Mike Cagliostro
@viewtifulmike
jp emojis really tie together my serial killer vibes
display glasses would be a huge boon to wellness in general. tilting your head down to look at your phone is bad for your neck & posture, damage that builds up over time. looking at your phone via glasses hud and interfacing via a tiny tactile controller to keep your shoulders neutral would be ideal
thinking about ice cream bus. story really drove home what it's like being around kids. they're fucking gross man. wet, sticky, will absolutely eat ice cream off the floor if an adult doesn't stop them. only fiction i can think of that drove home how WET and slimy kids can be and just not care
i could spend $80 on a pretty ok maybe good donkey kong game or i could put it towards a weird ring. at a point where in my life where i'd rather buy clothes & jewelry over games. I have enough of a backlog. i have games at home.
my favorite part of being on the wrong end of 30 is playing it up with my friends in their 20s. "WHAT AM I A CHAPERONE??", "I AINT RUNNIN A DAYCARE!!", etc. also pathetically doing this when they say indecipherable memes to me
Retract your shoulder blades under any resistance, including gravity. Just move your shoulders back and forth while being submissive and breedable. If you have gym access you can do this tiny range of motion with cables or dumbbells
70s bellbottom suit. Needs alterations but I couldn't leave it on the rack
Went to a thrift store and once again couldn't stop myself from getting another damn useless coat for Florida
Some lingering thoughts after encountering a very spiritual person
Feeling so confident after a run I should try to OW OW OW OW FUCK WHY ARE YOU DOING YHIS FUCK OW
this place in orlando had to change their logo. yes, they're venezuelan owned
did not expect x-men to address what its like dating someone possessed by the power of depression
every time i see her i wanna order some wet bread and send her some
her: yeah I'd rather not date the sex was really boring me: [falls to knees on grass with my dumbass hat almost touching the ground] FUCK [head lowers bill starts bending] IM GONNA FUCKIN KMS [head lowers further bill bends insanely] IM GONNA KMS [tries to slam head into ground but hat bounces me]
Crime and Punishment: A Falsified Romance is so good because Miroku is such a strange man. His motives are impossible to understand if you try to self insert at all. The slaying itself feels like it was done to shock readers that just wanted him to be the hero that saves the girl.