T-1.5 weeks until I Fuck Off To A New Province, we have now hit the "trying to use up all of the perishable foodstuffs i have here" point of things. because of that, i will be making some pb chocolate chip cookies ☝️🙂‍↕️

t-less than two weeks!! AAAAAAAAAAAA

tom scott doing an entire video on dry stone walls, really catering to those of us who had to spend several weeks researching the history of one specific dry stone wall a few years ago. i'm sure you all share this experience with me

why are the women who are the loudest about what womanhood is always the ones with the most boring and restrictive conceptions of womanhood. have there been studies on this

packing up to move will lead you on the silliest side quests why am i giving my house slippers a haircut??

27 degrees at nearly 10pm. why me, why god, why me

YOU GUYS ARE TOO CURIOUS I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY MUNDANE FACTS I GOT IN ME 😮‍💨 (i'm having fun thinking of them i promise hehe)

1 like = 1 completely mundane fact about me ☝️😳

broke: size doesn't matter, what matters is what you do with it woke: size doesn't matter cause you're gonna get pegged 😌

need everyone to watch adults POSTHASTE you all need a wholesome silly friend group in your life and i know it ☝️🤨

i am wholeheartedly against doxxing OBVIOUSLY‼️ OBVIOUSLY. however when i see people being bigots unchecked it DOES make me wanna get good at it just a little. not nearly enough to actually do it but you know

this will not be meaningful to everyone because not everyone has taste, but i got a massive watermelon on a great sale a couple of days ago and it is maybe one of the best watermelons i have ever had

i wish it was easier, more feasible, and less potentially risky for all of us oomfs to know where everyone is based and to visit each other. in a better and safer world would you take me to a fun little museum/gallery and also your favourite cafe if i was in your neck of the woods yes or no

season three finale of hacks... ava daniels i'm in love with you 😳

just saw a tiktok of the secretary stage read with hannah einbinder and gillian anderson and uh. i think i get it now 🫠

what a delight and a gift it has been to have spent the past year (and a bit!) getting to know her and yap at her every day 🥰 everyone go spoil my darling girl for her birthday!!! throne.com/junieafterho...

my talents are plentiful but taking good pictures of myself is not one of them, so just let it be known that i have been seeing some new back and shoulder definition over the past month or so, and every time i spot some new muscle i'm like 😳

the moment i got out of bed to get ready to go to the gym it started POURING down rain. well then.

been thinking a lot of giving-head-in-a-whole-bunch-of-different-places-because-you're-too-hot-for-me-to-wait-until-we-get-to-the-bedroom thoughts lately 😮‍💨

good evening. whose pussy do i gotta eat to eat some pussy around here. regards,

okay fresh out of the theatre post-odyssey... i think we might be so back actually???

number of times a doctor has looked at my bits and gone "oh huh... that's weird, not sure what's up with that" over the past six months? TWO 🥲

it's so important to take an edible and then take one million pictures of you and your strap while you wait for it to hit. for ur health

JUST SIGNED A LEASE FOR A CUTE LITTLE APARTMENT IN THE TOWN I'M MOVING TO RAHHHHHHH

who me? oh no, i'm not trying to get into the laundromat. i'm just walking my massive bag of dirty laundry down the street for the hell of it, by all means keep smoking your darts brothers

if there's one thing men love to do, it's stand directly in front of a doorway for no reason and then act surprised when you approach trying to get through said doorway

i maybe should have expected this as someone who was brought on to my job to basically work logistics and admin but wow... my artist boss is really bad at logistics and admin!!

TIKTOKS THAT HAVE MADE VENUS CRY TODAY: - a group of baby bears crossing a highway. nothing happened to them or anything they were just really cute - a video from my local pride parade - a promo video for adoptable dogs at a shelter nowhere near me - a different video from my local pride parade

endlessly grateful that my iud has been iud-ing quite well for the past few months, however now the main flag that my period is "happening" is that i get really really weepy, and it's a bizarre thing to experience as someone who has never really cried that much

x friction time 🙂‍↕️ (though i didn't tie it off so it looks super loose at the end, oops). sound on for Combo Rope Sounds And Ambient Video Essay ASMR