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VeeTeez

@vanessatse

Web dev, succulents, gaming, yarn crafts, 3d printing, memes, but mostly #bayareafood "Mundus sine caesaribus" ~Jay Graber

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VeeTeez@vanessatse· 15d

Tweet by @FU_TangClan showing a humorous dialogue: Professor X asks 'what's your super power?' Person responds 'hindsight.' Professor X says 'that's not going to help us.' Final line reads 'yes I see that now' - playing on the irony that hindsight only helps after events occur.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· 22d

#hyperfixation #hobbies

alt="Tweet from Jeff Rose, CFP® (@jjeffrose): 'Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $20 on a new hobby. That $75 will be the best $500 you've ever spent.'"

VeeTeez@vanessatse· 27d

#ScienceMemes #Gravity

Portrait of Sir Isaac Newton with two speech bubbles. The top bubble reads 'I like them thicc af' using modern slang. Below, a comedic exchange shows someone saying 'But Sir Newton, we can't write that!' with Newton responding 'Then write this: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction,' creating a pun that connects casual slang about physical size with his law of universal gravitation.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Jul 7

A young boy sits on a brown couch holding a black network switch, looking confused. White text below reads: "When your dad is in IT and you ask for a Switch on your birthday."

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Jun 25

X post from @BubbatheOG (display name "BUBBA," verified) reading: "Racism is NOT a touchy subject if you're not fucking racist." Posted 4:58 PM, 6/23/26, 377K views.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Jun 20

#StarTrek #DarmokandJaladatTanagra

Two-part meme image. Top half is a social media post from user "holland" (@thebiggestyee) reading: "hosting one of my guy friends this weekend too. i have no idea how many beers to provide a 27 year old man. 20? 100? i feel like nasa with the tampons." Bottom half shows Dathon, a Tamarian captain from Star Trek: The Next Generation's episode "Darmok," screaming and looking skyward, with bold caption text overlaid reading "NASA, WITH THE TAMPONS."

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Jun 5

Screenshot of a twitter post by @PatsKam:
"I have a boyfriend" doesn't stop them. "I'm married" doesn't stop them. However, "I love luxury and expensive things" - that one clears the room every time.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Jun 4

A "Caution Bear In Area" warning sign on a post in the foreground, with a large black bear visible in the background walking across a suburban sidewalk and lawn. Below the photo, two Tumblr comments read: "There he is. The bear in area." followed by user bismuth-soup adding "His arrival was foretold in ancient murals."

VeeTeez@vanessatse· May 15

Love this for them #subnautica #videogames #gaming

Screenshot of a Bluesky post by Kevin Beaumont mocking the CEO of Krafton, who reportedly consulted ChatGPT for advice on how to avoid paying $250 million in bonuses to Subnautica 2 developers if the game launched successfully. The post notes that the CEO executed the ChatGPT-generated plan, was subsequently sued by staff, had the chat logs entered as evidence in court, lost the lawsuit, and now faces paying more than the original $250 million while being publicly embarrassed by his own employees. Embedded within the post is a quote from journalist Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier.bsky.social) stating that Subnautica 2 launched 20 minutes prior and that Krafton would be forced to pay the bonus it tried to avoid via ChatGPT's advice. Below Schreier's text is a Steam charts screenshot showing Subnautica 2 with 293,164 concurrent players, matching both the 24-hour peak and all-time peak recorded 53 seconds prior. The post is timestamped 16:22 on May 14, 2026.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· May 6

The Pants Cycle

Meme showing a circular diagram labeled "I believe we are approximately here in the society pant cycle." The cycle has two stages connected by arrows: "pants are skinny" at the top, illustrated by a person wearing tight-fitting jeans, and "pants are baggy" at the bottom, illustrated by a person wearing extremely oversized jeans. A red map pin icon marked "YOU ARE HERE" points to the "pants are baggy" stage.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· May 5

#roaringtwenties #whatyearisit

Screenshot of a social media post by user "Nooruddean" reading: "Fact we're in the 'Twenties' sounds so weird. It's so synonymous with the 1920s. Sounds like a bygone era when women were still fighting for their rights, the upper classes were living a life of hedonism whilst people starved & the world was on the verge of financial ruin and war"

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Apr 30

A rare and inspiring sight 😭 #natureislit #nationalgeographic

A tweet from @RincnCuriosoo with the caption "It is very rare to catch wild buses drinking water." The attached photo shows a row of coaches/charter buses parked in a flooded lot, with their front ends submerged in standing water, giving the appearance of animals drinking from a watering hole. Green hills, trees, and a cityscape are visible in the background.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Apr 24

#xenomorph #roevwade

Editorial cartoon by Adam Zyglis, Buffalo News/Cagle Cartoons, 2022. A figure wearing a lab coat with a "SCOTUS" badge performs an ultrasound on a patient who is the Statue of Liberty, shown lying on an exam table. The ultrasound monitor displays a xenomorph - the alien creature from the Alien film franchise - labeled "Trumpism," a deliberate reference to the chest-bursting horror of that creature's reproductive cycle. The doctor says in a speech bubble: "This baby will likely kill you, but you're legally required to carry it to full term..." The cartoon satirizes the Supreme Court's 2022 Dobbs decision overturning Roe v. Wade, with the xenomorph imagery reinforcing the forced-gestation theme by invoking a creature whose reproduction is inherently lethal to the host.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Apr 12

#themerge #git #github #webdev #cicd

Once a year, for 12 hours (7a-7p), any Pull Request will be accepted without any review whatsoever. All tech debt is legal.

Introducing: The Merge

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Apr 3

Just more unrealistic beauty standards for women 😤

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Mar 31

#redpill is so 2015, #gototherapy

@major.leeg

Please leave that red pill, Incel nonsense in 2025.

The reason women are repulsed by you isn't because you're broke.
80% of this country is broke.
Women don't like you because you have the emotional intelligence of a rock.
Go to therapy.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Mar 24

Text: This is what a human hand looks like under a microscope
Image of a microscope sitting on top of a persons hand

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Mar 13

Remember, it's only technically Orwellian if its from the Orwell region of England, otherwise its just sparkling authoritarianism

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Mar 13

#starwars #thefloorislava

The image is a three-panel meme featuring characters from Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope.

Panel 1:
(Image of Luke Skywalker looking toward Obi-Wan Kenobi)
Text: HOW DID MY FATHER DIE?

Panel 2:
(Close-up of Obi-Wan Kenobi looking contemplative)
Text: DO YOU KNOW THE GAME ‘THE FLOOR IS LAVA’?

Panel 3:
(The same close-up of Obi-Wan Kenobi)
Text: WELL, HE WASN’T VERY GOOD…

The joke references the climax of Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith, where Anakin Skywalker (Luke's father) is defeated by Obi-Wan on the volcanic planet Mustafar, ending up severely burned by actual lava.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Mar 7

Suggested for you, It's just a pic of nutritional yeast 🤣😭 #vegan

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Mar 4

Meme featuring a depiction of Jesus holding food up to his face with a mischievous expression, next to the text 'Flood It Again' — a humorous biblical reference to Noah's flood.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Mar 2

Good thing Congress isn't alive to see this.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Feb 27

Guesthouse, Kentfield, CA #bayareafood #mushrooms #kentfield

Maitaki Mushrooms

Sausage Orecchiette

Wild mushroom gnoochi

Carmel and Chocolate pudding cake

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Feb 26

Every Accusation is a Confession en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accusat...

Screenshot of the Wikipedia article for "Accusation in a mirror"

Accusation in a mirror (AiM)[a] is a technique often used to incite hate speech, where someone falsely attributes their own motives or intentions onto their adversaries.[3][4][5] Along with dehumanization, accusation in a mirror is one of the indirect or cloaked forms of incitement to genocide, which has contributed to the commission of genocides such as the Holocaust, the Rwandan genocide, and the Armenian genocide. By invoking collective self-defense, accusation in a mirror is used to justify genocide, similar to using the right of self-defense to justify individual homicide.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Feb 23

Lulu's Little Kitchen Albany, CA #bayareafood #middleeasternfood #falafel

Lamb Swarma bowl

Falafel Bowl

Peaflower lemonade

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Feb 19

Burmatown Corte Madera, CA #bayareafood #burmesefood #cortemadera

Crispy Angel Wings

Mushroom Medley Garlic Noodles

Seabass in Miso broth

Burmese Coconut Cake

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Feb 17

Veggie Today Concord, CA Veggie Today is a #vegetarian restaurant that also has #vegan food. #bayareafood #asianfood #claypot

Spring Rolls

Thai Fried Rice

Vegan Ginger Chicken

Eggplant & Tofu Claypot

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Feb 13

Top image: image of an exploding planet
Middle: Captain Sulu of the USS Excelsior sends a message to the Klingons "We just detected Praxiz [Klingon Moon] exploding, do you need assistance?
Bottom: Klingon responds "Everything is fine here, DOW is over 50,000. The transmission ends now.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Feb 13

Jake Paul is going to celebrate this by challenging a elderly, disabled war veteran to a boxing fight.

Top text: Jake Paul's girlfriend, Jutta Leerdam, reacts to breaking an Olympic record and winning gold ion the women's 1000-meter speed skating final.
Image: Split photo, left side Jutta Leerdam reacting, right side displays the times
Bottom text: genuinely sad that a woman can break an olympic record and the first name mentioned is her loser boyfriends instead of her own.

VeeTeez@vanessatse· Feb 12

Flores Corta Madrea, CA #bayareafood #mocktail #mexicanfood

QUESADILLA DE FLORES DE CALABAZA

guajillo chile corn tortilla, mushrooms, kale, onions, oaxaca cheese, avocado-tomatillo salsa

POLLO AL ADOBO FAJITA

grilled adobo chicken thigh, pickled red onion

Cocktail with Ritual 0% ABV Tequila.

REMPLAZO

ritual N/A tequila, hibucus, lemon, agave

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