CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI

@uncle6

Numbers 22:30 “the personality of the honey badger, the conviction of Lex Luthor and the work ethic of the dog from Hee Haw.” Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw @ms8.bsky.social tolerates my nonsense as a vocation ;] 躺平

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¿Es tu perfil?Reclámalo y uncle6.dirty.social es tuyo.Reclamar perfil

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· 25d

Saw one on vacation and thought about trying to cram it into the checked baggage

A black Microlino parked in Bern, Switzerland

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· 25d

Never told a joke etc

Dawn patrol at the Taco Bell on the beach at Pacifica

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· 26d

Yeah, this is why I had to download some camera apps in Sept 2020

No filter. This was the sky in Mountain View, California, at noon during the biggest fires in Sept 2020

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· 28d

Happy 9th birthday to Moriarty “Morty” the Corgi, aka Mortevious Barko, aka Bartevious Morto, aka Pooky, aka The Bill Himself, shown here with the only thing in the world he truly cares for: food

Morty, a black brown and white 9yo corgi, contemplates packages of treats given him from his girrrrrlfriiiiieeeend, a rising sophomore at UC Davis

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 11

Whiskey Ginger. Because it’s a high ball

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 11

A squirrel in fatigues says “I didn’t realize these nuts were classified”

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 11

The previous Mr C was some kind of silver muscle daddy

Old trying to be buff Mr C in a basketball jersey

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 11

After a long day and a long delay, I have repaired my sidearm and can once again keep that MFin thang on me That MFin thang:

Depa Billaba’s lightsaber. She was Mace Windu’s padawan and in turn trained Caleb Dume/Kannan Jarus. And it’s black and gold.

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 9

LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 9

Can I interest you in a mid century modern style tracking board for BART and Caltrain with live updates every 10 seconds? Merry Christmas from @ravenhs.bsky.social to me and @ms8.bsky.social, who was legit whopperjawed at the sight.

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 8

So my Mexican dinner last night (in Palo Alto I grant you) was shrimp stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon.

I AM A DUMB BITCH WITH TERRIBLE
TASTE
I WILL NEVER CHANGE
I WILL NEVER IMPROVE
THAT IS A PROMISE

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 5

DAT ASSSSSSSSSS redux

Replacement level white dude in a blue ball cap with a jackass wearing an Uncle Sam top hat, which is about what we’ve earned after 250 years. Fancy donkey

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 5

This sandwich should have come with a spliff to help get it all down

Turkey, Swiss avocado, and bacon on Dutch crunch with can for scale

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 5

My founding fathers

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 3

PAUSA DE HIDRATICION

Replacement level white dude in a fur coat drinks a tall Swiss beer

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 3

Pausa de Hidratacion

Discretion Brewing’s “Ten Million Flowers” honey-orange peel kolsch in a big can

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 2

Vanderbilt: "WE APOLOGIZE, WE ARE OUT OF FIREWORKS"

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 1

I have never told a joke on this app

England has a chain of Mexican restaurants called WAHACA.

Related: my days of not taking England seriously are coming to an abrupt middle

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jul 1

Show a picture that captures your essence

Replacement level white dude embraces a giant anthropomorphic Guinness pint

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jun 28

You rang?

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jun 26

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jun 26

Brown sugar latte while sat in a leather chair in a country store so far up in the redwoods that there’s no cell signal At All I live here now

As described above; brown sugar latte and a country store with redwoods out the window and a leather couch across from my leather chair.

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jun 26

I mean when you look like this you need to make sure the hat is right

Replacement level white dude in a flight jacket, Oakleys, goatee and a San Francisco Giants Progress Pride cap with no verse on it

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jun 26

Smash and grab for the AGES

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jun 25

Three years since the airlift really got popping…shout out to Verb and his Special Activities Division for one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen in 30+ years on the Internet. Community is real and teamwork really does make the dream work, even if it’s a dream like this

Fryin’ Nanni the Bloomin Onion chases the South Carolina Gamecock across the Outback Bowl. The Hell did I drink last night, transmission fluid?

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jun 22

Oh yeah, mine was a corvette dad, which I guess makes me a corvette dad now

Replacement level white dude in a Vandy cap giving a thumbs up out the window of a 1969 Corvette Stingray in Can-Am White with a black hardtop. I can hear this picture and you should be jealous you can’t.

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jun 21

Never told a joke on this app

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jun 20

The view from the former X-Men base in the Marin Headlands

The Golden Gate Bridge seen from the west with San Francisco sprawled beyond

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jun 20

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI@uncle6· Jun 17

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you