Huge news (real, but not really him):

New buddy cop drama just dropped M&M coming to ITVX soon

Fair play to FIFA though for supporting Rivaldo's transition; they're allies after all.

My dreams after eating cheese post-watershed be like

I listened to one of his recent albums and this verse creased me with laughter, from the song Every Day Is A Miracle.

Bought train beers. Spot the schoolboy error.

Three years since this moment in our totally not racist country

Holy shit

To turn this on its head, what David Gower is saying here, with full throated approval from The Telegraph is : Cricket needs to be more racist.

"Keep my wife's name out yo fuckin' mouth"

My summing up of the first half

Cittie of York - Holborn. Love this place

Quite Bonnie round here

Yeah, and I wonder what he would ensure happened to those women and girls while they were in custody

The BBC making sure the West's forever war continues

We go live now to Trent Bridge

Whatever we might have in this country, it's absolutely true that we have a two tier media

Quick ten question World Cup stats quiz now everyone has played 2 games. Answers in comments.

Hydration break

Leo Messi getting ready for a kick about with Gary Barlow's son

Roisin Murphy says she doesn't want any trans-people or trans-allies coming to her gigs. Also, Roisin Murphy has no upcoming gigs: In the same vein, I want no Reform voters to come to my Wembley Arena three week residency.

Report this racist filth please

Let this be your legacy Keir Starmer you piece of shit

Urgh, it called me a Tory

Some influencer doing influencer things