, blue water.

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· May 16

Sonic Friday night meme but it's been poorly edited to say "Going to bed at 8:30 on a Friday night? God you're, sleepy"

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· May 5

On a yellow background we see hands holding a photo of a typical ad ready hamburger, you can see pristine onion, lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, mustard, and beef patty layered immaculately in a sesame seed bun. Directly above the burger in brown text is the word Hate. In the upper left of the image is a block of text sandwiched between two cartoony representations of a hamburger bun. The text here reads: Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· May 5

A really lazy fake cover of Forbes magazine from the movie Gordy, features a picture of Gordy, a cute little piggy wearing a neckerchief, sitting in a fancy leather chair, with red text that reads "Wall Street Wonder" and a rapidly rising line graph, presumably representing stocks or investments that... the pig... made? Fuck if I know dude.

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Apr 27

Beavis, from Beavis and Butt-Head, is lying prone over a grave at night, he's wearing a white polo shirt and a red necktie rather than his usual blue Metallica t-shirt, his hair and necktie blowing in the wind. The gravestone reads "Here lies Beavis. He never scored." He doesn't look pleased.

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Apr 22

Motocompo

Honda Motocompo and City. In the early 80s in Japan Honda offered the Motocompo, a compact folding motorbike, as an optional add-on for the subcompact hatchback Honda City. The City's trunk interior was designed specifically to accommodate the Motocompo. There are two images of the Bike by itself, yellow with black hardware and accents, one with the seat and handlebars unfolded, one with them tucked away. An image of the City, a two seater with a hatchback, also yellow. Finally there's a picture of a yellow Motocompo stowed in the trunk of a red City, along with some sporting equipment, a small portable stereo, a saxophone, a sports magazine, and some rope.

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Mar 22

okay so the post I'm quoting doesn't have alt text so let's start there. The quoted post contains an image of a word search full of trite 'motivational' words like "create" and "listen" and "elevate" and "believe" and that kind of nonsense, with header text that says "The Universe is Telling Me To" It's one of those hokey things. So in my quote post I've included that same word search image with three iterations of the word "eat" highlighted, clearly not in the intended spirit of the thing, but kinda funny.

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Dec 30

bumper sticker that reads "I'd rather be crankin' my hog and watching Star Trek" If I recall correctly I cropped this from an image that had the whole back end of a car that also had a "Sisko is my co-pilot" sticker

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Dec 3

Huh. I only posted 89 times? And only used the word "fucking' 7 times? And 4 of those were in one post? From last week? Not gonna investigate, on account of lazy, but that seems low.

That dumb word cloud thing that people are doing that shows one's most used words in bluesky posts in 2025. Highlights include "fucking" "fuck" and "endor."

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Nov 17

Movie poster for 1996 flop The Phantom, based on the ancient comic strip. Billy Zane in a purple body suit and black bandit mask is punching toward the camera from a purple fog, on the middle finger of his fist is the Phantom's iconic skull ring, with glowing purple eyes. At the top of the image is the movie's ridiculous tagline, "Slam Evil!" in a purple font, all caps. Purple.

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Sep 11

never forget

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Aug 19

North American box art for the Super Nintendo game Phalanx. It features an old man with a great big bushy beard wearing denim overalls, a red and black checkered shirt, and a brimmed hat. He's seated and appears to be playing a banjo. Also there's a blurry image of a spaceship with a long rocket plume behind it. Under the rocket are the words "The Hyper Speed Shoot-Out In Space" rendered in green all caps text that is right justified for some reason. Mostly centered is the title of the game "Phalanx" with only the L capitalized and a glowing particle effect on the "A" "N" and "X" The bottom and right side of the image contains Nintendo branding and logos

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Aug 7

Only the Polytron reduces an entire mouse to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds.

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Mar 1

Oh ho, this looks like a job for...wait. Did you say geese? Never mind.

Crow T Robot as Turkey Volume Guessing Man

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Jan 19

reminds me of

image of Jake Sisko from Star Trek Deep Space Nine, but it's been altered so his outfit has a loud, colorful pattern similar to what you may see in a bowling alley or a Chuck E Cheese or something

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Oct 16

Nobody does wrestling better than Japan.

Low angle photo taken from just outside a wrestling ring. A lady wrestler in a frilly white dress is mid air, presumably having jumped from the turnbuckle or top rope, swinging a pink cudgel of some type, maybe a baseball bat, which is adorned with pink ribbons or streamers, into the head of her opponent, a wrestler in a big inflatable panda costume.

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Oct 10

inspired by the alt text

Paladin Steve, noted waffle thief, wields a waffle iron and holy magic

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Oct 3

@drzoggle.bsky.social

Cover of a children's book titled Zog and the Flying Doctors. Hand drawn illustration of two doctors riding a flying dragon through the night sky.

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Sep 12

this fish knows what's up

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Sep 4

Edited screenshot of a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers video game. The rangers are posing against a black background overlayed with white text that reads: "Please remember the difference between fantasy and reality. Do your fighting on the screen, not at home or at school. Or not, I'm not your fuckin Dad."

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Aug 1

(not mine)

a black and white illustration of the Dragonball Z scene where Chiaotzu grabs onto Nappa's back just before self destructing, except instead of Chiaotzu it's Nancy from the comic strip Nancy

screenshot of the scene from Dragonball where Goku kills King Piccolo by bursting through his body, except instead of Goku it's Sluggo from the comic strip Nancy

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Aug 1

oscar the grouch

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Jul 19

columnar basalt

columnar basalt cave

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columnar basalt waterfall

columnar basalt

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Jul 3

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

bean and cheese burrito

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Mar 17

a bass guitar shaped like the horny lady gremlin from Gremlins 2

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Feb 18

Full page comic book panel from Uncanny X-Men #168, Kitty Pride stands just outside an open doorway with a huge speech bubble above her head that reads, "Professor Xavier is a jerk!"

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Dec 13

Vintage comic book panel with Batman villain The Joker and a speech bubble that reads "This emphasis on boners has given me an idea for a new adventure in crime! Gotham City will rue the day it mentioned the word boner!" It's funny because in modern parlance the word boner typically refers to an erection. lol, boner

Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar@twochewbaccas· Oct 29

graffiti on a brick wall depicting a cartoon spider with bongs for legs and the words "Daddy Bong Legs"

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