VfB Americana
@vfbamericana
English language, USA based, VfB Stuttgart fan podcast, unofficial, uninformed,& usually unprepared! 🎙️ 📺 🇺🇸OFC
🚨POD MOBILE ALERT🚨 Just found this beauty* & we are starting a Patreon/GoFundMe so we can have our official #VfB PodMobile 🎙️🚗🐊 $1893?! Come on! *& yes, this is indeed the car Travis had when he was a single fella “impressing” all the single ladies back in the day.Sorry gals, he’s off the market🤣
Asked by @lamilvelo.bsky.social if we’re ready for #VfB & the🎙️to get back going again Yes, yes we’re ready🫡 Unrelated, mom lost her argument w/ Alexa🤦while 99 yr old Oma: 👵The Dr is worried about my diabetes 👨Can I help? 👵Yes, get a dozen🍩tomorrow 👨But…diabetes? 👵It’s ok, I have my🍷 Cheers!🤣
🚨⭐️🌟⭐️🚨 At the airport - hey, a Brustring 🤣 - but these are pretty flipping sweet … 👌🏼 … and we are totally NOT gonna think about what happened the last time we had black and gold kits 😅
No worries. Take your time, Lorenz. We know a free agent who can hold down the fort… #VfB
The details on this are pretty sweet & JAKO’s commitment to local #VfB history continues to impress💪 Like most, tho, not so sure about the “mineral water” sleeves🤔 But will definitely take an ode to local tradition over some generic Nike kit🫡 Excited to see what else is in, ahem, store!
For $17 it’s not too bad, tbh. & no one around these parts can tell. & for old times sake, got the pink one, too. Fun* Fact: this is the 4th pink kit we’ve purchased 🙄 & we FINALLY nailed down the sizing … in 🇺🇸 I’m a large … in 🇨🇳, a 2XL. Probably because I’m, uh, so, um… fit and … uh, buffed… 😒
Haha! Look at what showed up JUST IN TIME! (from 🇨🇳🙄, sorry, turns out our pod shockingly* made zero money … AGAIN?!) This is just proof, once again, that we here at #VfB 🇺🇸 have PERFECT TIMING IN EVERYTHING WE DO 📉
While it’s hard to count on Daxo considering he’s never played more than 22 matches in a given season 😬, if the financials makes sense & he stays fit🤞, wow, what a boost for the #VfB D. Plus, he just seems like a stud locker room presence & w/ Pascal gone, can’t discount that intangible element 🤷
So non-⚽️ related but 70% of the guys on my 🎾 team are Bosnian. Then there’s me, Scott, & Wael. Oh, and Roger, the Canadian, but we usually don’t count Roger 🤷 Anyway, my text strand this evening is definitely pro one of these teams 👀 Even Roger! 🍁 #USABIH
I kinda love that your pinned post loving everyone is next to this post regarding a troll. Social media in a nutshell 🤣
Idk why everyone is so fired up about Germany not winning #GERPAR outright. It’s not like we’ve beaten Paraguay more than once in all of ⚽️ history 🤣🤣🤣 But seriously…🇩🇪⚽️ is yikes
With Anton coming on as a RB my “Bruno Labbadia should be the national team manager” jokes have finally COME TO LIFE!!! #GERPAR
An inside look at Julian’s message to Deniz, Jamie, etc., before this match
This will be interesting. On one hand, keeping the hot hand & letting the starters get their groove makes sense. On the other, every other team that clinched advancement has rotated their squad. Julian is either smarter than everyone else or… #VfBDeutschland #GERECU
Watching 🇧🇦🇶🇦 & man oh man it really makes you thank THIS guy for seeming to get the best out of the energizer bunny that is Demi #BIHQAT
Doing something we’ve never done before … watching a 🇩🇪 match on replay … wonder what will happen 😉
💥💥💥DENIZ💥💥💥 OH BABAY WE - um, he … him, Mr Undav - ARE BACK #VfBDeutschland #GERCIV
We are certainly homer’s, & while Leroy had a good play on O at the end & we appreciate his efforts on D, you’d have to think a certain #VfB player would offer the same level of D & just sooooo much more on O with his ability to whip in crosses but what do we know 🤷
🚨HOT TAKE ALERT🚨 Boston may need to order even MORE 🍻🍺🍻 Oh, & Morocco is good #SCOMAR