UnbeGnomest

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Lead Developer of "Pun & Paper", a WIP free TTRPG releasing under Creative Commons; he/him; mono cis ⚤; gnome🔺️ 🚫🗣️Do Not Solicit 🔞 MDNI 🚫🧊 🚫👑 🇺🇦 🇯🇴 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦋🌈♾️ #HumanFuckingRights

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UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 15

Bravissima. This is a pearl beyond price. Takes me back to the dieselpunk barnstorming and needle threading I did in Crimson Skies.

Box art from the dieselpunk dogfighting game, Crimson Skies.

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 15

i ended up just using a meme generator. the artist has a busy schedule.

The "Come and Take It" flag, popular in Texas with people who don't wash their fucking scrotums.

Yes, there it is, another meme of my creation. I made a cannon into a sex toy. You're very welcome.

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 14

yup

excerpt from an interview by David Brooks of Barack Obama:

Out of the blue I asked, “Have you ever read Reinhold Niebuhr?”

Obama’s tone changed. “I love him. He’s one of my favorite philosophers.”

So I asked, What do you take away from him?

“I take away,” Obama answered in a rush of words, “the compelling idea that there’s serious evil in the world, and hardship and pain. And we should be humble and modest in our belief we can eliminate those things. But we shouldn’t use that as an excuse for cynicism and inaction. I take away ... the sense we have to make these efforts knowing they are hard, and not swinging from naïve idealism to bitter realism.”

beneath this, a post, "i just want to remind everyone that we once had presidents who talked like this and we still can again."

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 14

Meme. Gravity Falls. Panel containing Schmebulock looking deeply uncomfortable is captioned, "When I think of how much work my ttrpg will take to finish". Panel containing Tyler Cutebiker saying, "Git it! Git it!" is captioned, "When I see an independent ttrpg creator publish their masterpiece".

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 14

¿Por qué no todos? I like Brian Froud's "no two goblins are identical, or even vaguely similar" aesthetic if every weapon wielding weirdo in the dungeon is a different, distinct little guy, gal, or nonbinary pal, it gives the experience more flavor, I feel

Brian Froud's goblins from Labyrinth, waiting with bated breath for Sarah to finally say the thing. Where'd she get that rubbish? It doesn't even start with, "I wish"!

Maleficent's magnificent myriad of monstrous miniature muggers, her army of little guys. Pignose is a personal favorite.

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 14

Meme. Image, two hands high-fiving decorated with rainbow colored accessories at a Pride Parade. Caption, Always Sunny in Philadelphia font, "May I offer you a nice PRIDE-FIVE in these trying times?"

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 14

Against a diagram of an ischemic stroke destroying brain tissue, an excerpt from the classic spng from film Prince of Egypt: "There can be miracles when you believe"

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 8

Meme. Leopard with a bloody muzzle.

Caption: "... man, faces are fucking delicious"

"delicious" is displayed in red to contrast the tan text of the previous words

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 8

I have a book recommendation on this topic. Also, I do not recommend looking up what Piers Anthony actually looks like. The horrifying visage is still burned into my retinas.

This Bluesky post by Rue/deathcarpets states, "The gendering of incubus/succubus is one of the great injustices of our time, incubus and succubus (sic) are entities that anybody ca embody and as a female incubus this is absolute (sic) my first priority in the fight for gender liberation, i cannot think of anything better to dedicate my energy to"

This is a picture of a hardback copy of "If I Pay Thee Not in Gold" by Piers Anthony and Mercedes Lackey, set against a red background.

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 6

Meme, format of the "A HIDING MAN WILL GRAB YOU" sign.

Sign reads, "Do no post like a trash. No AI. No DM. No horni. No spam. No bigot. No ask for $. A HIDING MAN WILL GRAB YOU"

Sign also displayspictures of a hand holding a crack pipe, a man and woman embracing with a little heart between them, and what can only be the hiding man that grabs you. His face is a haunting mockery of humanity that will live in my nightmares forever.

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 3

lisan al gaib

Everett McGill playing Fremen naib Stilgar in the 1984 film Dune, remarking of Paul Atreides, "Again, it is the legend."

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 3

Glory to Arstotzka! Jorji Costava is a recurring character in the game Papers, Please. While he will waste your time (goddamn it, Jorji, Cobrastan don't real), he is sadly about the closest thing you have in the game to a friend.

In this meme, Jorji says in the captions, "Nice procedural efficiency you've got there. Be a real shame if something... happened to it"

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 1

meme format is the "I lived bitch" text message

meme caption reads "the tulpa you made back in 2018, permeating the pericosm of your lucid dreams and asserting autonomy"

art is "Stellarscape II" by Spanish artist Oriol Angrill Jordà

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 1

happy pride month

The performance direction on this piece of sheet music reads "Suddenly very gay"

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 1

Imhotep, High Priest of Osiris, Adviser to Seti the First, and Hombre Number Two of Anck-su-namun, wishes you Happy Pride.

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· Jun 1

a very merry lgbtqia to all who observe

Kiraffi in this image created heraldry for several of the lgbtqia sexual orientations, gender identities, and lifestyles we celebrate during Pride.

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· May 31

prepare yourself mentally grandmas these days are... built different

Grandma Joyce demonstrates a horse-killing sword technique of the Hokage Ryu with her ōdachi.

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· May 30

I eeeeeh have a type

One stick figure interviews, another who is very, very visibly blushing. The blushing figure confesses that dark fae stealing his bones is what has him flushed.

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· May 29

yup - contrarianism both invites and invents persecution many ttrpg devs are problematic in one way or another, I say, as a problematic dev myself author Raggi IV's public stance seems reasonable-sounding; "play the games you like, fuck what others think" but LotFP gives ick for true

Cartoon great dane Scooby Doo of Mystery Incorporated looks on in nameless horror. He speaks in captions, in his own characteristic manner, saying, "Ruh-roh, Raggi" followed by "Rats really rucked-up".

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· May 25

solidarity post

ShenComix four panel, in which an old man warns a torch-wielding Shen there's no coming back if he traverses the inky abyss of internet fandom. Shen solemnly asserts he has to know what happened to his friends, and the old man in sympathy and awe marks him as a fool.

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· May 25

there's a critical design flaw in the "retreat into an underground bunker" strat

This process flowchart takes us from our initial point, the municipal wastewater and sewage system, through a high capacity industrial fluid pump, connecting to both a runoff sluice to handle overflow and the air intake manifold of an underground bunker, for an endpoint result of billionaires getting exactly what they deserve.

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· May 23

I can personally attest to this I'm an agnostic atheist, and I am so, so dumb Just an absolute unit

Four panel meme, JJ Abrams Star Trek, Kirk and Bones talking on the transport. Conversation goes like so:

Bones: "Ex-wife took everything in the divorce."

Kirk: "Why don't you just replicate new stuff?"

Bones: "..."

Bones: "Ah shit I'm dumb"

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· May 22

Sorrowing Old Man (At Eternity's Gate) is an oil painting by Vincent van Gogh. In the painting is an older, balding, bearded man in blue clothing and brown leather shoes. He is sitting on a plain wooden chair by a small hearth fire. He is clutching his balled fists to his head while hunching over because life is full of agonizing truth.

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· May 15

Heroes of Might and Magic for sure, and several of the historic themed real-time strategy games had this My favorite context sensitive cursors are the set from 7th Guest. Pulsing brain skull and beckoning skeletal finger top tier Wagging, scolding skeleton finger can go straight to hell, though

Screenshot from puzzle game 7th Guest, the cake slice puzzle, showcasing the beckoning finger. Old Man Stauf was such a lovingly polished vaudevillian asshole.

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· May 15

I made a meme about how my brain betrays me when I open Bluesky, selecting Discover when I know that only pain and frustration waits there. For this meme, I used the Gene Wilder version of Willy Wonka in the Wonkavator, with Charlie and Grandpa Joe. Charlie here is my brain and also my brain is a goddamned idiot that never listens to me.

I guess Grandpa Joe here is the septum pellucidum, a vestigial part of the brain that is completely useless in adulthood. Grandpa Joe could have hopped up at any time to help, but no. Nooooo, not a finger to help the washerwoman and paperboy buying your tobacco. Not until there's a chocolate factory to explore - then we're magically all better, right, Joe?

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· May 14

be sure to give your muscles a warm up so you're limber before you carry around all that excellent taste in music

A young brown haired woman in neutral colored workout clothes uses a wooden dowel to stretch out the muscles of her shoulders, arms, and back.

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· May 14

Skeleton, chained to chair at the bottom of the sea floor, captioned "... though records indicate he did purchase a ticket for a return flight, airport security cameras confirm he never entered the airport. Local police say the search is still ongoing..."

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· May 7

Young Atreyu, warrior of the Plains People who hunt the purple buffalo, struggles with his white horse Artax in the Swamp of Sorrows.

The 1984 film Neverending Story was full of moments of intrepid, dreamlike adventure. There's also this scene where THE HORSE GIVES UP AND DROWNS IN MUD AS HIS BEST FRIEND PLEADS AND SCREAMS IN AGONIZING LOSS in this, a film for children.

Captioned, "It's absolute horses"

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· May 6

UnbeGnomest@unbegnomest· May 5

something something every sakura blossom is perfect something something a life spent in contemplation is not wasted something something idk, man, everyone I've interacted claiming to have a blueprint of how folk should spend their finite, irrevocable seconds of life turned out to be a real d-bag