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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· 13d

I need the cleansing power of pizza for lunch to reset my body and mind.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Apr 29

Bf recently found a selfie stick and a couple of hoverboards in his neighbors trash.

Color illustration of beloved newspaper comic character Nancy riding a hover board while holding a selfie stick in one hand and holding what appears to be an mp3 player in the other. She’s wearing a pair of those louvered glasses and she’s saying “Sluggo is lit”

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Apr 23

Like, could you imagine Victor’s command grab?

Sprite of Victor from the Darkstalkers series grabbing B.B. Hood with his (butt) cheeks.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Apr 22

Back on twitter there was this post where someone drew an anime cat girl who only had undesirable cat traits like she couldn’t taste sweet and she didn’t have opposable thumbs. I wish I could find it. That’s how it feels sometimes.

HuffPost article header that says “Why 2026 Might Be The Year Of Wasians” with a picture of Hudson Williams, Alysa Liu, and Laufey all looking absolutely radiant with gold in crowns photoshopped on their heads.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Apr 22

I’ve made a huge mistake.

Text conversation

Me: I’m sick 🤧
Not me: Boo
Not me: Let me know if you would like me to pick you up anything
Me: How did this even happen???
Not me: Probably at the wedding
Not me: I noticed you partook in the communal dips

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Apr 18

Birthday miracle. 🥹

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Apr 16

“I could sit here and wax lyrical about the qualities of a massive wormhole technology for hours”

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Apr 16

Would you like to talk about WORMHOLE TECHNOLOGY?

A screen from the Tomodachi Life Living the Dream character creator face paint mode. I’m trying to make Scorpius from Farscape.

The Scorpius character has been created. He is wearing all black with a face mask and is attempting to smile, but he looks like he’s in a great deal of pain.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Apr 6

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Mar 16

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Cookie O’Puss ice cream cake. It’s like a silly face with an ice cream cone for a nose and cookies for eyes. This one is decorated festively for St. Patrick’s day.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Mar 16

A close up of Johnny Rico from Starship Troopers wearing his helmet. Subtitle says “[DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES]”

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Mar 15

It’s shaping up to be a great day in Kanto!

Me and Sudowoodo riding the train past the Pokemon Center in Rocky Ridges.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Mar 15

I won Pokopia.

Screen shot from Pokopia. I am speaking to Sudowoodo who’s saying “Um... Can, uh-can you tell I'm not a tree?”

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Mar 12

ITS HAPPENING. I am SO close to winning Pokopia.

Pokopia Habatat Dex clue for where you can find an unknown pokemon. The silhouette is Sudowoodo. Can be found in the “tree-shaded red tall grass” habitat during all rimes of days and all weather conditions.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Mar 11

Panel from an old Nancy Comic printed in color on yellowing newspaper.
Nancy and Sluggo are standing before a vertical sign that says “Drugs”. Nancy has her hands thoughtfully clasped behind her back. Sluggo is pointing at the sign and saying “Sgurd”

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Mar 11

Shortly after posting this I got locked out of the whole MS Office suite. I was freaking out because I thought I was being hacked. 😭 Turns out the helpdesk reset the wrong Julie’s password.

A picture of Pee-Wee Herman holding a card indicating that the word of the day is “Specificity”.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Mar 7

please clap.

Screen from Pokemon Go that says “Congratulations! You earned a platinum medal! Kanto.
Register 151 Pokémon first discovered in the Kanto region to the Pokédex.”

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Mar 5

HE’S HERE!

A small and very cute felt figure of Dominar Rygel XVI from Farscape still wrapped in plastic.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Mar 3

Good to know they still make the NeeDoh gumdrop in the 32nd century. #starfleetacademy

Close up detail from S01E08 of Starfleet Academy. We are in Sam and Genesis’ dorm room. You can see Sam in the corner of the frame. There is a shelf with some decorative objects on it. A wooden sculpture, a gourd shaped vase, some glass thingys, and one orange and one pink NeeDoh gumdrop fidget toys. There are green arrows pointing to the gumdrops for emphasis.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Mar 2

I fell off.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Mar 1

have an UNCONTROLLABLE URGE to follow this arrow

Asphalt with “DEVO” with an arrow written in green chalk. You can see some gray crocs in sport mode at the bottom of the frame.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Mar 1

✨Catch of the day✨ #pokemongo

Skrelp
Espurr
Amaura
Froakie
Trevenant
Pumpkaboo

Unown (L)
Yveltal
Skrelp
Pikachu (Calem’s hat)
Bunnelby
Squirtle
Chespin
Victreebel
Ralts

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Feb 26

Close up of the “Get help” button on a mii creation screen from the Tomodachi Life direct.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Feb 26

Ok slight correction here. The mug pictured is a replica of the Feltman Langer no spill mug, which I guess has been out of production. This one is the Highwave Hotjo.

Jadzia drinking from a purple mug, Quark is standing uncomfortably close looking over her shoulder.

A scene from Babylon 5, Commander Sinclair is having a coffee seated across from a guest character while Garabaldi stands watch. There are two wide bottomed black mugs and a shiny carafe on the table. There is red arrow pointing to a mug added to the image as an annotation.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Feb 26

It’s just a Highwave Hotjo mug. They’ve been making them since the 80s. Also as seen on Bayblon 5.

An ad from a FB group called Star Trek Fans that says:
NEWS
PRE-ORDERS FOR THE DS9 CONICAL MUGS
ARE OPEN

The ad shows a black and white images of Jadzia and Julian drinking Raktajinos. The blue mugs are colorized. There is an additional picture of the mug positioned in the center of the ad between them.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Feb 26

Same guy.

Hugh Morris from the Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream video.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Feb 22

🤔

7-Eleven Japanese Style Egg Salad sandwich.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Feb 16

We have survived another winter.

Malezewski's Easter Butter Lamb. It’s a lamb made out of butter. Its eyes are peppercorns, and it’s wearing a little red ribbon around its neck. In its back is a little plastic flag that says “Alleluia”.

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Feb 16

That was harder than anyone expected.

Lobby for Gigantamax Meowth. I’m in group 7 of 9, which I have circled in red for emphasis.

Seven of Nine from Voyager. Subtitle says “Fun will now commence.”

𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰@videopayphone· Feb 14

Went to Sherwin Williams today and saw that they have an award for the least popular paint color of the year called The Loneliest Color. Honestly way better than the Pantone Color of the Year (white).