Jane Austen's Political Tweets
@vee40below0
A delightful diversion parodying the political musings of our time concerning Alberta, Canadian affairs, and the tumultuous intrigues of American governance! Such an endeavor, when graced with the keen wit and sparkling irony of Miss Austen, is a treasure.
But Americans will always have sycophants, and who needs friends when you have sycophants?
"I’m totally in the dark.” Which is funny because McConnell just happens to be totally in the dark, too.
Grab your etching tool and indelible black marker, because the defacing possibilities are endless.....
You say po-tay-to. I say, po-tah-to. You say overhaul I say desecrate po-tay-to, po-tah-to overhaul, desecrate Let's call the whole thing off.....
Basically, Trump wants a Smithsonian where you can just make shit up. You know, like on his golf course....
Let's see.... Poilievre's Approval Rating in 2025 went from 36% to 34% Or $50 million spent for every drop in favorability of 1%. Cue Popeye chuckle.
The genius of Trump is that he's thought of a way to turn Football into Calvinball....
Jeweled encrusted gold ring is given to Trump who then drops tariffs on Belgium diamonds. But is it corruption? Are Trump policies being bought and sold? Media... "We'll never know because a person's inner motivations is unknowable and can only be speculative"
In 2026, calling somebody an old-timey insult like a "Communist" is really no different than calling somebody a saddlegoose, a yaldson, a levereter or even a moon calf....
Uncontrolled algae growth, unhealthy levels of toxicity, in a space operated by the bad guys.... It's 1950s horror movie just waiting to happen.
Reflection Pool Algae Monster.... The hero we need in 2026
The comparison between the Obama and Trump alternatives, that Peter Baker implies are equivalent......
Except the world's largest economy is in the process of throwing out the toolbox, as we speak....
This day in history, August 19, 1945.... General MacArthur feels "emboldened" as Emperor Hirohito signs document.
Isn't diverting thundershowers like Miracle Performance 101 kind of stuff?
Seems like this story about Trump wanting more powerful attacks launched at Iran is related closely to this other story about concern expressed by the Defense Industry.....
Sure Peter, but it seems that the @nytimes.com is going to do its usual half-assed coverage of Trump's "I love inflation" quote in an attempt to bury the real story, and save Trump.....
Trump thinks he can hike 50 miles. Let's test that theory out, can we?
Things could get stressful for Lesley Stahl, in a "Susan Collins" sort-of-way......
Undoubtedly, yes, @nytimes.com. No question, here....
@CNN is framing the Screwworm outbreak story so it won't offend the Trump regime....