Udont Sei

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Udont Sei@udontsei· 29d

ok but why are the grapes so long

a hand holding a green grape (probably measuring about an inch and a half long) between two fingers

Udont Sei@udontsei· Jun 26

fr 😂 (the sigh-er in question! sighed herself right back to sleep 😂🤣)

Udont Sei@udontsei· Jun 24

your own personal cheeses

Udont Sei@udontsei· May 25

raven practicing to steal the moon

raven in a forest with a golf ball in its beak

Udont Sei@udontsei· May 23

ditch decorations

little white 5 pointed flower amid green leaves in a ditch

Udont Sei@udontsei· May 19

sword fight! ⚔️

a bunch of new sword fern fronds, growing every which way and looking like a magic eye poster

Udont Sei@udontsei· May 5

i love that! i will be calling mine lawn charms going forward (my garden disappoints but my lawn charm game is strong 😆) i used to see these little white flowers along the side of the road on my dusk-walks and they always reminded me of constellations ✨

ditch greenery with small white flowers throughout, the way they glowed as night falls always reminded me of a night sky

Udont Sei@udontsei· May 2

i guess i’ll see youuuuu in septemberrrrrrrrr

Udont Sei@udontsei· Apr 23

artists, quote with your blue art

digital drawing of a swirling school of fish made to look like a collage of cut paper. predominant colours are shades of blue.

Udont Sei@udontsei· Apr 21

real

William Fitchner in Beef 2, correctly imo, declaring: “these apps are killing us, man.”

Udont Sei@udontsei· Apr 19

i can’t believe i forgot the picture lol. anyways this was super fucked up!

Udont Sei@udontsei· Apr 13

we listen & we judge

me and my black cat, 7 years ago on the day we got her.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, GIRL!
2 CHURROS TONIGHT!! 🙌🏻
(gotchu on ur gotcha day 🫶🏻)

Udont Sei@udontsei· Apr 4

aww, let the children play 😆

kids playing “bumper cars” in laundry carts at a kids’ birthday party joint in toronto called the Mad Hatter

Udont Sei@udontsei· Mar 18

Homer answering the phone at work while wearing a towel

Casey Becker in Scream, screaming into a cordless phone.

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 25

it’s a tie between tennis elbow (from knitting tho) and this guy (hitting a Pull door at the bottom of a staircase, incorrectly assuming it to be a Push)

some dipshit in a half cast set in a thumbs up position

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 23

i like that this looks like you’re flipping my reply off 😆

KnewNic liking my reply of “woof, lol (it’s awfully pretty from a distance” but her handle has an emoji sticking up a middle finger next to a block of ice

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 23

i have terrible pms & just doubled my block list over skittles, COME AT ME BRO (no don’t actually!! i’m feeling very sensitive!!!)

spirit crossing screen grab of clumsy bear saying: You would me (and my bagels)!

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 23

for when an emoji couldn’t possibly contain all your passive aggression

my hand holding a blue can with a red thumbs up with the words “thums up” written across

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 21

logging on

an older man with white hair dressed in a suit & bolo tie cocks he’s head to the side with the words “(grim music playing)” across the bottom

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 20

okay fine i went back and watched it and GIRL WTF 😂 i’m not surprised by the depravity but i am surprised by the implication that this is a well known hack 😭😭 (i weep for humanity)

screen cap from the video in the quote post of some dipshit explaining how you can wash your dirty gotchies in the COFFEE MAKER with the text reading: “i did not realize how many people already knew this”, girl WHAT THE FUCK 🥲

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 20

it’s been a while since i popped into the test version of spirit crossing and im so happy the dysfunctional bears have joined the party 🥹 (do i know anyone else playing this rn??)

spirit crossing screen grab of clumsy bear saying:

Honestly? I think the universe finds me too entertaining to kill.

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 19

did you even really go to the beach if the only picture you took was of the claw found in the centre of one of the cat’s foreheads when you got home?

the palm of my hand in compression gloves with a sharp cats claw in it

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 19

i want what i want

poem by kate baer from her collection “how about now”

I Came to This Earth for Pleasure

I came to this earth for pleasure, but all I found were complications. Food, sex, love, sleep— none of it free or easy or without a little note attached that says, Don't overdo it, you piece of shit.
As you can see, I'm in a horrible mood and want what I want without the consequences. Maybe that's what heaven is. All our pleasures dissolved easily under the tongue.

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 18

WHOLE MILK in white, oozing typeface against a blue background

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 17

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

black kitty Sabrina with litter on her nose

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 17

this! horse! is on fiiiiiiiiiiire 🎶

digital drawing created in procreate: it’s a bucking horse drawn in orangey-reds with flames coming off its mane, tail and hooves, with a glowing firey aura surrounding it against a grey background

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 17

i hear it’s the year of the fire horse tomorrow (sounds like we better buckle up)

old charcoal sketch of horses fighting by ramming their heads into each other

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 15

chuck e cheese was secondary to the mad hatter growing up in toronto in terms of the “cool” place to have your bday so i have less chuck e cheese specific memories than from here (and while there were no animatronic animals, i feel it embodies the “spirit” of the OG chuck E)

blog TO description of the mad hatter:

The Mad Hatter
The closest thing Toronto has to kindertrauma folklore - and it actually existed. It's nigh on impossible to describe the Mad Hatter birthday experience, chiefly because you swore an oath on your life never to repeat the details, especially to grown-ups!
Like a softer Fight Club crossed with a harder Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in a horror-movie basement festooned with urine stained pillows, filthy shopping carts and miles of projectile birthday cake. Arrive in a hearse, leave after a prison-style hose-down. The stuff of legend.

a “whipped cream fight” at the where kids just slopped unwhipped heavy cream at each other with cupped hands prior to being hosed down with cold water from an actual garden hose

“bumper cars” at the mad hatter (which is just a bunch of kids riding in shopping carts and slamming into each other)

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 15

this is just who i am now

a close crop of “the what?” lady, fake smiling and looking intense

Udont Sei@udontsei· Feb 15

furthermore ☝🏻 i think autocorrect should just ✨work✨ (had to consult a dictionary to spell “necessitate”, these assholes got me reliant on spellcheck to begin with and then just brick the whole thing??) gtfoutta here