Today *is* my lucky day! I haven't seen armadillo content in weeks, and today I logged in to this!

The algorithm speaks through you.

Oh look, it turns out naturally distrusting billionaires is actually a very wise thing!

Favorite part.

The same JB Pritzker whose brown-shirted thugs joined in to assist ICE in attacking and harassing US Citizens? That JB Pritzker? The child of one of the richest families in the country? That JB Prtizker? Nah, I've had enough oligarchs ruling me.

Oh, awesome. Bluesky: The Crypto app!

No, that is the proper usage of the word.

Well, seems like you'd know a thing or two about hating someone for stupid reasons, huh?

We <3 u. And naps. But you as well!

Reminds me of Brock Turner, the rapist. He raped his victim and then the judge reduced his sentence because he's such a promising individual. Anyway, I just wanted to use this moment to remind everyone about Brock Turner, the rapist, who raped an unconscious girl.

Nothing done to your betterment is frivolous. You're awesome and you deserve only the best <3 River and Chip say hi! Well, mostly River. Chip is sleepy.

I always had a particular fondness for this guy.

Oh look, the digital world is trying to break through again.

Lucky pup to have someone like you looking out! My baby sends her love.

Apple has you covered!

I checked out the first site google returned for "trump watches" and oh my god it is unhinged. I mean LOOK at this! Is that dude auditioning for something? All these pics showing the watch and he's got a tiny bit peeking out of his sleeve and the rest is star-spangled bullshit.

What? A Trump-endorsed product turns out to be a scam? I dunno, gettrumpwatches.com seems to be overflowing with positive reviews (and what appears to be an attempt at an official government protrait?)

I can think of 67,211 reasons.

I mean...that's objectively false. We were #5 for most incarcerated per 100k in 2024. We are, objectively, one of the least free countries and it isn't even close.

Apparently they nuked their entire account over it.

Oh good, you didn't find the other one.

I dunno, biology is pretty fucky sometimes. Courtesy of Randall Monroe:

Mission accomplished?

Surprisingly, they're stepping up.

I hope you enjoy it, and are given sufficient time! I understand the pain, I swapped my desk chair for a small couch for exactly that reason.

Dogs, you say? These are some of mine. The two without collars are Chip(closest) and River (furthest). The two with collars are Pebbles (pink collar, she's the mom of them all) and Bear (Red collar. He's just happy to be here)

This is his daughter, she's far more photogenic (which is actually saying quite a lot, really).