Varada
@varada
The guy who came up with but failed to monetize "danger flutes." I’m a fan of the Senators from Ottawa and I have a Substack about bin-diving for records at rabbitholerecords.substack.com
The Athletic model values Jordan Spence as an $11.6M player. If that’s reasonable, we’re not talking enough about how Staios traded a third and a sixth for a franchise player in a premium position and re-signed him to term for less than half his worth.
Big thanks to @domluszczyszyn.bsky.social, whose new post for the Athletic perfectly supports my article, suggests Jake Sanderson has the second best contract in the league, and will be worth $19M+ in 2031.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: if Dorion had signed Timmy to a bridge deal, we would be absolutely screwed right now.
Still the most effective distillation I’ve encountered of why and how the left should create a positive, reformist vision for America, and the role of art and literature in that philosophy.
Giroux remains the only name I’ve ever gotten on the back of a Sens jersey. He could go anywhere and he went to Ottawa, and he was awesome while he was here. I can’t find video of him scoring with a slapper in the shootout but I do have the photo:
And if they had to take Määttä, it’s not like you can’t find any scenarios where this would be helpful
I don’t know if it’s because they had to take Olli Määttä too, but Minnesota just got this guy, with salary retained, for a not good 30 year old defenseman and a basket of late picks. I know it’s tempting to say “why didn’t my team do this?” after every transaction but why didn’t my team do this
Wonder what the story is with Kaliyev. Signed by Ottawa, only got two games with the big club, scored 40 goals, almost a point-per-game in the AHL. Seems like a useful player. Only 25. Is going to free agency.
Forgot to upload earlier. Obviously I bought this even though there’s no way the contents could live up to the name, and didn’t.
Anyway, as I was saying, Lundell, Samoskevich, and the ninth overall for Brady, thanks for everything, fuck right off.
Editor: You have that story on the San Jose Sharks ready to go? Writer: Goofy as hell photo, just like you wanted boss.
When the Sens finally score on a powerplay static.wikia.nocookie.net/moviemorgue/...
On the OC Transpo, sitting across from a Fisheries and Oceans civil servant, revving up the red
There’s a bandwagon forming and I need everyone to KNOCK IT OFF you’re going to invite excrement spirits into the arena