R. Fuckminster Buller (@uhlume) · DIRTY

R. Fuckminster Buller

@uhlume

Either war is obsolete or men are.

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R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· 28d

A masculine human figure (Walter White) with slightly shaggy dark brown hair stands with his back to the camera, seemingly surveying the desolate dirt road extending before him as it winds through a deep canyon between two mesas.

He is wearing a light green dress shirt, tucked loosely into the waistband of the "tighty whitey" underwear which are his only pants. On his feet he wears brown leather loafers with darker brown socks. Held loosely in his right hand, which hangs slack at his side, is a pistol.

His posture appears dejected.

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Jul 15

real "hold my beer" energy from the WSJ here

screenshot of a Wall Street Journal article header, dated July 13, 2026 9:55 PM ET

Headline: Person Is Killed in ICE-Involved Shooting in Maine

Subhead: Immigrant-rights groups say person shot was a 26-year-old man from Colombia

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Jun 6

little is known and less spoken of the stunningly brief career of the sixth Spice Girl

Close-up photograph of items on a pale bamboo cutting board. Starting from the the upper left of the frame and proceeding clockwise we can see the edge of a package of light-green Castelvetrano olives, the bottom of a bright green bottle of olive oil, the side of a plastic tub of pickles, and finally, occupying the bottom of the frame, the blade of a stainless steel chef's knife, resting on its side. Occupying the center of the frame and nestled between the other objects is a wedge of cream-colored white cheese networked with with faint veins of a brownish spice mixture, still in a plastic wrapper. Affixed to the wrapper is half of a printed grocery store label, reading: "JERK SPICE."

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Dec 28

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

Kyuss – Welcome to Sky Valley (1994)

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Dec 10

Actual Bluesky challenge: post your favourite work of art from 50 years before you were born.

Frida Kahlo's painting, Self-portrait in a Velvet Dress.

A pale, dark-haired woman with heavy eyebrows, elegant features, and a distant expression stands in front of a stylized nighttime ocean scene, wearing a dark red dress with an orange and black patterned collar and a plunging neckline.

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Nov 17

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Album art for The Cure - Wish

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Oct 14

lol

screen capture of two successive posts from Bluesky user @onestpress.onestnetwork.com

Olga Nesterova
@onestpress.onestnetwo...

Once again. I will not tolerate hatred.

October 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM

Olga Nesterova5
@onestpres....

Telling me what "credible journalism is" while you are not the one receiving hateful emails in masses and threats from all kind of sides. Calm down. Be decent. Don't like something - politely disagree. Unsubscribe. Do what makes your life better. And I will do the same. Be well.

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Sep 19

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Sep 18

Ben Kingsley and Jacki Weaver in Perpetual Grace, LTD

Steve Conrad and Jimmi Simpson in Perpetual Grace, LTD

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Sep 17

i have so many questions

"Do not return the item," the letter says in bold type.

The bottles of Kirkland Signature Prosecco Valdobbiadene are at risk of exploding, even if they're just sitting on a counter, Costco said.

People who have one of the bottles are advised to leave it unopened and to wrap it in paper towels and put it in a plastic bag before discarding it in the garbage can.

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Aug 23

fine, I will just this once ... *sigh* hand it to him

@chatterton.bsky.social:

It's actually far, far worse on Bluesky. The nastiness and vitriol here makes X look civilized and high-minded by comparison

The close-minded scolds on here shouldn't flatter themselves

@proptermalone.bsky.social:

if I wanted to get dunked on less I would simply write better

@chatterton.bsky.social:

What's your real name so I can see what you've published?

@proptermalone.bsky.social:

what about your personal history as an author makes you think that getting published is evidence of quality?

August 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM

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R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Aug 21

now with alt text:

Excerpt from a dissenting opinion by Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson:

In a broader sense, however, today's ruling is of a piece with this Court's recent tendencies. "[R]ight when the Judiciary should be hunkering down to do all it can to preserve the law's constraints," the Court opts instead to make vindicating the rule of law and preventing manifestly injurious Government action as difficult as possible. Id., at (JACKSON, J., dissenting) (slip op., at 21). This is Calvinball jurisprudence with a twist. Calvinball has only one rule: There are no fixed rules. We seem to have two: that one, and this Administration always wins.

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Aug 16

Still from the animated series Family Guy, showing Peter Griffin thoughtfully stroking his chin balls

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Aug 14

nice try, clanker

Screenshot of a Yahoo article titled "The “Godfather of AI” Has a Bizarre Plan to Save Humanity From Evil AI" by Maggie Harrison Dupré

Below the title is a button inviting the reader to "Generate Key Takeaways," presumably using a large language model ("AI")

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· May 31

it's been a long week

photo: close 3/4 shot of a blue Great Dane dog. the dog is lying on the floor with his chin propped on the forward edge of a couch, gazing soulfully into the camera

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· May 23

happy world goth day to all who celebrate

Screenshot of a tweet by
@melaniefoxfire

I'm not dyslexic you're dyslexic

Embedded photograph shows a black-on-white printed sign taped to a beige surface. The sign reads

CLOTH
GOWNS
ONLY

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· May 16

lol, slapped down. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_ta...

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R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· May 7

We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.

A photograph of Terry Pratchett laughing, mouth flung wide and eyes squinched shut with mirth. He wears a neatly trimmed medium length white beard, rimless glasses, a dark collared shirt, and a low black bowler cap. A sterling is perched calmly atop his hat.

photograph by Brad Wakefield

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· May 2

sure, the US is a 5-alarm dumpster fire. but on the other hand, this guy

An adult male blue Great Dane dog, sprawled on an outdoor dog bed, rim-lit by bright, low-angle sunlight, wearing an infectious toothy grin as he proudly displays the large stick held in his jaws.

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· May 1

I am no longer able to see a picture of Marc Andreessen without thinking of this exchange

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Apr 29

That and 3(b) seem like significant escalations.

(b) Within 60 days of the date of this order, the Attorney General shall review all ongoing Federal consent decrees, out-of-court agreements, and post-judgment orders to which a State or local law enforcement agency is a party and modify, rescind, or move to conclude such measures that unduly impede the performance of law enforcement functions.

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Apr 29

Sec. 5. Holding State and Local Officials Accountable. The Attorney General shall pursue all necessary legal remedies and enforcement measures to enforce the rights of Americans impacted by crime and shall prioritize prosecution of any applicable violations of Federal criminal law with respect to State and local jurisdictions whose officials:
(a) willfully and unlawfully direct the obstruction of criminal law, including by directly and unlawfully prohibiting law enforcement officers from carrying out duties necessary for public safety and law enforcement; or
(b) unlawfully engage in discrimination or civil-rights violations under the guise of “diversity, equity, and inclusion” initiatives that restrict law enforcement activity or endanger citizens.

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Apr 18

imagine wanting this bad to be Musk's Mini Me

Excerpt from statement of Alex Doe in NATIONAL TREASURY EMPLOYEES UNION, et al., Plaintiffs, v. RUSSELL VOUGHT, in his official capacity as Acting Director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, et al., Defendants.

...

6. DOGE member Gavin Kliger managed the RIF. He kept the team up for 36 hours straight to ensure that the notices would go out yesterday (April 17). Gavin was screaming at people he did not believe were working fast enough to ensure they could go out on this compressed timeline, calling them incompetent.

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Apr 16

A film that takes place where you're from

A still from The Lost Boys (1987). Four vampires, presenting as young men in punk attire, stand in a cave setting, holding lit torches. Left to right: Kiefer Sutherland (David), Billy Wirth (Dwayne), Alex Winter (Marko), Brooke McCarter (Paul)

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Apr 13

you're not kidding

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Apr 7

jesus goatfucking christ, they did what 😬

April 4 2025 tweet from the DOGE Twitter account:

The @USGSA IT team just saved $1M per year by converting 14,000 magnetic tapes (70 yr old technology for information storage) to permanent modern digital records.

Readers added context:
Despite its age, magnetic tape is still highly favorable for long-term, static data archives. It offers cost-effectiveness (cheaper than disk/cloud), longevity (outlasts disk drives), offline security (resists cyber threats), and high capacity (up to 50TB per tape). research.ibm.com/blog/tape-dens… corodata.com/tape-backups-s…

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Mar 26

right, you mean like this?

Cropped screenshot from Jeffrey Goldberg's phone showing settings for the Signal group "Houthi PC small group." The Disappearing Messages option is set to 1 week.

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Mar 20

perhaps it is time to destroy phone either way, excellent diagnosis by @katewagner.bsky.social of McMansion Hell fame

To put it a different way, part of our collective feeling of futurelessness, I believe, is caused by design. In phoneworld, it's not just that we're getting the news. It's that we're getting the news, and the knee-jerk reactions of hundreds of people to that news, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, locking us into an eternal present where the time passes in huge slices and nothing changes beyond the movement of the thumb along the glass screen. In phoneworld, politics closes in on us with the sheer repetitive brunt of this hopelessness.

Because of this subjugation, we are unable to give space to our own thoughts and feelings, unable to act because we just want to see what's next in the feed. Maybe it'll be good news, maybe it'll be funny, maybe it'll be smart (less a possibility these days), but in order to get that glimpse of hope or at least of levity, one has to suffer through the same iterations of terribleness...

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Feb 19

what a surprising revelation

Except from the quote-posted Texas Observer investigation:

“America is a White nation, founded by Whites. … Our country should favor us,” GlomarResponder wrote last month. “All blacks are foreign to my people, dumb fuck,” the account posted in September of last year. “Freedom of association hasn’t existed in this country since 1964 at the absolute latest,” GlomarResponder wrote four months prior, further clarifying the post was referring to the Civil Rights Act of 1964 in a reply to a comment. “I’m not a commie, I’m a fascist,” GlomarResponder posted a couple weeks later. “Fascists solve communist problems. Get your insults right, retard.”

R. Fuckminster Buller@uhlume· Feb 18

"To the best of our knowledge" fool, you don't even know what "probationary" means

Excerpt from quote-posted Rolling Stone article on FAA firings:

Musk posted on X on Monday: "To the best of our knowledge, no one affecting safety has been fired."