Michiganders for Perry Johnson
@vegetationstation
I am not affiliated with the Perry Johnson campaign, and I do not in actuality support him.
No one understands how grueling it is to chase a worm on a fishing pole for 5 minutes #catsky
Mhm. Check out this monarch I got to admire in my yard while you were busy typing lies.
Here you go! Total spending so far: bridgemi.com/michigan-gov... Current ad spending:
My Michigan lilies are in full bloom #bloomscrolling
It’s Michigan Lily time!!! I’ve waited years for this. #bloomscrolling
If elected, Perry Johnson will launch #MichCoin using funds from Medicaid and education cuts. This will be used to fund a gigantic HEPA air purifier to pull wildfire smoke from the air.
All they had to do to get Trump to endorse John James after the bad blood was show him this picture
Botany knowers, how is my swamp white oak producing acorns at 7-8 years old? I thought that couldn’t happen until it was at least 20. #gardening
“ALL THE BLOOD AND CARNAGE OF THIS TERRIBLE WAR, / ALL THE HEART-RENDING CASUALTIES OF BATTLE AND / THE SAD BEREAVEMENTS OCCASIONED BY THEM, HAVE THE / SAME CAUSE--SLAVERY. THE GREATEST, VILEST CRIMINAL / OF THE WORLD; IT MUST PERISH.”
Actually it’s because you and your stupid hog family don’t deserve a dishwasher that works
WINNING: If elected, Perry Johnson will turn Michigan’s state parks into Renaissance zones.
If elected, Perry Johnson has pledged to close the Michigan-Illinois border until further notice. 🫡
BREAKING: Perry Johnson has announced his property tax reform plan will include the Vernor’s gnome.
MASSIVE: If elected, Perry Johnson will work with Enbridge to route Line 5 through all four Great Lakes within Michigan’s borders!
Check out this healthy girl! She’s thriving despite a bout of ants nearby.
I found 7 of these little babies in the garden today!! 🐛 #gardening
If elected, Perry Johnson will forcefully urge Vernors to return to the old formula.
If elected, Perry Johnson will bring the Strangites back to Beaver Island.
This is the smooth rabbit statue that haunts my dreams. In the Costal Maine Botanical Gardens, by Lisa Bécu