Jess Vandenberg

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📒 Freelance Designer & Illustrator 🌊🌵🍳🧰🌈✨ She/They ~*~*~*~ 🖥️ vandyink.com 🚫 NO AI/NFTS

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Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· 3d

THOG DRAG COMING SOON hahahahah (via Salina’s Instagram story) #bb28

A screenshot of a FaceTime between Frankie Grande and Salina Estitties dressed up in drag as Thog (Haley) from Big Brother 28.

The text reads “Just had the hottest FaceTime with Haley in the BB house.” And “ThogDrag coming soon”

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· 28d

My moon could be a little bluer, but the rest is definitely part of my regular color palette. 🥰

Header reads: My Pantone Birth Chart Palette

Gemini Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Leo Rising, Aries Venus. Colors: #F6C945 #5E5AA8 #F6B43D #F07B63

The graphic below is a square divided into 4 equal pieces that represent each of the colors above. Gemini Sun (Lemon Signal), Sagittarius Moon (Twilight Indigo), Leo Rising (Marigold Flash), Aries Venus (Spiced Coral).

The bottom reads: pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart
Independent Pantone-inspired palette tool. Not affiliated with Pantone LLC.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Jul 4

Tennessee needs to wake up or we will all burn. Here’s a very realistic portrait I drew of Marsha Blackburn. She’s the worst. #art

A very realistic red and yellow portrait of TN senator Marsha Blackburn, looking directly at the viewer with piercing blue Night King eyes, staring at you from hell.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Jun 12

I made these wooden floppy discs for my market last weekend! I’m really happy with how they came out (and they ready to hang on the wall!). I still have the black & red ones, but the others went to good homes. I’m excited to make more silly graphic stuff out of all my scrap wood. 💾✨

A blue geometric fabric is laid over a table on a floor of concrete. On top are 5 wood sculptures styled as larger floppy discs. They vary in color: black, green, blue, red, yellow. They all have a dimensional label with lines across it.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Jun 12

omfg FINALLY got my gold trophy in Cellblock. I didn't realize that tournament 11 would be a different board 😭 I'm so glad this is over with lmao.

A white box outlined with a thin red stroke. The image reads: "You Win!!! You have already earned your daily limit of Neopoints. You are allowed to continue playing, though. And, you've earned a Trophy!" Below is a glowing golden trophy of a monkey-type animal head. Text underneath reads "Congratulations! You have advanced to the next Tournament."

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· May 29

omg I did it, I finally beat NeoQuest on INSANE mode! 😮‍💨

The text reads "CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU HAVE BEATEN NEOQUEST! You receive a Gold NeoQuest Trophy!" and it shows a golden Lupe (a wolf-looking creature on Neopets) in the middle.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Apr 22

My Neopets account is 23 years old today! 😍

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Mar 2

I wish a very good day to whoever has my nephew's old phone number. Thank you for passing the vibe check ✨

A initial text sent by the poster at 8:39am, reading "Happy birthday! Hope you have a great one. Love you! 🎂✨" with a reply reading "Thanks but it's not my birthday wrong number....love u too"

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Feb 17

Happy Lunar New Year!! 2026 is year of the fire horse.🧧🔥🐎 #art

An illustration of a red fire-filled horse with a fire mane & style tail rearing up & jumping. The illustration has a fiery red & yellow background. "2026" is in red text in the upper left corner. "BURN" in yellow text is in the bottom right corner, with "Year of the Fire Horse" above it.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Feb 6

“cheese (from a) board” // woodcut painting 🧀🪵✨ #art

A bird’s eye view of a circular light wood cutting board sits on top of a bigger circular dark wood table. Two cheese cutting knives sit on either side of the board. A square piece of wood cut and painted to look like cheese sits on top in the center of the composition.

A side view of a circular light wood cutting board sits on top of a bigger circular dark wood table. Two cheese cutting knives sit on either side of the board. A square piece of wood cut and painted to look like cheese sits on top in the center of the composition.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Feb 5

only YOU can prevent Memphis Grizzlies slander #art

A vector illustration styled like Smokey the Bear's "ONLY YOU can prevent Wildfires" poster. The illustration shows a blue grizzly bear pointing at the viewer; he is wearing a snapback that says "GRIZZ" on the front. He wears a Memphis Grizzlies black/turquoise/red jersey & shorts, and he's holding a basketball. The text "ONLY YOU" is bold at the bottom.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Jan 23

Anyone play Pokemon Go? I need 3 new friends for a quest thing. Always like new friends too. :)

Pokemon Go Screenshot, features user Vandyink, user ID 6094 7518 0072 and a QR code to scan.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Jan 6

Illustrated a lil portrait of my amazing wife; she's the best. 💖 #art

The background is a gritty gradient from pink (top) to lavender (bottom). There is a portrait of a girl with pink & purple shoulder-length hair; she has purple circular glasses and a big smile. She has heart-shaped earrings, and 2 magenta hearts are on either side of the portrait.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Jan 1

New year, new avatar ✨ #art

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Dec 29

I read & watched both of these earlier this month.

A book cover of a prison hallway; the text reads: "THE #1 NEW YEAR TIMES BESTSELLER – STEPHEN KING – THE GREEN MILE".

A book cover of a highway with different silhouettes of people's shadows at the bottom; the text reads: "THE #1 NEW YEAR TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR – STEPHEN KING, WRITING AS RICHARD BACHMAN – THE LONG WALK".

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Dec 27

We had to say goodbye to Riley yesterday. She was 14.5 and the sweetest girl. I miss her so much, my heart is broken. 💔

A beautiful long hair black & brown dashing lays on her side in a grey dog bed, looking at the viewer.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Dec 18

I got this email from a client today and it's cracking me up

A screenshot of an email to me. There is (no subject) and the message reads: "I will pay you to end this and shut it down."

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Nov 30

Found a little rough sketch that I did when I was inspired to do this. I was also playing Bear & Breakfast at the time (2022), and there's an item called a "Possum Clock", which prompted my little silly brain to think about it like Kit-Cat Klocks and the cute little possum Jeffrey from OTGW.

An image of a black Kit-Cat Klock, a rough sketch of a possum clock that reads "Potatoes & Molasses", and a screenshot of Jeffrey the Possum from episode 3 of Over the Garden Wall.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Nov 30

Only 4 left of my 9x14 Potatoes & Molasses prints that I made, inspired by my favorite episode (3) of Over the Garden Wall. These were also inspired by Kit-Cat Klocks! The 11/3 on the clock also represents when OTGW premiered! I'm shipping some orders out first thing tomorrow if you want 1! :) #art

An illustration of a possum hanging from it's tail; it has a clock face on it's belly and is similar to the Kit-Cat Klocks, but this possum swings from it's tail VS the tail swinging. On the left side reads "POTATOES", an ampersand sits in the tail, and on the right side reads "MOLASSES". The print is inspired by episode 3 of the show "Over the Garden Wall".

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Nov 10

eye-see.jpg 📄👁️ #art 8” x 5.75” acrylic painting on recycled cedar

A physical version of a jpg icon hanging on a green wall. The icon is a piece of paper with the top right corner “folded over”. There is a “photograph” painting of a white barn with a red house in the middle of green garden rows. The sky is a bright blue. The barn is also slightly dimensional and rests on top of the rest of the jpg piece.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Nov 7

west.jpg 📄🏜️ #art 8” x 5.75” acrylic painting on recycled cedar

A physical version of a jpg icon hanging on a yellow wall. The icon is a piece of paper with the top right corner “folded over”. There is a “photograph” painting of red western canyons, yellow sand, and a moon between them.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Nov 5

sauron.jpg 📄👁️🔥 #art 8” x 5.75” acrylic painting on recycled cedar

A physical version of a jpg icon laying on a rocky surface. The icon is a piece of paper with the top right corner “folded over”. There is a “photograph” painting of the eye of Sauron.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Nov 4

red-moon-desert-XP.jpg 📄🌌 #art 8” x 5.75” acrylic painting on recycled cedar

A physical version of a jpg icon hanging on a blue wall. The icon is a piece of paper with the top right corner “folded over”. There is a “photograph” painting of the Windows XP wallpaper, Red Moon Desert, which features a red planet and a lone moon in the corner.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Nov 3

I made a real.jpg 📄🏞️ #art 8” x 5.75” acrylic painting on recycled cedar

A physical version of a jpg icon hanging on a pink wall. The icon is a piece of paper with the top right corner “folded over”. There is a “photograph” painting of two triangular green mountains with a bright yellow sun between them. Lego flowers are next to the icon in the picture.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Oct 28

We’re now a family of 8! (Omg wut) My wife FaceTimed me on Saturday, and this baby found her in a shopping mall parking lot, & she laid right at H’s feet. 🥺 Her name is Penny, & she’s SO sweet. About 10 month old Pittie, and is super submissive to our cats & lil Riley. She loves to cuddle. 😭💕

A brown pitbull sleeping against a person’s legs. The pup’s tongue is sticking out.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Oct 23

Just finished Blindness and wow; what a read. I borrowed Seeing, so I'll start that soon. DELIGHTED to learn there's a movie (watching now); love to watch a movie after finishing a book!

A book cover featuring a grid of geometric shapes/patterns in blue, black, red, and white. The text reads "Winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature; SARAMAGO; Blindness."

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Oct 21

I finished Doctor Sleep on our trip! I was enjoying it so much that I was reading it at the club on Dyke Night. I'm so excited to watch the movie now!

A red-tinted photo of a woman with a hat looking at the viewer. The text reads "Stephen King - Doctor Sleep - A Novel" in a text that resembles smoke.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Oct 4

what they asked for vs what they got 🚲☠️💎✨ #art #design #logo

A screenshot of a text that reads "I like the idea of something involving the pyramid and the crystal skull we made a lame flyer with Canva for reference" and below is a flyer that reads "MEMPHIS BIKE POLO PRESENTS MONSTER MASH SHUFFLE" over a photo of a crystal-eyed skull shining imposed over a giant pyramid.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Oct 2

Grizz, Smokey’s cousin, ain’t ducking no smoke. 🐻💨 #art 4 DAYS UNTIL GRIZZLIES BASKETBALL! 😍

An illustration of a "Smokey Bear" style blue grizzly bear wearing a GRIZZ snapback hat.

Jess Vandenberg@vandyink· Sep 18

Maybe if we all do this, something good will happen!!