Valerie McFarlane-Gardner
@valtoslaughter
Reitred wrestler, now a commentator. @alyxgardner.bsky.social's wife. Mama x2. Music and the show make the world go round. ((EFEDDING, NOT SIMONE SIMONS))
My favourite part of the whole night? This woman making Brooklyn lose its mind.
Happy birthday, ya auld cunt. Love you. @chaoticemmamack.bsky.social
She did it! @chloemichaela.bsky.social (//Thanks @dominooooooooooooo.bsky.social!)
Off to see her granddad for the weekend for training. House is gonna be dead. And she's gonna be dead by the time she comes back. (And yes, dad grew a beard)
Trust my wee lady’s favourite gifts to be something small. Be remiss to point out that it was @alyxgardner.bsky.social’s idea.
Repeat: May is expensive. Happy birthday, @jojoofthenorth.bsky.social
Officially the parent of an adult. Happy birthday Chloe!
Meanwhile, mini Bill Nye with an entourage of trainee wrestlers around him at all times is 14 tomorrow 😭
The boys came to London for Future Shock. Was a great day before the show.
There absolutely was a fight about who got this egg between my children. Even though we bought two for that reason.
Being all broody on stage and shit (//Been trying to get a picture of this for weeks!)
Happy birthday, gorgeous. I love you. @alyxgardner.bsky.social
// Going to shows and unexpectedly getting Shades of the Sun’s music was deeeeefinitely a highlight last night. @alyxgardner.bsky.social
// This isn’t my picture (wasn’t even taken in glasgow!) but I think I have a new favourite picture of Simone 🥰
// It was a mad fourth wall break. I went to see Epica in concert tonight. Valerie’s base is their singer.
My handler went to see my picbase live tonight #whoneedsfourwalls
Lucky enough to call you legally mine for nine years. Happy anniversary, gorgeous @alyxgardner.bsky.social
@dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo: Come dae this FS thing wi' me! Me: Only if you're buying the coffee. Can't say she didn't deliver.
He scraped it off his goggles, shouting through the intercom: “The Clydeside Reds have got me a wi a piece an jeely bomb!”
When I say one of my favourite things about the last six months in ID is working with this man, I mean that. He's got a way of doing it that just clicks for everyone and you can see the respect everyone's got for him. @coachstockwell.bsky.social
//Saying that… @alyxgardner.bsky.social it’s the Gardners song 🤣