Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY

@ugobananas

I've never played a video game in my life. Ergonomically blasphemous. Holy disruptor. Disabled but I don't *look* disabled. Xian agnostic. Wisconsinite in Arkansas. Bi. She/her. (ko-fi.com/janamhall)

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Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· 6h

Y'all I do our church's social media and I write up posts for commemorations/feast days and coming up next week is the commemoration for THIS FUCKING GUY

Painting of Samuel Johnson in a white wig staring baffled at a pamphlet he's reading, the same painting of meme fame (used for reactions such as "what did I just read")

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· 21h

I mean come on.

Michael Schoeffling and Gabrielle Anwar in another still from the film Wild Hearts Can't be Broken. They're sitting relaxed on a ramp on a horse trailer. She's lying on her back with her arms crossed behind her head wearing a white shirt with the sleeves rolled to the elbows and dark green riding breeches. He's sitting next to her with he's knees bent and elbows resting on them, holding his hat. He's wearing dark grey pants tucked into black boots and a light blue long sleeve button down. He has the classic floppy 90s heart throb haircut.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· 21h

Davey Jones (I'm not that old, just watched reruns of the Monkees as a preschooler), next was Gabrielle Anwar in Wild Hearts can't be broken. That film was the bisexual awakening for many horse girls like me.

Gabrielle Anwar, a petit, light skinned woman with short, dark blonde hair under a red beret, and Michael Schoeffling, a tall muscular white man with dark brown hair wearing a fedor or trilby style hat. They're both admiring a grey horse.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· 21h

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Snippet from an article from This week video games: update 13 August 2026: this week in videogames requested a follow-up comment from saber interactive, and received the following statement from Karch:

“Stella who? I had to ask Claude because I have never spoken to her or seen her. We have already said we are using AI for certain parts of the game and will update the Steam page once we have finalized the feature set.

“Let me clarify that the entire story script, were it to win an award, would go to someone who can walk up on stage and receive it. It was always our intention to reveal this until Stella violated her confidentiality clause and revealed this before we were ready.

“We look at our use of AI in this particular game, which will be a lower priced title, as a plus for consumers,” he said.

“As far as Stella is concerned, she was replaced by someone more talented and terminated for a variety of reasons a few months later. From what I can gather she enjoys controversy even more than I do. I would frankly in retrospect have been happy to replace her with AI. At least we would be dealing with someone programmed to be honest.”

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· 1d

Were you born yet during the 2016 election season

Guardian headline from 2016 reads: Trump won't win

Cnbc article from 2016 with the line "Trump can't soon win, Politico's Ben White says"

Economist headline reads: why the press said Trump could never win

The Nation headline from 2016 reads: Relax, Donald Trump can't win

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· 1d

Between the Dallas freeways and this I realized why I don't visit Texas often.

Screenshot from Blue sky asking me to verify my identity to prove my age as required by Texas law.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· 6d

Late stage capitalism is amazing.

Caption from a streaming service, it reads: Our Universe begins after ads. (Our Universe is capitalized to indicated that it's actually the title of the series."

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· 19d

No this is not AI my dog is just like that.

A very large red bullmastiff dog sitting on my lap. I'm a white woman with long brown hair in a pony tail. The dog looks comically huge compared to me.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· Jun 15

What kind of beetle is this? Spotted in Arkansas. Content warning for people who don't like seeing bugs.

Big olive green beetle with dark spikey legs. Body is similar in shape to a scarab or rhinoceros beetle.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· Jun 14

As part of my deconstruction I've been doing a class through my Episcopal church, the first two years of which involve reading the entire Bible (from a much more academic standpoint). Finally wrapping it up!

Photo of one of my Bibles opened to the book of Revelation. The previous pages are all heavily marked with colorful tabs.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· Jun 5

I've gotta get out of this town, man.

facebook post. Photo shows a standard sized US flag on a pole above a Walmart, appears to be in decent condition from the photo. The post reads: The flag at the supercenter in [redacted] Arkansas is once again tattered and torn. I've called corporate twice now results [sic]. I'll be shopping at Kroger. I'd like all veterans to join me!

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· Jun 4

My dog is ridiculous

Photo of a giant red bull mastiff, he's on his back with his legs up and front paws bent and a very silly looking toothy "grin"

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· Jun 3

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tweet from Kenn Dunn: you sound bitter for someone who benefited from a stolen erection [sic].

Reply from Hunter Biden: I've never stolen an erection in my life.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 25

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Spray paint graffiti reads: plato fuckin sux

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 24

Update. Got the ones in the first photo sorted, gathered up more off the floor.

Same container from the first photo showing the small craft rubber bands sorted in compartments by color, and a bowl next to it full of mixed colors waiting to be sorted.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 24

Your reaction to this image tells me exactly where you are on the spectrum

An organizer box with small compartments. Some are full of small craft rubber bands sorted by color. There is a huge pile of rubber bands all mixed colors, waiting to be sorted.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 15

I ordered a red bean bun was not prepared

A pink sweet bun that looks like a cute little pig

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 11

"Doesn't apply? don't reply!" Lmao

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 11

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User mangonetics posts:
Transition holds the same role in crossdressing manga that Marxism holds in all cyberpunk media

User frail gun asks then to elaborate.

Mangonetics replies:
the author seeks to address a very real grievance with society (capitalism, number of girls in it) from an amateurish position of having not read any theory, so they wax poetic about a problem as if nobody's ever thought of it before or posited any solutions (communism, estrogen) to an equally unread audience ("men") who think the author's a genius for being the first to ever talk about this.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 10

Alternatively modern solutions.

Amazon product page for a bulk order of 1000 lighters

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 10

Off to a good start!

screenshot from the introduction to The Longest Journey, it's supposed to show an old lady telling a girl a story in a cozy cabin in front of a fire, but the characters are completely glitched out.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 10

Oh wtf I do own them on Steam. Welp now I know what I'm doing tonight.

Screenshot of steam library showing the games Dreamfall: The Longest Journey and The Longest Journey.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 10

I regret to inform you it's not longer available on steam, so sorry.

Steam product news, dated February 22, 2022. image simply says "Announcement" and the text reads: Announcement about retiring the game. After discussion, the developer and we, the publisher of this product has reached an agreement to stop the distribution of the game on Steam.

We apologize for the inconvenience this may caused and would like to continue to offer support for those who've already purchased the game.

Thank you for your love and support.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 10

Lol oh my god, do it. Even if this somehow went viral I'd never reach the end.

Get to know my shame (but shame is crossed out) steam backlog

1 like = 1 game I own but have never played

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 10

(with alt text) Also the idea that people across ideological and political spectrums haven't been openly critical of the series since day 1 is hilarious

Anonymous bluesky post:
need a writer of mass effect to come out as a transphobe or some shit so people can post hoc analyze the work thru a more critical lens finally and realize it was always deeply flawed

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 9

Honestly the most impressive commitment to the bit.

A player character in Final Fantasy 14, named Hobo Ohbobo. He's a roegadyn, looks like a giant human. He has light green skin, an afro style haircut with a beard, and he's wearing black and white pants with black boots, a beaded necklace, but no shirt. He's shown flexing for the camera.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 7

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poster for the 2026 film The Odyssey. The title of the film is written using greek letters to replace letters in the latin alphabet that they resemble (the e's are sigma, the Y's are psi, and the O is theta). They also use roman numerals for the release date, for some reason.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· May 7

Literally this

Four panel comic by Matt Bors. Panel one: woman looking at phone saying "my god these Trump people are racist." A man in a Maga hat leans in the frame and interjects with, "that attitude is what's pushing me to be racist." Panel two: woman replies, "say what?" To which the man responds, "might as well! You say I'm a nazi so fine, I'll be a nazi if that makes you happy." Panel three: woman, baffled, replies: "it... doesn't." Man, angry, stands holding a nazi uniform and says: "I bought this Waffen SS uniform for Halloween. You'll cry 'offensive' so maybe I'll just wear it every day." Panel four; man is shaving his head as another man gives him a swastika tattoo. He says "I just hate to do this. I feel bullied, really."

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· Apr 27

Lol what.

A reverse image search of the image in the original post showing 196 results, the first one having been indexed by the image search in February 2008.

Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY@ugobananas· Apr 27

I have nothing against veganism and fully support the choices vegans make in general but what is going on here.