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Typing Gloves

@typinggloves

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Typing Gloves@typinggloves· 29d

A rich lady gets back together with her ex.

DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE AS BORING AS POSSIBLE

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Jul 15

Hmmmmm

An apocalyptic looking peachy colored sky

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Jul 11

Rare vacation selfie

Me, a smiling white lady with glasses and a ponytail, in front of some Blue Ridge Mountains

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Jul 11

Here to report that the Blue Ridge Mountains still look nice

A pretty view of mountains and the valley below, with a windy road in the foreground

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Jul 10

Would you like your shower curtain to sink down in the middle of the rod? Buddy,

An inexplicably shaped shower rod in a hotel bathroom. There is no way to get the curtain to cover the width of the bar. Because of gravity

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Jul 4

How can that be profitable for the Frito Lay corporation

Frito Lay Tostitos. Buy 2 get 4 free

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Jun 30

Oh, good, it has a lighter now

A black and white cat clutching a Bic lighter to her chest

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Jun 20

Afterglow, Green River, Wisconsin, by Thomas Moran. A landscape painting in a gilded frame on a mauve wall in the Fenimore Art Museum. I am not very good at describing paintings, sorry.

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Jun 6

Got in under the wire on National Doughnut Day with this beaut of a cannoli doughnut from wegs

A cannoli doughnut from Wegmans that, no lie, has a tiny cannoli on top. It is a yeasty doughnut filled with a Boston Kreme-like custard with a cheesy quality, covered in chocolate ganache and a tiny cannoli with little teeny tiny chocolate curls

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· May 31

tfw you are grooming Father

A toothy black and white cat licking her mouth while perched on the neck of a human male

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· May 20

Why does @theonion.com have to call me out like this

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· May 4

To use this tagline a year after The Phantom Menace came out is wild

The DVD cover of the special edition of the animated movie Titan A.E. The quote at the bottom says "This is the movie Star Wars fans have been waiting fir" -Hollywood Bytes

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· May 1

The vet: Try to keep Calzone from jumping up on things while she recovers from surgery Calzone:

A black and white cat walking on top of the clothes hangers in the closet

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Apr 24

The most recent meme in your camera roll describes your current mental state.

A sad looking pink Muppet in a bonnet. Caption reads "Help."

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Apr 24

Linda Hamilton and Ron Perlman in Beauty and the Beast. She gazes at him longingly with 80s hair. He stares straight ahead as though he is very serious, but also a lion type dude

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Apr 18

Accidentally achieved Hypnohomer

A screenshot of my TV shows Homer Simpson with horizontal pupils, not unlike a goat's

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Apr 12

How is it that my husband literally looks like this

A tall white man sitting on a brown couch. He is very handsome with a dark brown beard and mustache. He is cradling a young tuxedo cat named Calzone and they both look very happy

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Apr 7

A black and white cat curled up like a cinnamon bun on top of some pillows

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Apr 1

Liza Minnelli as Lucille Austero in Arrested Development saying "IT'S HIS LOSS"

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Apr 1

Calzone got some new furniture

A wide-eyed tuxedo cat in the round barrel portion of her new carpeted cat perch

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Mar 25

Feets

A black and white kitten sleeping in a ball with her little feet as pillows. She has pink toe beans and is completely unbothered

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Mar 16

Got a cup of instant poha and it comes with a little wooden food shovel

A cup of extremely delicious MTR 3 Minute Breakfast with a little shovel to get it in your face hole

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Mar 9

Important information about my cat

A black and white paw with pink toe beans sticks under a door

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Feb 16

WOW this fucking BOOK

A trade hardcover of MURDER BIMBO by Rebecca Novack. Dust jacket is black with the title in cartoonish pink font. Just below the title, an American flag lapel pin dripping blood. Above the title, a blurb reads "Murder Bimbo is Gone Girl for the Luigi Mangione era." —Catherine Lacey, author of Biography of X

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Feb 16

The underside of a black and white cat stretched out all weird

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Feb 16

Happy Presidents Day to my president

A black and white cartoon image of Quentin Tremblay, the 8th 1/2 President of the United States. He never actually resigned, so technically,

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Feb 9

Think my cat's broken

Black and white kitten with ridiculous eyebrows, kinda sitting up and clinging to an arm in a navy blue sleeve, which she is chomping on. She has a little pink nose and toe beans. Her name is Calzone

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Jan 29

First, let me just say that she did this to herself

A black and white cat inside a round green laundry basket. She looks surprised to be there, and her tongue is sticking out. She is holding a blue spring in her paws. Her name is Calzone and she's a dumb dumb

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Jan 19

I think she likes it here

Black and white kitten chomping on a man's sock while he is wearing it. Calzone what are you doing

Typing Gloves@typinggloves· Jan 19

Presenting to the skyline, Miss Cheesy Calzone

A black and white kitten laying on her side with a catnip toy clutched in her front paws and her mouth biting down on it. She is very fierce and her tail has a white tip