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Umar Ditta

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Umar Ditta@umarditta· 3d

*The Good Place "Jason figured it out? Jason?" meme*

GB news. Opinion - I don't say it lightly, but it's time for Ricky Gervais to quit TV - Netflix's Alley Cats is woeful.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 4d

I'm sorry but this is just ludicrous.

Ludicrous in 2008 from Wikipedia.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 5d

I'm bringing John David Washington-energy to this bitch.

Thief the killer silence of the lambs and RoboCop.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 8d

Eli Roth is like the Uwe Boll of directors.

Horror films
Review
Ice Cream Man review – Eli Roth’s junky slasher is one of year’s worst horrors

1 star out of 5

The Hostel and Thanksgiving director takes a massive stumble with a rushed retro horror made on the cheap

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 8d

Jaws but the "a" is a "v".

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 10d

A regular bluesky user.

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But I make hundreds of on par, if not better jokes, and everyone ices me?".

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 13d

I had some free time this evening and took my son to the BJJ club I train at for a looky loo. It's always cute to watch these macho dudes fawn over a little baby lol

A photo over the shoulder of my son as he watches 3 pairs of men practising Brazilian Jujitsu on a blue mat.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 16d

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Mr Blobby the album. Atone before His Royal Blobbyness.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 18d

Yup. Just like we all went to Mars in 2011, 2016 and 2020. What a fucking idiot.

The headline"'Money won't matter in 2036': Elon Musk says AI will reshape the global economy" with a picture of a South African fascist on top.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 18d

Look at my @cbbworld.bsky.social all-stars ❤️ @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @andydaly.bsky.social

Andy Daly, Paul F Tompkins and Scott Aukerman on a Comedy Bang Bang stage.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 19d

Pregaming here.

Coconut and butter cream bun in my hand.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 21d

It's two months away but...

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 22d

"Babe, I don't think this file you torrented is The Odyssey."

3:21:35 why they arrested me. Cobratate. Image of a little scared boy sitting on a black leather chair.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 22d

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Umar Ditta@umarditta· 26d

Ew...gross.

A chatgpt magazine in Tesco.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 27d

Christopher Nolan would be turning in his grave right now.

A Fortnite news square on the PS5 start screen showing two characters from The Odyssey but as Fortnite skins. "The Odyssey Outfits".

Umar Ditta@umarditta· 28d

Still on my bullshit.

A mirror selfie of me wearing a vest and tracksuit bottoms in the gym.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· Jul 10

Hell yeah, my dudes

A portable AC box.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· Jul 8

I don't go on Facebook much, because why would you, but I saw someone post this AI shit on a local art group, that I'm a member of, and I had to call it out in the only way I know how. Flippantly.

A post of a ugly AI poster for an open call for artists on the Lancashire Artists Facebook page.

My comment "Using AI to promote an art event is like using the sex offenders registry to find your child's private tutor.

Please do better."

Umar Ditta@umarditta· Jul 7

Five words horror story.

7 degrees warmer than today.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· Jul 7

Even Lukaku scored?!?

A still from the good place.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· Jul 6

New reaction meme unlocked.

Mexico's manager cackling like a maniac.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· Jul 6

❌ Hydration Break ✅ Hyrax Break

A cute rock hyrax looking straight at you.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· Jul 1

Nah, I think I'll have to do it properly to fully honour him ❤️

Umar Ditta@umarditta· Jun 28

I'm building a team.

Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Bandit.

Burt Reynolds in White Lightening.

Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.

Burt Reynolds in Hooper.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· Jun 26

All AI posters look like this. Harpic are due some royalties from these clankers.

Harpic power plus bottles on a shelf in Morrisons.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· Jun 26

I must be a maniac to train in this fucking heat.

A sweaty selfie of me in my BJJ gi with my purple belt and a grey towel on my shoulder.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· Jun 26

What's the verdict on this attempt of a Mediterranean-inspired drip check?

My mirror selfie.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· Jun 26

I'll take that.

Your results. 80% woke 20% chud. 28% techbro 72% neo-luddite. 38% hopepiled 62% doomer. 81% Davos 19% Dubai. Your closest match: Ed Zitron podcaster and pundit.

Umar Ditta@umarditta· Jun 24

May I present to you for #makeaterriblecomicday: So Much Loss.

A crude pastiche of loss meme comic where each panel has the loss comic recreated where each line exists. It's really dumb and terrible.