Vincent Priceless

@vincentpriceless

St Louis drag weirdo he/him always Apply to be part of the annual Vincent Price Day drag potluck here:

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Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· 19d

while trying to find a different picture i found this in my screenshots twitch streamer benjamin linus is that anything

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· 19d

now you have context for what i personally think is a godtier shitpost

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Jul 4

my FACE glitched out all play session im crying

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Mar 29

IIIIIIT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! The annual Vincent Price Day Drag Potluck is coming up, and this time we're opening up applications to any interested performers! Signups close April 30! forms.gle/DP66ryGFwrH6...

Actor Vincent Price in a kitchen, about to stab a slab of meat

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Feb 27

my photo gallery bugged tf out but honestly its a pretty good visual of how much im Going Through It today

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Feb 27

fluorescent lights and a freezer that occasionally lets out the wails of the damned, i am having a Time at the office

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Jan 19

were not gonna talk about how noodly 2013 dan was

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Oct 10

if i ever come into hideous amounts of money, there will be signs

Screenshot from the site boneclones of an articulated, upright replica Neanderthal skeleton. It is priced at over $15,000 USD and I want it so so bad

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Aug 24

Yall im quite high rn and getting real emotional about neanderthals again

News article snippet: "The oldest known cave paintings were created more than 64,000 years ago, and were not made by modern humans, according to a study published last week (February 23) in Science. Instead, the report concludes, the artists were probably Neanderthals. The findings add to mounting evidence that our ancient hominin cousins were capable of greater cultural and creative complexity than generally assumed."

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Jul 24

🎶 one of these things is not like the others 🎶

a screenshot from thriftbooks with a selection of 6 books credited to "karen l king", all of which are concerned with gnosticism/gnostic scriptures, except the last one... which is some sort of historical bodice-ripper type book

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Jul 21

behold... the Beans

a black cat lying in her tree, glorious beans in full view

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· May 25

If you wanna be one of the first people to witness this mix, get your tickets cause it's happening tomorrowwwww www.tickettailor.com/events/vince...

a show flier for the VINCENT PRICE DAY drag show potluck, ft ZeLucy Leone Fur, Rocky B Goode, Lou Kiss & Seme Libido, Vincent Vandal and Vincent Priceless, on memorial day

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· May 16

🚨BLEP ALERT, BLEP ALERT, BLEP ALERT🚨

A black cat with yellow eyes (behind which a thought has never even approached), her tiny pink tongue just poking out

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Apr 19

a pet rat, eyes narrowed as it's rubbing its tiny paws together schemingly

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Apr 18

i'm glad my partner supports my need to infodump

Screenshot of a text conversation. Text 1: "I have a really dumb idea for a drag number that takes way too much backstory to explain, lol" Text 2: "I'm here for another 7 hours, lay it on me"

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Feb 24

always a banner day when sabo sits on partner's keyboard

a chat log between 3 people: first person has typed approximately 320 question marks, followed by a single backslash
second and third person simply respond "hi Sabo"

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Feb 23

the face of a cat who definitely did not grab dad's arm to bathe his hand before immediately changing her mind and bunnykicking the shit out of it

A black cat with yellow eyes curled up on a blanket, giving a "who, me?" look over her shoulder

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Feb 18

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Feb 14

me rn

meme in the 'excavator and Evergiven' format; the top text over the ship Evergiven reads "MY FRAGILE MENTAL HEALTH" and the lower text over the excavator reads "FALL OUT BOY'S 'LAST OF THE REAL ONES' ON LOOP FOR 6 HOURS"

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Feb 3

:')

A bag of Haribo Gold Bear gummy bears, placed over a handwritten note reading: PRESCRIPTION - 1 HANDFUL WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Jan 22

lmao it occurs to me i don't think i ever made a proper intro post despite starting this account ages ago WHOOPS i'm vincent priceless (he/him) •trans man •ooky-spooky drag king •stl's ascot mascot

Vincent Priceless, a bearded drag king, in a grey-plaid blazer and ascot, mid-performance

Vincent Priceless, drag king, in a classy smoking jacket and Invisible Man bandages, mid-performance

Vincent Priceless, drag king, in a punk battle jacket, Protoman helmet, with a homemade buster arm

Vincent Priceless, a drag king, in gray/white 'Easter mass realness', holding out a collections plate with the word "TIPS" crossed out and replaced with "TITHES"

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Jan 12

was trying to get dust off of this sweet dingus's fur and she thanked me by biting my kneecap

A black shorthair housecat in full Slug Mode, all legs fully tucked under her, relaxing on a plaid comfy chair. She is looking into the camera while fighting back sleepies

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Dec 18

would this be PRIMARILY an excuse to crack open this beauty and make entirely too much food for strangers? MAYBE.

cover of the book A TREASURY OF GREAT RECIPES by Mary and Vincent Price, paired with a black and white photo of beloved horror actor Vincent Price himself

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Dec 14

the island is a generous and considerate lover

Still from the show LOST, season 4. Jack's face and terrible beard are center frame. Closed caption says: "I'm here to tell you the island won't let you come alone."

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Dec 12

decided to start really leaning into looking like a 19th century train conductor

Vincent out of drag, a white trans fella with glasses and a medium length beard. He is wearing a black bowler hat and a purple ascot tucked into his waistcoat like a proper time traveler

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Dec 10

WEH

Reddit comment from user peperoniebabie: "Hey OP, this actually taught me a lot and now I think I have to get into creature drag being an nb trans queer person myself. Thank you for your bravery anti-vart and I will also check out spooky drag because it sounds like my jam!!"

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Dec 10

❄️🔥🐐🔥❄️ St Louis peeps, got some fun holiday creature drag happening this Fridayyyy ❄️🔥🐐🔥❄️ www.tickettailor.com/events/hauso...

Promotional flyer for the show SPIRITS OF THE SOLSTICE: A Folklore Variety Show. Occurs on Friday, Dec 13th 2024 at Dirty 20 Bar in Ballwin, MO. Featuring: Ami Amore, Holly Misbehavin, Peaches n Creme, Nikk A Demis, Silas Silence, Dizzy Tunt, & Vincent Priceless, and hosted by Vincent Vandal & Chris P Whitemeat. Doors at 8:30pm, showtime 9:30pm. General admission $15, VIP $25

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Dec 9

me every. single. time that i have to write a work email

tweet: "Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so I don't come across as manic. Thanks!"

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Dec 8

not to be horny on main, but

A crafted goat horn, covered all over in straw

Vincent Priceless@vincentpriceless· Dec 6

went to the bathroom and my dear wonderful dingus cat decided to sit on the laptop keyboard long enough to draft this incredibly moving work of poetry